If I am ever committed:"Patient is unable to avoid alluding to feces; emitted at least one scatological reference per sentence for a week."
If you mapped language in my head, nearly every adjective/adverb can be transformed in 3 steps into a shitty metaphor about politics.
I'm a savant. I took a random word and tada:award -> status booster -> brown-noser -> bullshiter
Try me! Reply with one word and i'll make this happendiscovery -> uncover -> lift lid -> toilet -> turd