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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

Ok, Honey soaked urea pellet laced gorilla biscuits, fermented overnight in Jagermeister and kefir. https://t.co/hYTQcjNSkK

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

inb4 urophagia "works" because it emulates the effects of fasting on urea and is equivalent to a fast-mimicking drug. https://t.co/rte7F5vewa

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Time to steelman piss drinking.I wonder how much aromatase shows up in pregnant cow urine.https://t.co/laoRaj6ftC

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Babbling to myself about about nitrogen's role in promoting healthy gut flora and gut diversity when suddenly one of my predictions is literally quoted on the screen.https://t.co/CR4wg4eyYF https://t.co/7PGZgGr1U8

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Muh awe-tism.> "Male autism spectrum disorder is linked to brain aromatase disruption by prenatal BPA in multimodal investigations and 10HDA ameliorates the related mouse phenotype" https://t.co/4P58eASXM6

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I will drink fake urine for science.https://t.co/6hMHlAbhDn

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

Oh cool, I can get 6 months worth of urine equivalent amounts of urea pellets for $105 (assuming 20grams a day). I wonder how long they can store for. https://t.co/UwwKYW8d9L

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

This isn't even my final form. I already know what herbs I need to add to the mix to optimize my balls to grow.https://t.co/WhS7VrYT37

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

@CTZN5 @The_Lagrangian @riyenakshi I used some herbs that prevent estrogen from being metabolized, which seemed to down-regulate aromatase. I also boosted my cholesterol production. It seems if you don't have enough raw cholesterol, your body prefers estrogen over testosterone. Huge immune system implications.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Lets goo.https://t.co/mxMQv0o8tX

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

@nosilverv @0x49fa98 Wim hoff, talking to the strongest man in the world, about a mountain full of herbs.I know this story because I want to be an avatar of the monkey king. https://t.co/PvGqtuJ9pZ

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Do you even predict insect gut microbiota?https://t.co/mUOhh4Y8h2

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

Ecdysteroids and Aromatase development in insects paralleling human's evolution of Testosterone and Aromatase is why I literally guessed that Neonicotinoid probably cause breast cancer by disruption of hormones in humans. https://t.co/TC7XeAb6A5

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Joke about outcomes you want.https://t.co/CcoHnitLFk

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

If cytochrome P450 enzymes impact "changing androgens to estrogens", could the impact of aromatase inhibiting compounds (like chrysin found in honey) have enhanced response in some people with variations in CYP450 genes? https://t.co/74hIFKs1AEhttps://t.co/vPuzG6PDL3

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"A beating heart of stoneYou gotta be so coldTo make it in this worldYeah, you're a naturalLiving your life cutthroatYou gotta be so coldYeah, you're a natural" 🎶https://t.co/p3uFMrwicthttps://t.co/jOHdd5ZQIx

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

I have strength, Healing.I need endurance, speed. https://t.co/l7UAWucguq

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Haters gonna hate.https://t.co/YQzyQl5Xiw

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

T posing on the haters.https://t.co/t8KGzzxF7n https://t.co/G24jH96xOK

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Oh wow, is this my Little brother is a beast? He clocked in at the same grip as me IIRC.https://t.co/Mjlf57DWN8

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@Mangan150 My little brother has genes that make him produce 4x as much uric acid as normal even if he's not in hbA1c rated diabetes. So I also have been exploring oddities in gout production that aren't captured by the normal models.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I will have to ask my brother if he oddly yellow piss.https://t.co/aL40DF6NnL

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

@eigenrobot @duckinfantry I'm trying to figure out how to get gut bacteria in my stomach to unlock the nitrong in urea (from fat) and transform it into protien. This is something that hibernating animals do. My instinct here is that nitrogen being useful depends on stuff like this going on to work well.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I accidentally words.I should accidentally some salt in this mix to promote bile production in the process.https://t.co/ccJWL3kUVL

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

How we define things matters: Weird diet meant to help with high blood pressure seems to impact Gout.But I'm just being salty again?"hypothesized that reducing sodium intake would lower UA levels""we found that higher sodium intake decreased serum UA"https://t.co/YV8uYShjr4

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Have you tried to cure type 2 diabetes by figuring out how to absorb uric acid from the blood and turn it into protein?https://t.co/MT6wmbPyxf

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

"Vitamin D and elevated serum uric acid [...] predictors [...] type 2 diabetes..."https://t.co/gjICwht5IMhttps://t.co/nohhxQrU8R

