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this is a god awful tinder profile. if you're in this situation send me screenshots of your profile + $100 by venmo + a voice recording of you talking about yourself for 2 minutes and I will tell you, with brutal honesty, exactly why you're putting women off

@divya_venn I think the greater issue is that he looks 40 at 26 (and like Soyjak no less). Wouldn't be that much of an issue if his main dating targets were middle aged midwest girls, but something tells me he lives near a city and his age range setting is set 18-25.

@divya_venn @supercollider_x @KevinEspiritu So you admit, the entire dating game is a “convince them to like you” game Almost like culture and rituals are rigged in favor of manipulative liars, and people who are open and honest and genuine don’t stand a chance because honesty can be mildly off putting sometimes


update: this is actually surprisingly rewarding, every guy who messaged me is MUCH more engaging and appealing in voice note/video than in profile feel like i'm doing women a service by helping these men market themselves better

another freemium offer https://t.co/QUA05LmUCU

@divya_venn his instincts made those decisions, the same instincts that will stick with him past any superficial profile "correctional" mechanisms, into any relationships he finds himself in, yes? and those instincts would be unattractive?

@divya_venn This is who is giving you Tinder profile advice btw. .This inexplicable audacity to speak of things that obviously do not apply to them or they are not capable of ever understanding because they will never be in that situation. This subhuman - https://t.co/drmAvRSxbA

so I’m not the best (or even top 1%) at anything but I’ve worked hard at being solidly above average at almost everything and honestly that is enough to get me everything I want out of life. Simply have to actually try consistently and pay the time tax now https://t.co/Liho1Si0Z4
