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My mom took the blue pill while I was in utero.https://t.co/abv19sVQjf

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just ranting about the impact of viagra on your autism?"Beyond traditional pharmacology: evaluating phosphodiesterase inhibitors in autism spectrum disorder" [APR 2024]https://t.co/JoYfF37qPY https://t.co/UFKenPqA0T


My autism says boner pills should help with the brain cancer. And sure enough a study about it shows up in 2009:"Targeting cancer with phosphodiesterase inhibitors" https://t.co/S0JsLNGqPfDick jokes make big brain pp.https://t.co/dzelH35toc

When the autism goes hard.https://t.co/fDXTOKMZPV

Welcome to Deep Fates program. You will be emotionally aroused and you will enjoy it.https://t.co/bJHgKcBlmW https://t.co/odDMQsl5dN


w e l p > The progression of [autism] is proposed to be driven by overly strong reactions to experiences that drive the brain to a hyper-preference and overly selective state, which becomes more extreme with each new experience and may be particularly accelerated by emotionally… https://t.co/HVw8tu6N13


Autism detected. Neuron Activated."These findings mean we now have a new set of measurements that have shown unique promise in characterizing individuals with autism"https://t.co/9Qjw1E5VB3https://t.co/Zxk2JCht6Y https://t.co/5CtXzLHmOH


I have excellent cogsex, what do you mean? oh. Security? Yeah, I'm protected. I take precautions.https://t.co/8pmurRsIpr

My autistic obsessions are like a mass of viral memes.People get upset with me for amassing an esoteric collection of them.They get bored, or call me names. Stuff like 'spergelord or memelord, or variations of foamer.I am a carrier of infohazards because I am largely immune.

Gonna go to sleep now so I get brain babies. ☠️I may have stayed up all night to try and see god in a dream.https://t.co/CV08j04euN https://t.co/RJG6UfH1Rm


Summoning thought about spiders and demons and cancer and crabs. So that I can be impregnated with horrible ideas.https://t.co/FumKUSRl9J

I wonder what kind of weird kinky thots I'll dream about tonight.They're probably going to be the most disgusting shit imaginable. That's kinda the whole point.https://t.co/XHJuaTCUnL

Just so everyone is clear. "Demon sperm" is when you get raped by someone with bacteria on their dick and the woman gets a pelvic infection that causes ovarian cancer. But that must have been lost in translation.This took me two seconds to find:https://t.co/H2Mz1bgj6H

Maybe some weird ass shit too? Hmm. https://t.co/jLyqpqlNe0

And to make sure its all kinds of fucked up. Have you considered what it would take to pet a dog that is literally pure cancer?https://t.co/9GFeJteNus

cancer, dog shit, and boner pills. Just another day in the salt mines.https://t.co/ItN2YHYllu

weird kinky shit about spider bondage and bee vibrators.https://t.co/PJHiYIr7Ev

Found the the spider.https://t.co/NnaGSmJmwS

@visakanv @sunofdopamine "Herein we review the structure and pharmacology of spider-venom peptides that are being used as leads for the development of therapeutics against the pathophysiological conditions including cancer and pain." [2019]https://t.co/uCrdBTpU5t

> "the gut microbiome has been linked to [...] cancer. The interactions between gut bacteria and their metabolites and the rest of the body can also impede or enhance the effects of treatments.All of this applies to dogs too!"https://t.co/iJPsIOR8behttps://t.co/IIjgCuEWW4

"Using the canine microbiome to bridge translation of cancer immunotherapy from pre-clinical murine models to human clinical trials" [2022]https://t.co/RHdh5n7ypGhttps://t.co/a5yku6GIe0

A dog with irritable bowel disorder sounds... AWFUL.https://t.co/lxLwpnNf9l

Books I want but can't afford.A book on how animals self medicate, a book on gut health, and book on herbal treatments for dogs. https://t.co/PddziBW7XH


A vet told me that I am not a vet, therefor the trazadone and CBD that was giving our dog seizures doesn't do that. Funny. The dog no longer has seizures. "Suspected hepatotoxicity secondary to trazodone therapy in a dog"https://t.co/iHtRz11xvFhttps://t.co/sb6sQJBDi1

