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I love reading about all these fancy ways to gain muscle and seeing my grip strength increase without doing fuck all. https://t.co/WburX4sLZw
Just measured 125lb on my right hand. Still a bit behind on my left at 110.https://t.co/YjDTJIddNm
I went from not being able to hold things to above average. No exercise. I'm 34 y 11 mo.> "Millennials today, aged 20-34, could only grip with 98 pounds of force. In 1985, the average young man could grip 117 pounds of force. "https://t.co/8vtePkj2fY
Turning myself in a meme and now I'm better for it.https://t.co/o53a7ypBm0
Become the joke you want to see in the world.https://t.co/UOnYDRLWco
I cured aspects of autism thanks to jokes I found on twitter.https://t.co/HuNNCyg0nX
It is damn near life changing to be able to use my hands. I don't even think about grabbing things or lifting stuff anymore.Things that used to be intimidating before are now trivial. 🥲https://t.co/sf8pdw37Sr
I must become stronger.https://t.co/8McvxdwjrY
A chimpanzee is estimated to be 1,250 to 2,000 lbs bench and 441 lbs grip strength. (according to unsourced zooologist[dot]com: https://t.co/4Vc27FHMIM ). Seems a big factor is their tendons are stronger.Gorillas can apparently crush crocodiles. https://t.co/3HupFDasqI
Gonna connect all my notes together on TMJ and tendon problems in autism to see if I can modulate them. It would suck if I snapped one.https://t.co/XhUZaLpyUa
"3 fold reduction in mortality if you compare high strength to low strength" 🐶https://t.co/tGuIzDW1oc
Still got grip strength and it's been 10 months since my FMT. Haven't done much experimentation with raw food at all since the dog food attempt.https://t.co/FTKkZvPKxB
I am still afraid of heights, but gonna climb things anyway.https://t.co/j2i5qE4LDX
I wonder if I got stronger again after trying more dog pills.https://t.co/EDtn8dFk03
What if we could save Harambe by giving FMTs to wild animals?"However, there are few reviews on the application of FMT in wildlife conservation. This review discusses the application of FMT for the conservation of endangered wildlife." https://t.co/LVKaE07TiP
We extracted his semen, but has anyone ever considered the value of endangered animal feces?https://t.co/OdjAZJPN0Y
If Pandas use gut bacteria to turn bamboo into something they can eat, surely we are doing something bad to them in captivity somehow without realizing it.We would need to account for seasonal shifts too. https://t.co/4UuLxB1GmP
The phrase "Dicks out for Harambe" is echoing thru my head right now.https://t.co/YZKcdlQnmw
I successfully linked pandas covering themselves with horse manure and a possible lipid metabolism problem tied to autism via TRP receptor pathways. Coincide with the effect of weighted blankets and pressure.Because of reverse trolling someone who copypasta'd about feet pics.
