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I literally ate actual DOG SHIT to fix my bad response to seeds oils and have a gut test showing I de-aged 10 years and I"m not fucking lying and have receipts. https://t.co/1iUDeQLYSK
No, seriously. Fact check my literally fucking ass.https://t.co/kqu6RX9cJv
Spread some misinformation lately?https://t.co/Av3dXOsDCF
@mattparlmer @CraniumOfficer Journalists are actually in a position of maximal network connectivity so they are more likely to be superspreaders or otherwise act as conduits between social clades. If you follow this model, they are actually primte candiates to stop internetwork spread https://t.co/2TNpLEj785
Spread my ideas, fuckers.https://t.co/qX6nzLEs8n
make fun of me.https://t.co/i2gwVoq1pr
Tell me i'm bad boy. It makes me happy.https://t.co/C6PTBRngOe
Literally ate fucking DOG SHIT cuz I think food dye like red 40 is unsafe and killed my gut bacteria.https://t.co/JGR61h5luO https://t.co/kjFsQocfAI
I hope the fact checkers are more confident than I am that they won't get colon cancer from red #40https://t.co/VsIJJtUAeP
I'm not waiting for some government agency to make america healthy again. Ain't no one got time for that.https://t.co/hO6ArzRp0I
If you're waiting for big daddy governemet to tell you how to MAHA? I'm laughing at you.https://t.co/CXLCCxrbB5
Do you wanna watch me eat shit? You can. I publish everything online https://t.co/RutM73Os5b
Nothing you can do to me will ever hurt me more than I am willing to hurt myself to heal.https://t.co/oQgXjfeZZP
I learned to enjoy the shame. https://t.co/QeYgK1c89P
I'm loyal like a dog who has been cornered.https://t.co/UYXQDjw3P9
I spend more time shitting on pro RFK accounts than I do talking shit about vaccines.https://t.co/kwmI4pUlGl
Eat shit Putinhttps://t.co/tPxg8lZizl
@defnotbeka You can do this for other things besides genetics. E.g. you could see Putin had drug induced Cushing's associated moon face; easy to speculate he was on a drug to fight cancer.I figured this out too before Danish intel leaked it.https://t.co/C2ysZLL5SEhttps://t.co/Jz3NofJvh8
Eat shit Harrishttps://t.co/4Mv7dvPZpW
The time to deal with this situation was 5 years ago."A recently published study in Contraception found that when supervised by a remote health care provider, the two-drug combination can be safely and effectively dispensed through telemedicine." https://t.co/HUKkku3PYy
My brand.https://t.co/3Qg0RhS6Fy https://t.co/aakxCxK34G
Of course they are, that's why I wrote this thread.https://t.co/P6nXMi8lwj
Beaultiful.https://t.co/KhCUgZhwSb
Did you know there are indications that eating shit can cure type II diabetes? We've had luck in mice.https://t.co/kUkmazirudWe may be able to fix america's health crisis with literal dog shit. MAHA-ahahaa
That mice study? 2023.We did this in mice in 2020 already!https://t.co/nOhR9n3WH4
@eigenrobot @lordcataplanga @slatestarcodex @selentelechia > "Here, the effect of FMT on hypoglycemia in type 2 diabetes was addressed by improving insulin resistance and repairing impaired islets, thereby providing a potential treatment strategy for type 2 diabetes." [JAN 2020] https://t.co/nLxKzSxLP3
Human trials have already been attempted!https://t.co/dSrQEjmuID
@eigenrobot @lordcataplanga @slatestarcodex @selentelechia One of the first studies in humans was litterally this year."FMT with or without metformin significantly improve insulin resistance and body mass index and gut microbial communities of T2DM patients by colonization of donor-derived microbiota" [JAN 2023] https://t.co/Rc13N19pkY
One of the leading Gut Microbiota scientists studying it as an intervention for Alzheimer's is now following me on linked in.Eat shit Uncle Yud.https://t.co/uXU1cjDCjL
@seracena @LeviTurk @ESYudkowsky dear uncle yud, did you know that Alzheimer's is common in your bloodline?I know this because I have been trying to fix this for the past 8 years.https://t.co/dFT5WrasMOShame you blocked me for talking about it.https://t.co/yuMnAWsFU5
Haha, Amazing."many of those that have been reviewed by the Food and Drug Administration have not been reevaluated for decades. Red 40, for example, was last evaluated for health risks in 1971."https://t.co/tcGyH7MaRkhttps://t.co/lU2asOFSds
