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here's the story leading up to the Night of the Long Pillows I'm imagining and recollecting * biden basically senile for a while but managed to keep it under wraps via dem influence * then, he's genuinely weakened by intraparty split over gaza, making control harder to maintain https://t.co/lSLqb7fbWr

* around december major newspapers (dem party press) in a wave published stories about how he's maybe senile. these aren't about informing the public; they're about sending out feelers for a coalition to topple him * maybe not enough people bit. this doesn't get traction

* de santis bites the dust, trump renominated. this extends biden's lease on political life because trump is probably his weakest potential opponent * recently: oh shit. trump starts pulling ahead. polls look bad. biden's value prop as, well, a prop starts looking real grim

tonight: everyone knows he's senile going in. maybe they don't know how bad it's gonna be and maybe they do. maybe partisans all have marching orders, conditional or no biden wrecked in the first five minutes of the debate 90 minutes until close. everyone starts making calls

by the time the debate is over every faction is moving hard no one dem side even gives a shit about trump. no one is talking about trump. he's immaterial because everyone is scrambling for the civil war that's on the verge of breaking out τῷ κρατίστῳ

après lui, le déluge https://t.co/cjbJHmHt9a

if biden had any pull left in the party dem media wouldn't be throwing him overboard so uniformly and so quickly 90 minutes is plenty of time to coordinate especially if factions are ready to move, and these people are professionals https://t.co/x6ekQRZxLE

power is cruel https://t.co/E2evXOUgOW


the clip ht @vega_holdings https://t.co/u0xBZeDAQM


anyway my new best guess is that cloistered emperor obama had him executed and cloistered emperor obama will anoint the successor this suggests a more orderly process imo https://t.co/lEQEaV7AS4

this is plausible to me idk if "likely" because i don't believe (epistemic sense) there's _this_ much central control behind the scenes, but it's easily within the realm of possibility https://t.co/viy8iGPbcL

@eigenrobot The guy should get his brain scanned to see if he has lesions tied to non-visible stroke. He walks like my dad - Who just had a stroke.I predicted my dad would have a stroke when he was given the shot early for working at the VA.https://t.co/w1mPHId9kF

@eigenrobot I saw a youtube short making fun of Kennedy for having literal brain worms. https://t.co/EWBEz3GkfOThey should all present their brain scans.https://t.co/iQnoFzcKJb

@eigenrobot My brain worms have brain worms.https://t.co/MHpN0DMg86

@eigenrobot I stopped stuttering. I know a lot about stuttering and how it impacts the brain.I bet if I was around him I could diagnose him entirely by scent. https://t.co/CLK3bdLwyPhttps://t.co/UfvI2VXBRq

@eigenrobot Gonna go watch the debates and try to figure out what's wrong with Biden by watching his eyes and mouth.https://t.co/8aHVETgr6R

@eigenrobot I will weaponize my own autism, thank you very much.https://t.co/1S016GOU7i

@eigenrobot Let's go Brandon."The plaintiffs in Murthy substantiated with a voluminous evidentiary record running hundreds of pages a multi-year campaign during this administration to suppress the speech of American citizens." https://t.co/A9AkF2qPNo

@eigenrobot I got this fresh on my mind too. I visited my dad and got a bunch of my old photographs from growing up. Gonna see if I can spot my own autism.https://t.co/QIWoSsz1qH

@defnotbeka You can clock gestational forms of autism by looking at tendon development in the face as it coincides with genetic expression abnormalities that coincide with when the COMT gene & related methylation factors activate to develop the brain. https://t.co/ed4Y0ErChc

@eigenrobot If biden wins the next race. I'm going to dedicate my life to becoming president.https://t.co/1FIpm49SMp

@eigenrobot Seems only fitting.https://t.co/kNSwRHTgNW

@eigenrobot You know what is funny? I know how to recover from the brain damage of pork tapeworms. If I knew what was in RFK's gut and his diet, I could predict if is brain healed. Its not much different from recovery from TBI or M.S.https://t.co/Z1qoCG3FGF