Also "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head."https://t.co/0J8gFOlcfc
To be fair, you have to be a huge fucking nerd to understand some of my threads. The references are extremely obtuse, and without a solid grasp of the space of theoretical physicists most of the jokes will go over your head. https://t.co/V6oxS2buCh
RIP Harambe, quantum suicide gorilla.https://t.co/HQBeFeQERm
I have another weird idea echoing around in my head.https://t.co/5zAnk3QjES
Harambe didn't unalive himself.https://t.co/WgnOyf30j5
We are an endangered species.https://t.co/WvBfg0A8vi
If we can screen mice poop for infectious agents and then use it in lab mice for experiments... What happens if we screen wild gorilla poop and then I eat it for a month. Can I take on the soul of Harambe? https://t.co/5gk0bgjDea
First a dog. then a gorilla, and finally a bear.https://t.co/Hx8aHqKZzu
"I've reached the top and had to stopAnd that's what botherin' meI wanna be a man, mancubAnd stroll right into townAnd be just like the other menI'm tired of monkeyin' around!" 🎶https://t.co/yNcrVACSv1 https://t.co/msszuTXMuB
Become Dark Manateehttps://t.co/XpKQP3VCJw
Or maybe actually spend more time on hot air.I wanna know if manatee farts contain lots of methane. https://t.co/OUupbYSFkUIf not, would their gut bacteria treat Crohn's?When are we going to do large scale trials on cross-species transfaunation?https://t.co/eotoOr2F18
I will become stronger.https://t.co/Z44GjYgTes
Its been winter in Vermont and a hard one. I've been sleeping poorly due to my GF's tumultuous health issues, and have poor diet since august. No exercise at all. And yet somehow... I've never been stronger. https://t.co/6dCdbmuXaj
I wonder if I wrote this one day while drunk.https://t.co/kpkvV66alL
The ammount of fiber in their diet is so much it makes them shit like every 2-3 hours btw. This 4channer must really enjoy pooping. https://t.co/plwatvMEVw
If some idiot 4channer ends up creating a new bacterial super-infection via accidental zoonosis via gut bacteria from a great ape... Can we call we call it the Curse of Harambe? https://t.co/kyfLgKQiCw
@ImStereotypic @RedbullRacist @8888chrome8888 The scary thing here is that they may be a reservoir for pathogens https://t.co/tS7RpkNHleSo you'd have to do a lot of experiments with this to avoid accidentally causing a really bad disease.https://t.co/MpUj2ruhf9
Haha, I walked into my friend's room and he's watching @uwutoowo1 review sauces for eating gorilla biscuits."I can't replicate how good this is"https://t.co/cVSQKiLnao
Gonna try this again now that my gut will let me eat plants. ZincMaxxing lets go!!!https://t.co/nXeY57FyeV
Please don't eat food not meant for human consumption without a doctor's supervison.https://t.co/APoaFqLfUY
Don't eat horse laxative, Don't eat horse anti-parasitic, Don't eat horse probiotics, Don't eat horse electrolyte mix.https://t.co/1WTD9XLQCp
No really, don't eat the probiotic... it might give you autobrewery syndrome due to the yeast content. https://t.co/V5vBYR2009 https://t.co/sK72i57gYV
It is not advisable to eat dog food.https://t.co/y6ofra3lnA
But if you want to... eating something that seems to be reputable is a good choice.https://t.co/gn4KhVQVWZ
"as if eating foodstuff for such a large animal would give you the power of a horse"https://t.co/y6cT6rJd4N
Serious question. I will eat gorilla poop 4 lov of science.https://t.co/I0HaO3C3Hx
I think Gorrilla poop might be on a pathway to help'ing cure cancer due to zinc deficiency. Not joking. https://t.co/U34jxnwP8u
@is_OwenLewis Why gorilla biscuits? I wanna see if I can optimize my zinc extraction from plants. Might be a fun thing to do.> "The elevated levels of serum Cu and MDA with a decrease in Zn and Cu/Zn SOD might explain the increased oxidative stress in MM disease."https://t.co/BCZR4SUGSU
Simulated guerrilla poop slurry blended together and drank like a curry.https://t.co/INCQUhIAHX