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

What if... hear me out... What if we recreate the ancient recipe for golden syrup using synthetic chemicals derived from Haber–Bosch related chemistry, but instead fix the nitrogen in our gut? https://t.co/NLlAjU64Kt

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

Is this why I'm getting stronger? I think about dog shit all the time now. https://t.co/uXwQRD1phl

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Wronger rhymes with stronger.https://t.co/RQzkYc8B12

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

It's amazing how right and wrong someone could be at the same time.https://t.co/DznXDu5TlR

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I love science, in fact that's my favorite fetish.https://t.co/jXTISvVxD7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

"N-Now th-that that don't kill meCan only make me strongerI need you to hurry up now'Cause I can't wait much longerI know I got to be right now'Cause I can't get much wronger" 🎶https://t.co/OhFrAJlbrq

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Snow White fell with a single biteTransformations happen in the dead of nightIn this Disney mythos I confideFairy tales and science side by side"https://t.co/c8n1VkTCS3

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Steelmanning the golden syrup of immortality.https://t.co/oZphy1ViVd

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

"I am not a leader of menSince I prefer to followDo you think I could have a drinkSince it's so hard to swallow?So hard to swallow" 🎶https://t.co/dz5NrLNztDhttps://t.co/IBE9DzsPCV

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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"I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit meOh That shit makes me bat shit crazyWe've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out"https://t.co/kezfLahgdWhttps://t.co/cTefskznKF

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

@GRITCULT I recognize that talk on sight. Competition is for losers.https://t.co/ezK6TKuiN6I am not competing with anyone. I want to burn down the entire fucking healthcare system to the ground.https://t.co/zmS2FyjzbA

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Back on my bullshithttps://t.co/zebXAuKfoH

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

@BioavailableNd @biohacker Thinking a lot about how fasting temporarily increases urea in the blood and what might happen if that leeches out into the intestine.And bam.. It seems I've already made a joke about boofing pine tar water.https://t.co/erYPDLrcZo

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Lots of ideas of being bitten and poison in Lada Gaga's Latest album. Stuff about clubs, one night stands and romance gone wrong.> "Originating from Mesopotamia, in its roots it stands for ”I create as I speak”" https://t.co/cYkwY7Nllb

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

But I hear something else. Drinking the pain away. Trying to find relief from it.And on cue, my GF says to me "she has fibromyalgia like your mom".https://t.co/reA57ZlCBs

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UltimApe@ultimape9 months ago

@tszzl I also tell my mom to eat shit."Fecal Microbiota Transplantation Improves Clinical Symptoms of Fibromyalgia: An Open-Label, Randomized, Nonplacebo-Controlled Study" [2024]https://t.co/dQNCXxcPElhttps://t.co/bYwoc75dH1

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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> "There’s no cure for fibromyalgia, leading people to turn to alternative treatments like marijuana (which could have been the case for Gaga) to relieve pain."https://t.co/QMLVG4Z5LShttps://t.co/4RrKiwcIQk

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UltimApe@ultimape9 months ago

@hubermanlab @pmarca @bryan_johnson Now we're in a situation where to help my mom's autoimmune disorder and chronic pain, she's going to need to literally eat shit, cuz she can't legally get cananbis despite eligible for a green card. She'd need to become literally homeless for the latter.https://t.co/4N6tsXTiiP

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I want my mom to sing again, to be able to play music.If learning about piss drinking and gooning is going to let me do that, then I will do that.https://t.co/XmAMQHs0Hc

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

@DanielPinalArts I figured out this space enough that I can now recall songs and smells. I had been unable to smell since puberty and a complete inability to create and imagine music meant my childhood was difficult (my mom is musician).

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

God I don't want to have this convo with my mom 😭"Not only does sex strengthen an intimate relationship, but sexual activity boosts endorphins. Those are the body's natural opioids that help decrease pain and increase well-being"https://t.co/gGZmPq0SqXhttps://t.co/n17E3iB7RA

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

@Grimhood @SolBrah Anyway, this is the year that I read more about gooning than I ever wanted to know.https://t.co/sSMAXDTxjn

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"The microbial composition of your gut is connected to the hormones that influence physical pleasure during sexual intimacy, as well as the neurotransmitters that make you feel revved up about your partner."https://t.co/qaPvyAz6CEhttps://t.co/MP8RRV6zwU

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

So basally Kellogg correctly observed that masturbation relieves pain, and then blamed pain for driving excessive masturbation.I see nothing directly wrong in his reasoning or observations, only that he's framing it as a moral failure and a vice and not just basic biology. https://t.co/4ltlsmNBC7

