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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

Yeah, I like S.O.N.I.C.Sucking On Notch's Incredible Checkpoint-Inhibitor.

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

This joke is cancer.https://t.co/GmVs5CQ9rt

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

So far I have found Notch, Wint, Sonic Hedgehog, and NPCs are all involved in literal cancer,https://t.co/LA0sJVakOF

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

My mom took the blue pill while I was in utero.https://t.co/abv19sVQjf

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@IterIntellectus So hear me out. This miracle drug? lets call it the blue pill!Cuz' we're causing autism to prevent cancer!https://t.co/8pbt8mfYGd

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I am speed.https://t.co/bg6CnuJ0pT

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago

Curing cancer by accident by just running around real fast until I mapped the entire space of disease etiology. Sonic hedgehog energy. https://t.co/KTSBNGK8dB https://t.co/IgDTg8bRZR

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just ranting about the impact of viagra on your autism?"Beyond traditional pharmacology: evaluating phosphodiesterase inhibitors in autism spectrum disorder" [APR 2024]https://t.co/JoYfF37qPY https://t.co/UFKenPqA0T

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

My autism says boner pills should help with the brain cancer. And sure enough a study about it shows up in 2009:"Targeting cancer with phosphodiesterase inhibitors" https://t.co/S0JsLNGqPfDick jokes make big brain pp.https://t.co/dzelH35toc

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Does thinking make brain pp hard? 😂🤣😇"The purpose of this study is to use brain imaging technology to measure changes in blood flow to areas in the brain as individuals perform intellectual tasks."https://t.co/NdJwoPrhe3

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

When the autism goes hard.https://t.co/fDXTOKMZPV

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@IterIntellectus bio/acc vs my ass.https://t.co/usxxudhNxE

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's me, I'm the cabal.https://t.co/SYQJynRMK5

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

You are being targeted by an elite cabal of autists who just want you to eat shit.https://t.co/KUjNNz9qOk

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Welcome to Deep Fates program. You will be emotionally aroused and you will enjoy it.https://t.co/bJHgKcBlmW https://t.co/odDMQsl5dN

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QC@QiaochuYuanabout 1 year ago

w e l p > The progression of [autism] is proposed to be driven by overly strong reactions to experiences that drive the brain to a hyper-preference and overly selective state, which becomes more extreme with each new experience and may be particularly accelerated by emotionally… https://t.co/HVw8tu6N13

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Autism detected. Neuron Activated."These findings mean we now have a new set of measurements that have shown unique promise in characterizing individuals with autism"https://t.co/9Qjw1E5VB3https://t.co/Zxk2JCht6Y https://t.co/5CtXzLHmOH

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

lol, lmao. https://t.co/f15H8lcwHB

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I have excellent cogsex, what do you mean? oh. Security? Yeah, I'm protected. I take precautions.https://t.co/8pmurRsIpr

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 7 years ago

My autistic obsessions are like a mass of viral memes.People get upset with me for amassing an esoteric collection of them.They get bored, or call me names. Stuff like 'spergelord or memelord, or variations of foamer.I am a carrier of infohazards because I am largely immune.

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Gonna go to sleep now so I get brain babies. ☠️I may have stayed up all night to try and see god in a dream.https://t.co/CV08j04euN https://t.co/RJG6UfH1Rm

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago

I hope I am blessed by god's cum in a dream.https://t.co/axRh86bb7B

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Summoning thought about spiders and demons and cancer and crabs. So that I can be impregnated with horrible ideas.https://t.co/FumKUSRl9J

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@jazz_bard @deepfates Sorry for being a sex pest with my threading here. I'm trying to resonate as many thought about spiders in my mind as I can. Some of them are fucking weird.https://t.co/rWOzKXqQNS

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I wonder what kind of weird kinky thots I'll dream about tonight.They're probably going to be the most disgusting shit imaginable. That's kinda the whole point.https://t.co/XHJuaTCUnL

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Just so everyone is clear. "Demon sperm" is when you get raped by someone with bacteria on their dick and the woman gets a pelvic infection that causes ovarian cancer. But that must have been lost in translation.This took me two seconds to find:https://t.co/H2Mz1bgj6H

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Maybe some weird ass shit too? Hmm. https://t.co/jLyqpqlNe0

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

And to make sure its all kinds of fucked up. Have you considered what it would take to pet a dog that is literally pure cancer?https://t.co/9GFeJteNus

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@eigenrobot @dog_rates We can rebuild them.https://t.co/slPL0X4kKfWe have the technology.https://t.co/clVp53v6kPWe must find the long lost pup.https://t.co/jUVxdgvBsgSo we can rate it.