Genuine Gorilla Biscuit Enjoyer. <3https://t.co/5CQvtNY2cW https://t.co/vPBPvECnVZ
Please be sure that Gorilla Food is not meant to be eaten by humans. I don't think PMI Nutrition International, LLC nor their parent company approves of this use and to be sure it is not vetted by FDA. https://t.co/6R4IN2schj
"If you think some random autistic guy eating dog shit is medical advice... Please get help." https://t.co/JH5Cp2DZ5s
if the Gorilla chow works and I can digest it well, i'm going to be switching to my own version of it to avoid the GMO soy.https://t.co/iTMfYgCV9U"This diet is not for human consumption"https://t.co/FCHpiQVxlN https://t.co/v1JaTBJnpS
I"m not against GMO food per-se, but I'm against glyphosate and that is why they gene modified the soybeans.https://t.co/qgev4TO3Gm
Did you know you can modify tobacco plants to grow pharmaceuticals? I may or may not have $1000 CRISPR kit on my wishlist for reasons.https://t.co/RkZ34CeT5x
Haha, someone already tried what I was going to do.https://t.co/7PUkmgBWzQ
Jager + Kefir + Gorrilla Biscuits gonna go so hard. It already comes pre-baked with the B12 reducing the hangover.https://t.co/RKCkih7HKz
My well balanced primate diet is going to include all the ingredients necessary to regrow a brain.https://t.co/hwtGN5CQUf
The last time I learned about a horse food craze, I learned that I could have just bought Ivermectin from a farm supply store and massively lower the risk of getting parasites from the dog FMT I did.https://t.co/KBxsdjQy8V
UltimApe is officially GorillaMaxxing.I also picked up a local Vermont brand of Miso and Natto to ensure I have the enzymes in me to digest the soy.Miso taste like ketchup and will go good with the biscuits.https://t.co/t5sSCCGf9B https://t.co/xeEPVs4NeE
@nosilverv @0x49fa98 Hashtag GorillaMaxxing"•Zinc deficiency could be a crucial issue in sport performance for athletes.•Exercise could modulate zinc serum and cellular homeostasis.•Zinc is part of proteostatic systems critical during exercise."https://t.co/IoHMzWzqT3https://t.co/3uCAogMves
Miso is gonna let me digest the phytates and turn them into good stuff. https://t.co/pL3bknobxW
Formally requesting access to parasite free gorilla feces for me to experiment with.https://t.co/79Lhw3beXS
Before my FMT 3 years ago, I would have never dreamed of being able to eat a plant based diet. Now I'm going to become based.https://t.co/TyvBLI2gio
🙏 RIP my friend, you are still an inspiration after all these years. Thank you for your wisdom @Grognorhttps://t.co/acZVsoltLb
"Eating ANIMAL FOOD to ascend and leave humanity behind"https://t.co/0axLuRnrMq
Joke about a outcomes you want.https://t.co/KA0vpWCYus
the stuff you joke about (even ironically or whatever) has a way of shaping your reality so be careful and deliberate with that stuff. a lot of people out here fumbling their own bags by joking about outcomes they don’t want. you might as well joke about the outcomes you do want
I joked about becoming a monkey king.And now I have Primate food.https://t.co/oBldOJIwVx https://t.co/CbnOrzdopM
Don't tell me how to pray.https://t.co/mGYbxAK7kmhttps://t.co/SN05ctv17I https://t.co/rR4sqoRHQO
"Madness Is Like Gravity, All it takes Is A Little Push."— Some trickster god story recapitulating an archetype.https://t.co/AgsA1Frb4OI am the dog faced monkey - an ape who calls himself puppy. A lunatic who wants to eat the moon's immortality.https://t.co/oparbGI0lJ
A dog who fetches mountains.https://t.co/mxMQv0o8tX
"We found that within fibre types, chimp and human muscle fibres were actually very similar. However, we also found that chimps have about twice as many fast-twitch fibres as humans," https://t.co/pP52ozRsDw🧐https://t.co/RSM5sBt1bm
They are yummy.https://t.co/jP5WUGbghG
Thinking a lot about what a healthy gorilla diet might be in the wild.https://t.co/3PuEvyIzN2