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Whelp.In only a few short hours I now have in-roads into the weirdest way I could possibly research gooning.Thanks Science Banana!https://t.co/GAhpbzk7uE https://t.co/UBtlThTVCX

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Jack Parsons was just very serious about his gooning?https://t.co/HmKlGPGqSf

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

@eigenrobot Before we called it sex magic, we called it fertility science.https://t.co/Ul4DFhCRYn

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I love wrangling nouns.Oh look, this one is something I may actually have some background on! https://t.co/wcG5RL0arK https://t.co/Hfl9BsyY5L

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Oh! OH! and both gut bacteria and uric acid is involved in this space!Tired: Night EmissionWired: Awakenings, staring Robin Williams.Inspired: L-Dopa can make people try to eat their own fingers off and masturbate until they are raw.https://t.co/C2AcLVfmnL https://t.co/etGTzxQYh6

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

Gout (uric acid related issue) might cause erectile dysfunction, but there isn't enough data on the topic and no one was looking for it.https://t.co/QOzswhePCJ

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Neuron Activated.> "In terms of erectile function, dopamine has been shown to play a significant role. The neurotransmitter is involved in the process of achieving and maintaining an erection by influencing blood flow"https://t.co/hxkXMTLn0jhttps://t.co/BbOWKNSx9y

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

@bryan_johnson FYI, I was always transparent about taking [Dog Shit]. When I first started talking about my [Dog Shit] protocol, I explicitly mentioned I was taking [Dog Shit] (YouTube: “Dogshit N-of-1 (Taste Test?!), July 2022 [1]).[1] https://t.co/xTLxeDi5kThttps://t.co/BlmX2McJqw

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Porn addiction is a problem with dopamine signaling?https://t.co/ziuRbIYhdO

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

@Bellagio8216 @CarpathianFarm @Aella_Girl Porn addiction driven by low testosterone causing secondary impacts on dopamine function is probably what we are seeing with regards to porn addiction and IQ decline BTW. https://t.co/o5UxIYhaYJ

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Ah, that makes sense. The Lack of extreme horny, the loss of extreme hunger are both a consequence of the FMT fixing my gut's dopamine production and regulation. https://t.co/BBAXIYWGWn

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

@FrankaMedic Gut bacteria help'd me eat the right things and avoid the stress induced overeating and dopamine aspects. https://t.co/N2vngT2TlB

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Yeah, that's right, I am addicted to learning. Absolutely horny for ideas. https://t.co/x5rJySCeGF

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

Expand your mind. Get infohorny on main.https://t.co/iza0ZAr2sE

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I have a theory that micro-perturbations in penis turgidity could be monitored as a way to measure arousal from interesting ideas (and it should correlate with eye's dilating).https://t.co/LM4JCGht3C

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@FmboyPsychonaut "Many people think that dopamine is released when the brain receives a reward, but dopamine is actually released in anticipation of a reward."https://t.co/CbRq6YAA4Y

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

> AnticipatingPain relief.https://t.co/QNhwpADxxx

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Idea: act of stretching certain tissues induces oxytocin and downstream effects of it may be rooted in why sex can reduce certain kinds of pain temporarily. Coincides with temporary deafnesss post-orgasm. Indirectly also massage. https://t.co/9vyvCiBQLEhttps://t.co/wyKBWjWgkF

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

> Iowa gambling testGambling addiction too?

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Fun fact: I used this chain of reasoning to conclude that Dopamine problems tied to PCOS symptoms could also be addressed by gut bacteria shifts thru fermented foods. https://t.co/ju0lwtRMoJ

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

R(age) related disease. => Tyrosine please.https://t.co/19edaxUA4dYou can learn fun things by studying erectile tissue and how the body controls it.https://t.co/9DDMd6l5kK

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@bryan_johnson The receptor that responds to Advanced Glycation Endproducts ("RAGE") is fun here.https://t.co/7A77lCePJSGiven I cured my IBD with gut bacteria, ties between RAGE & age related inflammatory disorders probably also mitigated by gut health.https://t.co/PE1lYQt04J

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Ok, so you know how Twitch streamers will put their blood pressure on screen using a real-time API?What about a realtime butt-pucker meter and an erectile tissue arousal meter?Press 1 if sus.https://t.co/Cz6wsLSEAc

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Horny Jail is in your mind.Transcend your wordly desires.Be in control of your body."This paper will review the psychological effects of the practice of meditation, the role of neurotransmitters, and studies using EEG and fMRI."https://t.co/kzqCZLSVwMhttps://t.co/rDnDX9yGZW https://t.co/ps3tHHjLDy