The vet gave our dog a combo vaccine for lyme that isn't supposed to be given to dogs with seizures. FUCKING IDIOTShttps://t.co/0gQIuxbswOThat's right, am a dog antivaxer. https://t.co/OdjDhzANl1 https://t.co/2ZCXjYuK4D


Every time we go to vet, they try to convince owner to give the dog a lyme disease test, and then charge us for it. Every single time dog comes back negative.What would explain the dog's symptoms? Idiopathic Polyradiculoneuritis and possibly rheumatism. https://t.co/3lE7JBdjqO

Since the FMT, the dog has been exceedingly healthy and less sensitive to pain. But the owner keeps feeing her garbage food. Cookies, cakes, and ultra-processed foods, and even stuff you're not supposed to give dogs.She even tried getting what appeared to be chlorine dioxide.

The entire reason for the seizures was the owner was over dosing the dog on trazadone and the CBD treats to the point of liver failure.Of course the vets didn't listen to me trying to get them to stop prescribing it. https://t.co/5FOkTBPVmf

I am so sad now. We couldn't take the dog with us up to Burlington, so now as a consequence of all of this the dog is sick again and can't handle the cold or being in the rain again.Her poops are bright orange. Vet says "its fine" but never gives a liver test.

It'd be funny to me how the symptoms of the dog match those of the owner. But the dog saved my life so I am only sad. https://t.co/TpaPp0ABnC

It's technically my GF's dog too, so when I finally am out of this place, we're taking it with us next time.I hate living here.https://t.co/OG67sV1CgT

"Thus, our study corroborates findings in human cohorts and reinforces the role of personalized microbiomes even in seemingly phenotypically homogeneous subjects." https://t.co/U3FlSoPZH9

"This foundational research positions dietary fiber as a valuable tool in preventive health, providing a roadmap for future studies to refine individualized approaches for gut microbiome modulation." https://t.co/ziyOzbAkyS

"our data suggested that a high degree of overlap between the microbiome of the donor and that of the recipient was negatively associated with bacterial engraftment, and could be an important factor to consider when evaluating the impact of FMTs"https://t.co/21VRwsNXFB

So... @animalbiome published a study showing (in a cohort of dogs) it increased SCFA production as part of healing gut issues. "Microbiome Responses to Oral Fecal Microbiota Transplantation in a Cohort of Domestic Dogs" https://t.co/Uupw1fF2plhttps://t.co/uHSgB3DTIg

"the regulation of an animal's environment and stress levels is essential for promoting the production of SCFAs. Stress, which may arise from inadequate housing conditions, overcrowding, or sudden dietary changes, can lead to dysbiosis."https://t.co/JuaBxo2jzy https://t.co/9P3i8rR3ZI


I think a lot about how I read @DrTempleGrandin's works and realized that the stress chemicals in cow urine are likely a signal of gut health shifts.Do you think this shows up on horses? https://t.co/Nk4imyCIkbhttps://t.co/NMzsek2Llr

The thing I caught onto was her GI disorder. She was always eating gelatin. This is why I started dumping tons of butyrate producing collagen peptides into my mixed drink and it worked to keep my crohn's under control.https://t.co/QdhxyoOeTL

The FMT that fixed my crohn's made my life-long anxiety and fear... vanish.I get flashes in my head of the deep fear of automatic doors from her movie when I think about this.https://t.co/QgLx3iH3P0

I wonder what piss from scared cows smells like.https://t.co/ObrtzuNCY5

I bet it smells like a synesthesia emotion.https://t.co/HowJ4BVmRR

I also wonder what piss from sacred cows smells like.https://t.co/nfo9l3RHH4

@LynneJordanActs @jonathanstea We used to use urine to help people get pregnant and treat menopause, so its not entirely outlandish to think healthy female cow urine might have some medicinal qualities. With the right nitrogen associated bacteria, it might even help with gut health.https://t.co/PDf2Z4MO7p

> "Microbes in the gut and other locations in the body may influence the development and progression of cancer and may affect the response to adverse effects from cancer therapy." https://t.co/xmnE3gNb70