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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago

If I am ever committed:"Patient is unable to avoid alluding to feces; emitted at least one scatological reference per sentence for a week."

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

If you mapped language in my head, nearly every adjective/adverb can be transformed in 3 steps into a shitty metaphor about politics.

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3/28/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I'm a savant. I took a random word and tada:award -> status booster -> brown-noser -> bullshiter

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Try me! Reply with one word and i'll make this happendiscovery -> uncover -> lift lid -> toilet -> turd

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