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

*shoves half built electronic prototypes under the carpet*https://t.co/PcjXmiPGTm

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

*farts*> "According to a small comparative study, published in General Psychiatry, prolonged and consistent deep meditation may regulate the gut microbiome, which has the potential to improve physical and mental health." [2023]https://t.co/XRzuvp3cN0https://t.co/X0VTvPmdH1

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

Tired: Talk therapyWired: MedicationInspired: Meditation to calm your gut microbes, and eating bacteria waste as a prebiotic.Hired: Realizing all the norms around handling mental disease in western society occurred after the 1870s, co-occurring with the germ theory of disease. https://t.co/61begB6biP

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I found a supposed record for the longest goon sesh. > "Sato, who lives in Japan and worked at a sex toy manufacturer called Tenga, took part in the ninth annual masturbate-a-thon."https://t.co/WdrCra1ocJDo you think I can, uh, beat it?https://t.co/jOHdd5ZiSZ https://t.co/PNks6duju0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

I have strength, Healing.I need endurance, speed. https://t.co/l7UAWucguq

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Oh look, another thing I found that is tied to a @MoistCr1TiKaL video.What is happening?https://t.co/A8ABAAsMQb

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's amazing how many Streamers and Youtubers try to hock Gamer Supps. It seems Moisty there is trying to sell Goof Juice.Makes me think I should look into getting one of their cups and turn it into DIY fleslight.https://t.co/lsMEUwRpWG

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

Fun fact. The "device useful for collection of sperm from human males, preferably in a discreet, camouflaged manner" patent expired in 2017.So while you probably can't call it a fleshlight due to trademark/brand concerns, you can build one like it.https://t.co/sRmyRYZ1ld https://t.co/Ep1DPK9x19

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

... Why does it cost almost $200 to get a Filian branded G-supp cup? Gawrsh. https://t.co/uGw1PXumhg

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I found a bunch of stainless steel mixxer cups at TJ-Maxx recently. It occurred to me that I could use a laser etcher to just put bootleg anime art on them.Much easier to sterilize stainless steel without risking microplastics.https://t.co/XKOVEVvdDi https://t.co/H8pFGxWREP

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Anime was a mistake. https://t.co/rAspPfjltM

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I would buy gamer supps if they didn't have Erythritrol and Sucralose. They've even got L-Tyrosine!https://t.co/PVfkx7s4wj

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UltimApe@ultimape10 months ago

Ok, Thanks to @uwutoowo1 being sponsered by Gamersupps. I now know that I could probably get their "anime thighs" drink and be happy. The only reason I don't buy it is the fake sugar.https://t.co/4w5YljP9wUThat B12 tho.https://t.co/xz8tx8e1BQ https://t.co/NwxbOksuQn

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Non-caloric sweeteners are sketchy af.> "There is a need for randomized controlled trials using a standardized protocol for analysis, to formulate a clear message in terms of male fertility." https://t.co/cQXgBCA6nVBut hey, at least its not mannitol🤯https://t.co/Pw028m3beP

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

... literal rectal explosions from colonoscopy due to a fake sugar being metabolized by E. Coli?What. The. Fuck.https://t.co/gDU72YrJ70 https://t.co/hTZz7fmIp4

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Woke up singing Bad Romance in my head and realized that the "The Beast" song talking bout leaving someone dead may be a veild reference about alcohol poisoning.Alcoholism as Disease (of dopamine).

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The association i'm making is probably spurious, but in my mind it fits. Alcohol addiction and Sex addiction seem to be tied to similar reward pathways."I know you're hungry, ready to biteI wanna watch you turn tonightI wanna feel the beast inside" 🎶https://t.co/v21Ijrv3jB

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The idea of going again with the "dog that bit you" may be an (unintentional) allusion to "the hair of the dog taht bit you" -> A method to stop a hangover (of a 'love drug'?) by drinking more alcohol. https://t.co/QL83EDTBVN

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Some might call this a Rebound..."I'd wanna hold you just for a whileAnd die with a smileIf the world was endingI'd wanna be next to you"🎶https://t.co/ChPMtEAvlK https://t.co/zbc2MrFtiZ

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

So, you drink alcohol to reduce some kind of inflammatory pain... ala Protein Tyrosine Phosphatase Stimulation.https://t.co/zlNckxCuCL

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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And in the short term some cytokines help recover from the brain shrinking problems by counteracting that effect.https://t.co/4ux0Ze6MrU