Gorilla ⇒ MonkeyGiraffe ⇒ Forest DeerGenotyping Gorilla scat, find Monkey and Deer DNA."The discovery raises the possibility that gorillas might have a secret meat habit—scavenging or hunting discretely."https://t.co/EJCk8wHLmyIs this origin of Sasquatch myths🤔
Oh no.https://t.co/UhmiF7cWK6
Tired: Plant based burger substituteWired: Cloned meat based cruelty free burgerInspired: Some fungus are carniviorous, lets eat them.Hired: Westerns afraid of fat and cholesterol, necessary for the production of vitamin D, may be promoting stroke https://t.co/gOyN5SwD1v
Human microbes fluctuate seasonally too, or at least they do if we don't eat hyperprocessed garbage like we do in most of the west.https://t.co/82PpiHHPxq
GorillaMaxxing status: Primate Biscuits are fine. No bowel health problems, no excessive poops. Gonna start ramping it up in my diet to see how much I can handle.They taste great soaked in Kefir.I have a thread documenting it on bluesky.https://t.co/7SJLvWen5M
Spirit of Harambe? => 'Lactobacillus gorillae' :3Characteristics of Gorilla-Specific Lactobacillus Isolated from Captive and Wild Gorillas https://t.co/HaYuGE4hY8https://t.co/tUiqgMlxLP https://t.co/NGcWNySRcM
"The idea of Harambe has become something very different to Harambe’s physical presence in the world that was cut short – something that’s reflected on and laughed at in some of the Harambe content circulating the internet."https://t.co/RqAjbJauWZhttps://t.co/9V41sAVJm2
Return to Monkey? > "Lactic acid bacteria and bifidobacteria isolated from various animals～Is gorilla lactic acid bacteria in gorillas? Human lactic acid bacteria in humans? ～"https://t.co/wqNonSTkfh https://t.co/GTCpfQZuaF
I've been taking a Kefir with L reuteri in it for literal years.And as if on cue, Dr. Berg shares a video where he interviews the guy who wrote Wheat Belly.https://t.co/EH1uBViXuQAnd has instructions on how to grow your own...https://t.co/l8sKXfpjkl
Wasabi, Hot Sauces (Habanero, and Ghost Pepper), and Monkey Biscuits, dipping it in a spoon of Miso. https://t.co/PaSdZRoRlb https://t.co/MrRtiYi34v
This is very good with miso.https://t.co/Yi8IdHuwBw
What's funny about this is I calculated the cost/meal and it's about $0.70 a day if you eat a bowl for 2 months.Missed this stream so watching it now.https://t.co/sDHFdxNqR3https://t.co/zW0C0A1dq5
haha, @uwutoowo1 is talking about how he was pooping too much. Chat gets me. https://t.co/Z3K1shxiuJ
FWIW @uwutoowo1 I was eating soylent a lot. Then they started changing the formula to have more corn and eventually dumped in a bunch of probiotics that don't agree with me.https://t.co/NZVr4oB0PX
@huelusa @soylent I am not a healthy individual. This is why I seek out powdered foods.B. Coagulans is a bacteria that can convert lactose into β-galactosidase, so it would eat the food sources that other bacteria I'm trying to support would eat.https://t.co/mwoS7GxoB7https://t.co/cQS1KpPUvl
@uwutoowo1 Bryan Johnson does what I do now. He was taking so many pills that he decided it was easier to make a concentrated mix. https://t.co/dEfLPNp8oXIt's funny because gorilla biscuits's zinc should be helping creatine kinase to make the creatine internally.https://t.co/fZog3Dd8PC https://t.co/3PkYD1NuLO
@uwutoowo1 And don't get me started on Taruine And Glycine...Helps regenerate Myelin in Multiple Sclerosis. haha.https://t.co/K7cTTm2oPdhttps://t.co/vkACY5arsX
@springpard @tszzl > "Our data imply that taurine may be a valid biomarker in a subgroup of ASD." [2017] https://t.co/1pI0jUYnLXWhats funny is was able to spot this before they tested the FMT stuff on mice because one of my autistic friends doesn't have a colon. https://t.co/RTUrSlju85
One of the people I follow on YouTube to learn how to do climbing? Just did a collaboration with Bryan Johnson. https://t.co/WG3lLtl1Lz Toward the end they showed a way to measure age. Made me giggle that Bryan was holding the Tester wrong.Beating Magnus is my goal btw.