@eigenrobot The pork tape worm thing is probably Taenia solium"Host immune responses during Taenia solium Neurocysticercosis infection and treatment"https://t.co/NPvnppROzphttps://t.co/ySY5guzovd

@eigenrobot I think I personally warmed you to avoid eating uncooked meat at one point? Can't find the tweet, but fairly certain it was pork. I don't eat pork anymore.https://t.co/1GL5PfFtoX

@eigenrobot I want to be known as a reincarnation of Ninurta who will smite Asag. A giant worm named Mardukhttps://t.co/CldCfKd3dihttps://t.co/JFh6ewEFnl

@eigenrobot In fact I have an entire thread talking about how [the asag].Do you think getting infected by [the asag] would mean increased risk of parasites infecting and entering into the brain?I do.https://t.co/4dU8x2Of21

@eigenrobot I want to be able to eat all disease.https://t.co/9MpgAF6Z4d

@eigenrobot Gonna go eat some garlic to boost my nitric oxide signaling function. That paper I linked to earlier says nitric oxide is important to fight tape worms lol.https://t.co/0Cv4MPo0sB

@eigenrobot When i heard my dad's voice in person and noticed he wasn't stuttering... I cried.https://t.co/mAnmuiAOpv

@eigenrobot I get to watch my dad slowly die, likely from vaccine complications (https://t.co/sprElmiXtB)

@eigenrobot as the standing president smiles on camera and jokes bout his age, with botox injections to make him look younger.https://t.co/7pAcfvUg2B

@eigenrobot I haven't looked at biden in 2 years.what a mess. https://t.co/fRPS7AbcGm

@eigenrobot Know anybody working on a microscope that can help automate the detection of parasites in fecal matter?https://t.co/voSM2xyFd0

@pookleblinky This is something I have been planning for given how bad things are getting. I think I figured out how gut bacteria make us resistant to parasites like hookworm after learning how to some animals can eat rotten meat without getting parasites. https://t.co/n89SZ1t2zU

@eigenrobot Did you see a study just came out showing that certain astrocytes are sensitive to choline and niacin?https://t.co/xAaVBJO5Hd

@eigenrobot If his brain had literal worms, figuring out how to regrow astrocytes is probably a good trick to know. https://t.co/NhNhSL5MpC

@eigenrobot The astrocytes are interesting. They seem to actually be responsible for the bad in neruodegenerative diseases. https://t.co/EKnE0ajBtz

@eigenrobot We are only just recently uncovering and mapping how the astrocytes function in mouse brains https://t.co/jeXlcjSrkf

@eigenrobot With a "frontier of new therapies"https://t.co/W7yGxm0OFN

@eigenrobot Would be a shame if the actual root cause of the astrocytes going crazy and driving neuroinflammation was actually a parasite response https://t.co/naRBnfTfpZ

@eigenrobot I have no idea what i'm dong. But it sure was interesting exploring the role of parasites in TNF-α and NF-κB and comparing it to crohn's disease.https://t.co/X9EfFPJ8i3 https://t.co/5ESir6dUkt


@eigenrobot I'm solving my autism, you see...https://t.co/ut2iuiLmTu

@uTobian I can use my knowledge about the metabolic properties of astrocytes in Multiple Sclerosis and use it to predict this finding:"Our study suggests that astrocyte abnormalities might contribute to the onset and progression of autism spectrum disorders"https://t.co/vZ5x5asEzG

@eigenrobot Biden sounded funny when he did that phone call. Is he dead?https://t.co/vTzKwaF8Sp

@lopalasi @SilverJacket @NewYorker I'm in the middle of a project that allows me to quantify my M.S. associated immune function by the tone of my voice because of changes in testosterone and estrogen impact muscle tone and mitochondrial function. I sound more childlike to others when my estrogen is elevated. 🤔

@eigenrobot I sensed a voice puppet. I say this having been hip deep in exploring voice generation tools that mimic human speech."The model learns to predict the most probable sounds a speaker will make for a given text transcript"https://t.co/m0SpjiG23shttps://t.co/UXQP44bjA1