Don't dye.https://t.co/e1f58ibay2 https://t.co/71wXPSFa9W
Eat Shit Albert Einsteinhttps://t.co/XOj9iuQrBW
Eat Shit Vitalik Buterin https://t.co/uE3H7CMhqk
Eat Shit Slate Starhttps://t.co/WRsmOuFD0f
@OKMisty @Pvelkovsky @not_bullwinkle @ry_mccabe @eigenrobot @slatestarcodex I personally ate vet dog shit pills (genetically screened for no parasites!) to cure my Crohn's and have been symptom free for a year cuz that stuff is taking too long. Also cured my M.S. symptoms. https://t.co/hx6OO8cDOP
Eat Shit Expertshttps://t.co/LyfjTn4l0H
I'll see your "Clinical Guidelines are developed by multidisciplinary panels of experts" and raise you one angry autistic who w/ blood work showing he got 10 years younger after finding out how the last 150 years of nutritional science is FUCKING GARBAGEhttps://t.co/VFyjCXkf1V
Eat Shit Samahttps://t.co/7dC0O3gesT
@stahura @ZPostFacto @sama I used game theory to predict energy balance in gut and figured out how to heal myself by directly operating on lipid function. I wanted to remember the whole chess board again like in my childhood so I could compete with him. I ain't afraid of nothin. https://t.co/GhSuKvhJA4
A jester's role is to break your mind until you laugh.https://t.co/0QAvJKzEZb
Yep, These studies tying O3 and O6 together are fascinating. My big hunch was that all teh anti-seed oil people are really just having trouble with gut health. https://t.co/cXN662Kptc
@mchapiro @bitstein I can't talk to anybody who cares about seed oils because it's just ideological derping. I ask people if they've read about omega-3/6/9 conversion in the gut by dogs and they jus think I'm gaslighting them. Its super annoying.https://t.co/bz30f4UYih
I'm a dog shit accelerationist.https://t.co/aKtv4Ftwi0
While you min-maxed, I was eating soy biscuits.While you struggled to gain muscle mass, I was learning how to heal muh dick with dog shit.Now the world's fertility is in decline, you have the balls to come to me to remove plastics from your cum?https://t.co/s3KBzcG37Q
D.O.G.E.Department of Gross Excretionhttps://t.co/kDcooNLOZJ
Of gods and demons.O.G.A.D. whyhttps://t.co/IXtARMywwlhttps://t.co/fWqslrooFR
Eat shit Cernovichhttps://t.co/dU5okp30sv
@sly_clank @Oo_O_o00o_O_oO @0xa59a2d @Cernovich @zooko For my next magic trick, I'm going to be eating dog shit to show that mTOR related muscle gain in dogs is partly driven by gut bacteria.I even found a parasite free source of canine feces. Working toward a stable environment to do a proper test.https://t.co/uM9gPovp2z
Hopefully this is more to do with their involvement in biodiesel and using various oilseeds as a fuel source to make us less dependent on OPEC. https://t.co/7zaTVxDmrdhttps://t.co/ToME33mZOT
Make America Cultured Again> " […] challenges the decades-old thinking that many chronic diseases stem from the consumption of excess saturated fats from animal products, and that, conversely, unsaturated fats from plants are necessarily more healthful"https://t.co/3mnuaujqQ9
Have you considered the ethics of eating shit?https://t.co/rahggxiGWk
So much shit, so little time.https://t.co/gpcMfmZfV2
"Please, therapy didn't work, and I tried eradicating the problem but it didn't work.I need somethingＳｔｒｏｎｇｅｒ"https://t.co/oRuj04cSQN
Uncle Yud and I are indeed similar. Look into Sjogren's genetics and the impact this has on gut health via mucus parameters. Expect concordance of Rheumatoid arthritis, and Lupus genes, maybe crohn's. https://t.co/Fjh0C8Hbep
Told my mom to eat shit, so now she's trolling me about it (in skyrim).https://t.co/3cpwvTEjX1
I told Bryan Johnson how to fix all the things he highlighted were problems with seed oils.https://t.co/vXvsc6Ssgs
I gained 1000 followers on one tweet, where was saying:Eat shit Bryan Johnson.https://t.co/KsnWUuvedY
I cured 2 autoimmune diseses in myself, doubled my grip strength, and went on to reverse my GF's diabetes type II and PCOS. My blood test says I got 10 years younger and the only thing I did was fix my gut. I live in poverty conditions and my intervention was literally dog feces.