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

cancer, dog shit, and boner pills. Just another day in the salt mines.https://t.co/ItN2YHYllu

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Casting a spell with a circle of salt to ward off the evil eye.And by that I mean, "are the new viewers gone yet?"https://t.co/hxxIJEHqTS

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

weird kinky shit about spider bondage and bee vibrators.https://t.co/PJHiYIr7Ev

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Electric charged spider silk make spiders fly - they detect it with tiny hairs on their feet. Now bees are using tiny hairs to "feel" the spark of flowers.I wonder if being coated in pollen feels like a bee orgasm. https://t.co/LmEf4pYFNQ

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Found the the spider.https://t.co/NnaGSmJmwS

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@visakanv @sunofdopamine "Herein we review the structure and pharmacology of spider-venom peptides that are being used as leads for the development of therapeutics against the pathophysiological conditions including cancer and pain." [2019]https://t.co/uCrdBTpU5t

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

> "the gut microbiome has been linked to [...] cancer. The interactions between gut bacteria and their metabolites and the rest of the body can also impede or enhance the effects of treatments.All of this applies to dogs too!"https://t.co/iJPsIOR8behttps://t.co/IIjgCuEWW4

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critter@BecomingCritter4 months ago

this is the saddest thing i’ve read recently :( https://t.co/BstXuau3Bd

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Using the canine microbiome to bridge translation of cancer immunotherapy from pre-clinical murine models to human clinical trials" [2022]https://t.co/RHdh5n7ypGhttps://t.co/a5yku6GIe0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Dog shit get.Happy test Subject 01 awaiting duty. https://t.co/Pwvnnxsay2

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

let's fix that dog.https://t.co/cgWXoN6IsV

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago

@BLUNDERBUSSTED I want a pet that is literally cancer. If we're going to be propagandized into having murder robot doggos and genetic abominations called dire wolves, can we at least pet that dog?https://t.co/Ucg5tT7D13

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Let's fix that dog.https://t.co/JF5Kw8LxnN

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago

Sorry, got the zoomies today.https://t.co/CbaHmr87b0 https://t.co/P760dzL7Uj

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

A dog with irritable bowel disorder sounds... AWFUL.https://t.co/lxLwpnNf9l

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago

@jwmares Did you know dogs can get IBD?"Fecal microbiota transplantation as a new treatment for canine inflammatory bowel disease" [2020]https://t.co/0dOplVhZ86

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Books I want but can't afford.A book on how animals self medicate, a book on gut health, and book on herbal treatments for dogs. https://t.co/PddziBW7XH

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

A vet told me that I am not a vet, therefor the trazadone and CBD that was giving our dog seizures doesn't do that. Funny. The dog no longer has seizures. "Suspected hepatotoxicity secondary to trazodone therapy in a dog"https://t.co/iHtRz11xvFhttps://t.co/sb6sQJBDi1

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 2 years ago

@goblinodds @MeFromBefore @mechanical_monk @sprague My current autistic obsession is trying to cure seizures tied to trazadone messing my a dog's liver because multiple vets told me it was impossible for trazadone to cause seizures.

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The vet gave our dog a combo vaccine for lyme that isn't supposed to be given to dogs with seizures. FUCKING IDIOTShttps://t.co/0gQIuxbswOThat's right, am a dog antivaxer. https://t.co/OdjDhzANl1 https://t.co/2ZCXjYuK4D

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Every time we go to vet, they try to convince owner to give the dog a lyme disease test, and then charge us for it. Every single time dog comes back negative.What would explain the dog's symptoms? Idiopathic Polyradiculoneuritis and possibly rheumatism. https://t.co/3lE7JBdjqO

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Since the FMT, the dog has been exceedingly healthy and less sensitive to pain. But the owner keeps feeing her garbage food. Cookies, cakes, and ultra-processed foods, and even stuff you're not supposed to give dogs.She even tried getting what appeared to be chlorine dioxide.

