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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago

this is a god awful tinder profile. if you're in this situation send me screenshots of your profile + $100 by venmo + a voice recording of you talking about yourself for 2 minutes and I will tell you, with brutal honesty, exactly why you're putting women off

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paultheass@paulmyass6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn I think the greater issue is that he looks 40 at 26 (and like Soyjak no less). Wouldn't be that much of an issue if his main dating targets were middle aged midwest girls, but something tells me he lives near a city and his age range setting is set 18-25.

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @paulmyass

@paulmyass Being fat is a problem but it wouldn’t be as much of an issue if his profile demonstrated any personality or sense of a fun vibrant life The problem is there’s zero upside demonstrated in these pics.

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Matthew Dalby@MatthewJDalby6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn Men are so innocent in their persistent belief that women will love pictures of large fish.

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @MatthewJDalby

@MatthewJDalby it's just poor marketing, you can't think about what YOU like about your product you have to think about what your target customer will like

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn D, you’re cutting into my profits

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @dyingscribe

@dyingscribe oh yes! 📢📢📢 this guy's advice would also be genuinely excellent if you're one of those people who prefers a male urologist

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Kevin → Plant Daddy@KevinEspiritu6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn It's terrible but not 1/2mil terrible

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @KevinEspiritu

@KevinEspiritu it is indeed that terrible ur looking at it from the lens of "why not?" rather than "why?"

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supercollider@supercollider_x6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn @KevinEspiritu are you saying "women are default 'no' — you have to convince them to yes"?

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @supercollider_x

@supercollider_x @KevinEspiritu Yes isn’t that obvious

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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶‍🌫️@SC0NSTI06 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn @supercollider_x @KevinEspiritu So you admit, the entire dating game is a “convince them to like you” game Almost like culture and rituals are rigged in favor of manipulative liars, and people who are open and honest and genuine don’t stand a chance because honesty can be mildly off putting sometimes

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Chris Groves@cl_groves6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn i cant tell if this is big sis as a service or findom with extra steps or both wtf

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @cl_groves

@cl_groves big sis as service ofc good heavens we live in depraved age

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Tango Mango@BlissfulTango6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn You should also require screenshots of the longest chats they had before being declined.

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @BlissfulTango

@BlissfulTango oh yeah this is good

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

this too https://t.co/LtaV25KA8a

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Tango Mango@BlissfulTango6 months ago

@divya_venn You should also require screenshots of the longest chats they had before being declined.

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

Ultimate unbeatable offer limited supply!!!

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

https://t.co/J0oW4bTo8j

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago

all the people who bookmarked this: you'd enjoy my essays https://t.co/2IXYRpmXi9 https://t.co/NkVm7zAvxc

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

update: this is actually surprisingly rewarding, every guy who messaged me is MUCH more engaging and appealing in voice note/video than in profile feel like i'm doing women a service by helping these men market themselves better

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

another freemium offer https://t.co/QUA05LmUCU

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nasi@nasispadang6 months ago

I WANT TO DO THIS FOR FREEEEE (or maybe like a matcha latte or something) @ sg boys come come i will vett your dating profile

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mackie@elenchus8786 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn 100 dollars loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @elenchus878

@elenchus878 Have u heard of a rate limiter

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jeanne gang fan@jeannegangfan6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn offering this service but for $75

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @jeannegangfan

@jeannegangfan HAHA well done

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Mealsandeals@Mealsandeals6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn I’ll do it for $500

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @Mealsandeals

@Mealsandeals Premium options also emerging

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Dr. Wholesome Debauchery@Wholesome_dg6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn I’m in this situation but i don’t have 100$

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @Wholesome_dg

@Wholesome_dg Many budget and even freemium options available in comments

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slimemax@slimefren1324506 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn indian

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @slimefren132450

@slimefren132450 Well spotted

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dawon 🇺🇸@_imdawon6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn Are you single?

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @_imdawon

@_imdawon No and have not been for years

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Intertwine@dv_inner6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn his instincts made those decisions, the same instincts that will stick with him past any superficial profile "correctional" mechanisms, into any relationships he finds himself in, yes? and those instincts would be unattractive?

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St. Gideon@VoxInsurgens6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn wouldn't it be more helpful to tell him what he can do to fix it as opposed to what he is doing wrong?

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divya venn@divya_venn6 months ago
Replying to @VoxInsurgens

@VoxInsurgens that is...what i would do yes no point in criticism if not constructive

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loon@Clever_Loon6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn it's this easy folks. you can just do things and btw since taking her up on this offer my success rate has jumped over 5x well worth the $100

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Destined for Manifest (2025)@mbwheats6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn What's wrong with his profile? It's just him at a lake.

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Pabli! 🔥💥💫@OmarBessa6 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn That's not a bad deal actually. It would've saved this guy 2M swipes. At 10s per profile, that's 5555hs. 20 bucks an hour, 111k. Jesus, this guy spent the equivalent of almost two years of working 8hs...swiping. 🙄

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Donald Bowman Groyper@BowmanDona44546 months ago
Replying to @divya_venn

@divya_venn This is who is giving you Tinder profile advice btw. .This inexplicable audacity to speak of things that obviously do not apply to them or they are not capable of ever understanding because they will never be in that situation. This subhuman - https://t.co/drmAvRSxbA

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divya venn@divya_vennabout 1 year ago

so I’m not the best (or even top 1%) at anything but I’ve worked hard at being solidly above average at almost everything and honestly that is enough to get me everything I want out of life. Simply have to actually try consistently and pay the time tax now https://t.co/Liho1Si0Z4

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