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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Dreamed about licking and smelling Vishnu's feet last night. I am dreaming of the mythology of the Ganges river. Of rivers, feet washing, and hair. https://t.co/2bNJuFH8WiI see echos in the bible; Luke 7:36-50 https://t.co/WulzCAG1aI

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 3 years ago

My life just gets weirder and weirder.https://t.co/A2h7uaIt0x https://t.co/KSksXus48r

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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Also, our dog won't stop licking my Feet. Why?What is the dog smelling & looking for?https://t.co/pnZQxGgMoG

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 3 years ago

Do you think Jesus made the wine with his own two feet? Maybe he was really into making health boosting wines and oils?John 13:1–17https://t.co/Bk7RSGqkQD

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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"Bacteriophages are key viruses that can kill thousands of harmful microbes generally present at polluted sites. Such bacteriophages are abundantly present in the river Ganga [...]" https://t.co/J95VLjROzZ

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

What does it mean to be clean?What does it mean to be pure?What does it mean to be holy?How can water banish demons?https://t.co/Jk6Cuk4ymE

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

@NgoloTesla A similar thing may be what makes holy water works -> the blessed wells would be full of minerals (nanoparticles really) that makes purifying water when in contact with sunlight.There are also often interesting bacteriophages in many rivers / pools used to baptize people.

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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I weep. To weep. To cry. To drip. To melt. To seep. "In 1896, one of the first published works on Ganges water by Ernst Hankin, a British bacteriologist demonstrated antibacterial property of Ganges water against Vibrio cholera"https://t.co/9vfWoxfJOThttps://t.co/y6cz3biWvC https://t.co/GLzDT62ibx

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

Jesus wept.Laughed so hard he started crying.https://t.co/sBh2KRNqc8https://t.co/9IgSdwIIOY

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4/17/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Laughing about how my gut mucus probably supports harboring anti-cholera Bacteriophage now.https://t.co/01qBF5YAgq

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

@LynneJordanActs @jonathanstea My gut biome test showed my body now houses the bacteria that make this antibiotic. I may be immune to cholera now. I'm not fucking around.https://t.co/e9lwF5DsnB https://t.co/VGuwEslMaa

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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Found myself a bowl so that I might perform miracles. It's good for keeping ice cream cold.Let's play fetch. I want to catch a mountain.https://t.co/l9NjFaOcSx https://t.co/3rtTio1HoD

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UltimApe@ultimape• 8 months ago

@PeaterOnEarth I'll tell you when I can find a good bowl."If, venerable sir, you are a worthy one with psychic powers, fetch down the bowl and it is given to you." https://t.co/QlhIZ7uCAt

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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And as if on cue, I get a notification that Slab is gonna bet testing hobo life hacks.https://t.co/cVSQKiLnaoTired: HobomaxxingWired: Monk(ey) king.https://t.co/VlXqD8Vr8G

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

If you want to grow bacteriaphages, you have to grow the bacteria they live on. Incubate on that idea for a while.https://t.co/SejyRN5DLl

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

"Paracelsus is said to have cured many persons in the plague-stricken town of Stertzing in the summer of 1534 by administering orally a pill made of bread containing a minute amount of the patient’s excreta he had removed on a needle point."Bread fermented w/ feces? wild.

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Steelmanning Holy Water in my dreams.https://t.co/GQ9wrtmdEg

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

@MashTunTimmy Been tracing this phenomena back "Aquinas (1225-1274) pondered the putative value of gold that had been produced by alchemy, and he discussed what sort of transmutations would render water unsuitable for baptism." https://t.co/2IXBqGgBgD

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

What would be in water that heals ear arches? https://t.co/6M9hymBsGh

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 4 years ago

Holy water?"Holy Wells of Ireland, St Patrick is the saint most commonly associated with these locations. The water from St Patrick’s well in Rathvilly, Co Carlow, was traditionally used as a “cure” for toothache and earache"https://t.co/bs5FfK461Jhttps://t.co/rC9Lh4rTtd

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4/18/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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> "There are some suggestions that bacteriophage may adversely impact fungal growth. These studies involve a bacteriophage produced by P. aeruginosa (Pa), a Gram negative bacteria, and the fungal pathogens A. fumigatus (Af) and Candida albicans" [2019]https://t.co/oVPhuyWA5c

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

How can water banish demons?How can water fight the asag?How can water purify candida?How can water fight fungal infections?How does one banish an ear infection with holy water?What is malassezia?Can drinking the Ganges cure Crohn's disease?https://t.co/3uFvVi0C4d

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UltimApe@ultimape• 11 months ago

@DamoniqueWilkin @Grimhood I call this thing "the Asag" -> named after an ancient Sumerian demon. https://t.co/4dU8x2NHct

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Ok, so... a waterway with bacteriophages that fight known pathogenic bacteria. And it's full of literal shit?https://t.co/TdG7VeMz1DHaha, that would be funny if true.

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

This is profane.> "Nearly 80 percent of the sewage dumped into the river is untreated, [...] This is in addition to the toxic waste caused by dumping of insecticides, pesticides, and metals, and industrial pollutants."https://t.co/BhFIkcGFTS

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4/18/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I will need to climb a mountain and get fresh bacteria phages and lick Vishnu's feet myself.