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The entire reason for the seizures was the owner was over dosing the dog on trazadone and the CBD treats to the point of liver failure.Of course the vets didn't listen to me trying to get them to stop prescribing it. https://t.co/5FOkTBPVmf

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I am so sad now. We couldn't take the dog with us up to Burlington, so now as a consequence of all of this the dog is sick again and can't handle the cold or being in the rain again.Her poops are bright orange. Vet says "its fine" but never gives a liver test.

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

It'd be funny to me how the symptoms of the dog match those of the owner. But the dog saved my life so I am only sad. https://t.co/TpaPp0ABnC

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's technically my GF's dog too, so when I finally am out of this place, we're taking it with us next time.I hate living here.https://t.co/OG67sV1CgT

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago

@Mikehhatson I was doing way better in burlington before the landlord kicked us out. I had access to a kitchen and wasn't living with a hoarder who made it impossible to cook.

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Thus, our study corroborates findings in human cohorts and reinforces the role of personalized microbiomes even in seemingly phenotypically homogeneous subjects." https://t.co/U3FlSoPZH9

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"This foundational research positions dietary fiber as a valuable tool in preventive health, providing a roadmap for future studies to refine individualized approaches for gut microbiome modulation." https://t.co/ziyOzbAkyS

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"our data suggested that a high degree of overlap between the microbiome of the donor and that of the recipient was negatively associated with bacterial engraftment, and could be an important factor to consider when evaluating the impact of FMTs"https://t.co/21VRwsNXFB

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

So... @animalbiome published a study showing (in a cohort of dogs) it increased SCFA production as part of healing gut issues. "Microbiome Responses to Oral Fecal Microbiota Transplantation in a Cohort of Domestic Dogs" https://t.co/Uupw1fF2plhttps://t.co/uHSgB3DTIg

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"the regulation of an animal's environment and stress levels is essential for promoting the production of SCFAs. Stress, which may arise from inadequate housing conditions, overcrowding, or sudden dietary changes, can lead to dysbiosis."https://t.co/JuaBxo2jzy https://t.co/9P3i8rR3ZI

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I think a lot about how I read @DrTempleGrandin's works and realized that the stress chemicals in cow urine are likely a signal of gut health shifts.Do you think this shows up on horses? https://t.co/Nk4imyCIkbhttps://t.co/NMzsek2Llr

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

I suspect that what she observes in her paper on cow handling and response to aversive stimuli is actually acclimation of gut bacteria and stress induced immune system changes.Right, but for the wrong reasons.https://t.co/ggeEtBfYUI

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The thing I caught onto was her GI disorder. She was always eating gelatin. This is why I started dumping tons of butyrate producing collagen peptides into my mixed drink and it worked to keep my crohn's under control.https://t.co/QdhxyoOeTL

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UltimApe@ultimape12 months ago

I had complete remission from Crohn's via an FMT ~3 years ago... specifically targeting improved internal butyrate production!Its always neat to hear that you can just dump it in to fix the gut ecosystem. https://t.co/bsSwAz8940

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The FMT that fixed my crohn's made my life-long anxiety and fear... vanish.I get flashes in my head of the deep fear of automatic doors from her movie when I think about this.https://t.co/QgLx3iH3P0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Cuz I am not afraid anymore. This isn't by mistake.https://t.co/Scu3AAIxcG

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I wonder what piss from scared cows smells like.https://t.co/ObrtzuNCY5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 10 years ago

The herd can controlled by fear, and leans toward novelty seeking behavior. Also can smell fear in each other's piss. http://t.co/Bt3b3yJqtQ

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I bet it smells like a synesthesia emotion.https://t.co/HowJ4BVmRR

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 10 years ago

“the smell of fear triggered a heightened response in brain regions associated with fear when inhaled” https://t.co/sjf8JwI5fv

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I also wonder what piss from sacred cows smells like.https://t.co/nfo9l3RHH4

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

@LynneJordanActs @jonathanstea We used to use urine to help people get pregnant and treat menopause, so its not entirely outlandish to think healthy female cow urine might have some medicinal qualities. With the right nitrogen associated bacteria, it might even help with gut health.https://t.co/PDf2Z4MO7p

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

> "Microbes in the gut and other locations in the body may influence the development and progression of cancer and may affect the response to adverse effects from cancer therapy." https://t.co/xmnE3gNb70

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