This was Bryan's score. 135.6 lbs.I'm getting 140s regularly now :3https://t.co/X6E6WvohqD https://t.co/pCe5Xj04nX
Average grip strength has been going down every year in the west.That one is an ISO calibrated meter so it's very accurate. https://t.co/qgNHddtrzY https://t.co/T7PFusV4Cf
I have no idea what i'm doing. 🐶https://t.co/dUUpOmY8sn
Spent the last two months figuring out how to get my body to make & promote creatine naturally to help my dad recover from stroke and this shows up today:"creatine is actually a Nootropic, believe it or not" @joerogan @elonmuskhttps://t.co/BJifxswlb2 🤣https://t.co/unCtwHS22J
Based and Horse Pilled.https://t.co/uRVUxwOSgq
"Dementia risk may be reduced by consuming dietary soy, at least in those who have the right kind of gut microbes to produce a compound called equol from its soy-derived precursors."https://t.co/DTy7HCOSHsoh neat.https://t.co/dVZyTGQWGx
@atreek0 @GRITCULT I started eating Gorilla Biscuits so I could optimize zinc intake specifically to see if I could use gut health to promote soy to help heal my dad's brain after his stroke.... Predicated specifically on the idea of it helping with it being bad the brain. https://t.co/6SRpvPyRnk
Someone on LinkedIn said that @kfitzgeraldnd had a book and was well versed in methylation factors tied to health. Amazing how within a minute of looking at her website I found a study directly relevant to my health interests.https://t.co/0r0T8Gg0Vj https://t.co/A2wfA9xrVJ
So if you live in japan and have a diet that can feed and maintain Asaccharobacter celatus and Slackia isoflavoniconvertens, you may be less likely to get alzhimers's diease. Tthru the gut manufacture of soy daidzein to equol. https://t.co/TOUfr9sCdG:3 https://t.co/FCHpiQUZwf
I will eat anything that is fed to a dog.https://t.co/EvufLsrBXNhttps://t.co/TgwzasLoZo
Wanna become radiation resistant with me anon? 🐶🤏👈https://t.co/1OTFmsoi2P
"Soy isoflavones-mediated modulation of macrophage and neutrophil responses to radiation may contribute to a mechanism of resolution of radiation-induced chronic inflammation leading to radioprotection of lung tissue." https://t.co/s6YNF8hDz3 Ook! Ook! https://t.co/etRVKtayh2
Wanna make fake silk out of your poop with me anon? 👉🕸️👈https://t.co/vu3We9mxal
It may be possible to make Rayon from your poop if you eat enough Gorilla Biscuits. In other news, I have found a very special way to assay how much cellulose makes it thru the GI tract intact.@majormobius said "Explain Rayon to me right now" so I did.https://t.co/a6WrR3UTgg
Semen might help cure depression.https://t.co/wpNyMZmlaz
You can make Semen Sojae Preparatum by making Koji and then spiking it into soybeans (or gorilla biscuits?).https://t.co/sIvY4DPASY
Semen is good. [Dan Dou Chi (淡豆豉)]https://t.co/OLccpuivX2
Regular semen intake might help fight obesity / metabolic disorders.https://t.co/MMtO3LIOyz
@mindstatex @KATATHEGREAT Miso likely significant given impacts on liver health / implied knock on impacts on hormone regulation. (at least in mice)."Therefore, miso appears to be a potential food to prevent lifestyle-related diseases such as metabolic syndrome." [2021] https://t.co/aFY5g6UaFg
Going to ask my GF if she'll eat my delicious semen next month to get more zinc.https://t.co/rzct9PqEeQ
What if I told you that all of this research is promulgated on a hypothesis that I can cure my girlfriend's type 2 diabetes thru diet by using various terpenes to bias her microbiome... and all this about dicks is proxy research to hormone-microbe ties.https://t.co/zZ9obc2BGY
I was up in Burlington for a few days to get more semen and happened to learn there was a fermentation celebration event.I couldn't make it, but it looks so cool. I wanted to see if they have tips on making fresh potent semen.https://t.co/F5Byr7I36ghttps://t.co/dS3Pv2TsIf
The superpower of autism is that I am completely unfazed by language taboos, and am more than willing to make rude jokes about my obsessions. https://t.co/UGVuyoowFN
Study things in as fucked up ways as possible. https://t.co/OYYjMavYnw
I try to not use lewd or rude language when I am replying to people, but my threads are fair game. The only exception is a running joke about bull semen.https://t.co/pVOzP6hh1R