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4/18/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I always cry thinking about how sick taht water is. How something that used to be holy and healing has been corrupted by filth in our ignorance.I wonder if literal tears are salty enough to purify it.https://t.co/xa3EjXfanp

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

@awkwardishDan @NeoliberalSnow @karouisnotgone Interesting that Whitehead was a priest.I wonder if he knew of 2 Kings 2:18-22A story about using salt to purify a well.I think it may have also been an example cholera https://t.co/hdoXiEv5Ea

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The river should smell clean.https://t.co/eS2jNgLPxJ

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

@awkwardishDan @NeoliberalSnow @karouisnotgone Thanks! I've been trying to explore that space with no luck. I think many of those ideas originate out of sense of smell and awareness of bacteria. 1850s was also a key time for pellegra to creep in. They thought it was a disease too. but it was a nutrient. It impacts smell.

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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In other news, uwoslab spilled his beanshttps://t.co/vZ2ugZ5mr9

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Did you know if you char date pits they can be made into a cheap activated carbon?https://t.co/vLdp98AtluI learned this while trying to help someone's hemochromatosis (temporarily while they wait for a dr. appointment to get a blood drawing.)https://t.co/WPM2o83HJx https://t.co/sBJZp9QGhw

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

What does it mean to banish demons?> "We are dropped into the middle of the story, as The Turk tells Leo that history is a lie.  As he speaks, we are introduced to The Turk Theme:"https://t.co/DwDuSoFPS8 https://t.co/dGlz0bcYu0

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

How many dates, and how much date wine would I need to make to clean the ganges of the poisons within it?Sometimes trying to fix one disease helps me find ways of healing a river.https://t.co/wW2FBo3xzU

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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Breeding a Rhodesian Ridgeback with a Skywalker Coonhound. So that the dog of Vishnu might climb to the heavens and roar.I will ride it, like Bhairava.https://t.co/wo1nLnvbnuhttps://t.co/N6HwREP0k3

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Awoo https://t.co/40DcVVwkZD https://t.co/KLVjnBMIB0

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Farting at the gods like a stupid monkey.https://t.co/QuoN5k2qT5

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago

My entire existence is profane. I fart in the general direction of no god in particular.https://t.co/K7Fo8y8tXl

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Why would they put toe beans in a can?https://t.co/9mMyDtxKPm

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago

The song of my gut, trumpeting like a can of black beans. Announcing the arival of the angels.https://t.co/5cGtzUuxp5

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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Everything I eat looks like some kind of dog shit.https://t.co/4idJGVwAoK https://t.co/UFLxvF5DFo

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

@hiimchiralkthx Cheers, Will look into it. FWIW i'm currently experimenting with Bee Pollen as source of B1 and Zinc to enahce butyrate thru gut health factors. Really cool study:https://t.co/337PK94Qnchttps://t.co/QaHouKIsu6

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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Bee Pollen is a way to eat many flowers at once.I was going to try to get them to let me help on studies bee olfaction and it's role in how they select flowers.https://t.co/mSQ13qNuO0https://t.co/rObiQsUTYn

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

@walker_jjj @nosilverv One time wanted to go to Dartmouth and study bees.Now I wonder how much of western science's bias against traditional medicines is because of 50+ years of pellagra disrupting our collective sense of smell making it impossible to verify.https://t.co/MeKSFDbYfw

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Fetching me a mountain full of medicine thru so many buzzy puppies.🥲Gonna pet so many bees this year.https://t.co/t98Qnyavj1

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 9 years ago

Do ants play? Darwin thought so. And why not?"ants chasing and pretending to bite each other, like so many puppies"https://t.co/uqqLG6dANr https://t.co/hBC2AccnMa

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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I wonder what the bee pollen in the garden of eden smelled like.Probably pretty close tho jesus's feet.https://t.co/pnZQxGhkee https://t.co/Z1yxSxELyM

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 3 years ago

Do you think Jesus made the wine with his own two feet? Maybe he was really into making health boosting wines and oils?John 13:1–17https://t.co/Bk7RSGqkQD

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Bee pollen in water looks like piss btw. It's golden.https://t.co/mgjIbk5sjs

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

Do you ever listen to old songs about the birth of Jesus and intuit that the Magi were bringing ways of improving T cell function because you piss yourself during Christmas?No one? Ok then.https://t.co/PsReCtthng

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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To me, bee pollen taste like freeze dried flakes of stuff we feed fish.> "These include tubifex worms, mosquito larvae, bloodworms, water fleas (Daphnia and Cyclops spp.) along with brine shrimp (Artemia salina)." https://t.co/KvwssH62pyBitter w/ hints of tartness of honey.

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

IF you think it's weird that I know what fish flakes taste like... Bruh, I'm autistic. At one point ate christmas tree lights because they used leaded glass. Pica is a cruel affliction. https://t.co/vdkVFr4Nwg

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

@GENIC0N @DisembodiedGod Lead paint taste sweet.https://t.co/xCPZ32bax4

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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I learned that sweaty feet have a chemical in it that taste like kefir and promotes stem cell proliferation.This is probably why when I first tried organic full fat kefir it smelled like foot.Turns out dog wants to lick my feet cuz she needs lactate. https://t.co/rWGN7VXpgu

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

@GENIC0N Licking feet? What does that mean, @ultimape?It means we can seek immortality too, if we only had faith.https://t.co/ZtWM74fGRphttps://t.co/IuGFKcDe38 https://t.co/tmxFyDQChb

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago
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What does this mean?https://t.co/JumNBteEtp

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UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Fix what is broken and become whole.https://t.co/XUKA7DiLmI

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UltimApe@ultimape• 4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"bacteriophage treatment, a non-antibiotic strategy to treat bacterial infections, showing particular promise. The ability of S. aureus to resist a wide range of antibiotics makes it an ideal candidate for phage therapy studies." https://t.co/SCPXPxrVlF https://t.co/LtUQOO2J5N

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UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Laughing about how my gut mucus probably supports harboring anti-cholera Bacteriophage now.https://t.co/01qBF5YAgq

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