@eigenrobot Generative AI is getting weirder and weirder.https://t.co/jcFzRwsUtz

@eigenrobot I've been wondering if anyone was going to use cough synthesis techniques to train AI models to be better voices puppets.Maybe we already have them?https://t.co/P08jX4yEbj https://t.co/q57dT3Yue9


@eigenrobot The data is there.https://t.co/Mtd30rpQpq

Thinking a lot about ethics of recording passively with a real time sensory arrays.https://t.co/u9226I6TKZ"Across N.Y.U.’s microphones, the sound of human voices — recorded in snippets too brief to follow conversation — has become less common."https://t.co/Lx7NWEOCrq

@eigenrobot I hope we get to find out what trump's gut biome is like. https://t.co/ugcxPRSWxb

@eigenrobot "the role of astrocytes is still difficult to define. Still, there is no doubt that astrocytes are one of the critical factors mediating the deterioration or improvement of ischemic stroke." https://t.co/E5u6OwkyMZ

@eigenrobot myo-inositol as a gauge of impact of psilosybin on brain inflammation."In sum, our findings show some degree of area-specificity of acute psilocybin effects that are mostly related to the hippocampus via TNF-α and glutamate/tCr."https://t.co/oXwSWxjT64https://t.co/YwpX8Pd541 https://t.co/VuMvPv4poi


@eigenrobot I would have healed him.https://t.co/RFwd3ExxtF

@eigenrobot Predicting the future is a painful thing sometimes.https://t.co/Fy4TvYEMNz

@eigenrobot I'm on the right track. Reducing brain inflammation is the key."Transcriptomic studies of reactive astrocytes in human and animal models of disease have revealed the co-existence of many pathology-related reactive sub-states of astrocytes." https://t.co/GZTpaZqZVe

@eigenrobot "We looked at the cerebellum because it is one of the first brain regions to begin developing and one of the last to reach its maturity, but it remains understudied" https://t.co/lKzhpC2GXmBrain inflammation => cerebellum bloodflow => stroke risk.https://t.co/BpiRTURhqk

@eigenrobot A blind spot.https://t.co/QfAey9mwyY

@eigenrobot It's so funny, I can watch a president stutter and figure how he was in decline with sun-downing before the mainstream media even said anything about it.https://t.co/NNcWh6BjVg

@eigenrobot > "I heard harsh criticism of the Biden administration for “gaslighting” and “bullying” people who pursued stories about the president’s health — and praise for the journalists who did so anyway."https://t.co/CatBtJGfuf

@eigenrobot Sharp as a tack!!!https://t.co/t5B7t2g8bF

February 2024:> "The report described the 81-year-old Democrat’s memory as “hazy,” “fuzzy,” “faulty,” “poor” and having “significant limitations.” It noted that Biden could not recall defining milestones in his own life such" https://t.co/fKviTjMhbJ https://t.co/rLZxyAkpYE

@eigenrobot I really hope the rumors about legalizing psychedelic therapy come true. It might have helped biden. And might have helped my dad.https://t.co/1Qmfc4UZ1p

@Meaningness @St_Rev Found cases in literature where giving a schizophrenic a med that fixes hallucinations causes stuttering. And cases where giving someone hallucinagens cures their stuttering.Gaba and glutamate tied intimately to electrical signaling problems in schiz.https://t.co/dnI7tNmFoA

@eigenrobot its happening.https://t.co/I9BfNdoTrH

@eigenrobot Tell biden to eat shit.https://t.co/2fTcX5VPwF

@eigenrobot Every day I find more and more creative ways to tell everyone to eat shit.https://t.co/ESQnRifgyo

kek> "Rituximab treatment reduced tumor infiltrating B and T-cell density especially in TLSs, thus, demonstrating inter-dependence between B- and T-cells in prostate cancer and that Rituximab can modify the immune environment in prostate tumors." [2020] https://t.co/ghLVIyBT2a