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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So stuff that prevents it from getting excessive seem to help.https://t.co/Q2NdyAiHXShttps://t.co/TcrfdbrK8A

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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But after a while you get depleted of tyrosine related chemistry in the liver? (implying you could maybe just get more...)https://t.co/KPQNmy9gA1

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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So targeting these both might be a way to fix alcohol dependance.https://t.co/STU7YgzNji

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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And so by assocation these cytokines may be responsible for white matter growth we see after alcohol withdrawal.https://t.co/HTYiElekPT

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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This is weirdly similar to my older research exploring alochol and SSRI weirdness. https://t.co/WJgkLkY0la

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 10 years ago

And Bingo: http://t.co/XSmkJ2PmAA - Oxytocin as a possible way of reducing SSRI withdrawal symptoms.I literally need a hug. :3

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Hmm. Could it be that being low on tryosine somehow impairs the body from making Oxytocin?> "Oxytocin is a peptide of only nine amino acids: the sequence is Cysteine–Tyrosine–Isoleucine–Glutamine–Asparagine–Cysteine–Proline–Leucine–Glycineamide" https://t.co/7VqznyUUPd

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Having a hug would temporarily promote an increase oxytocin if production is low, and that would drive lower brain inflammation afaict. But that would be a short term fix to a larger problem of being depleted of precursors.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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> "Oxytocin alleviates liver fibrosis via hepatic macrophages" [JUN 2024]https://t.co/LISeVMbFrDA clue!https://t.co/zrux0hpM7G

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

@Mikehhatson @Scarlet_Sash "The precise mechanism for relieving cirrhosis via gut microbial modulation has not been identified. This paper summarizes the role and effects of the gut microbiome in cirrhosis based on experimental and clinical studies" https://t.co/V3f7unIuZDhttps://t.co/ZgzqmHazpJ

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Ooh, good catch, cystine being an oxytocin component suggests it might be further impaired as alcohol addiction progresses as it can lead to poor bile processes (impacting cystine/glycine/taurine + glutathione) function thru impaired liver. https://t.co/YoZDuh0HVI

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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That the cytokines pleiotrophin (PTN) and midkine (MK) seem to act on Tyrosine Phosphatase and impact alcohol reward behavior? Very interesting.This smells of a complex regulatory feedback loop that gets disregulated over time.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Some random thoughts: Could sleep help with alcohol withdrawal?Maybe addressing the sleep disturbances would help."Treatment of Sleep Disturbance in Alcohol Recovery: A National Survey of Addiction Medicine Physicians"https://t.co/lGxEbPnEc9https://t.co/GbVAPdmnwY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

@headgameus @bookshy @alexeyguzey I can't find an answer in the science publications. Just more questions."Despite the close relationship between cytokine activity, gut microbiome activity and sleep, only a handful of studies have examined sleep and gut-microbiome composition. " https://t.co/M4zhJTjPmk

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Taurine should help regulate gut more directly. Seems it helps in rats"restores the exploratory behavior following alcohol withdrawal and decreases BDNF mRNA expression in the frontal cortex of chronic alcohol-treated rats" https://t.co/Bs4iMOYAs9https://t.co/uGS4BCEkrH

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@HTHRFLWRS Taruine in energy drinks helps boost bile acid which is transformed thru gut bacteria into immune active peptides that help avoid cytokine over production & facilitates serotonin /dopamine regulation. Cytokines drive the same process as how dynorphin triggers visions.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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As those two cytokines pleiotrophin (PTN) and midkine (MK) are important, could there be a feedback loop where gut bacteria either drive, deplete or help build those cytokines?https://t.co/OsMPGiOKt9

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago

"Microbes may be recognized by host immune cells, resulting in systemic cytokine release. Or in some cases, "the bugs make drugs," such that bioactive compounds are secreted by microbes, absorbed into circulation and directly alter lung function." https://t.co/PrkXQJCrSi

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Its fascinating to me to think that with the right gut environment, we might be able to fully neutralize the downfall into alcohol addiction. Maybe even using the dog that bit me.https://t.co/DDFEtFZ3e4

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

I've been experimenting lately to see if I can harbor acetate making microbes in my gut. Neutralizing small amounts of alcohol & turning it into acetate & eventually butryate should super-power my gut health. Butryate producers need lactate as well. https://t.co/cNUkQscgWg

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Hello new viewers, welcome to the sesh.In today's crazy ramblings I'm figuring out how to avoid addiction to alcohol as a proxy model of how to use diet to prevent Gooning.We ball'n today. Going absolutely nuts. Nay, hog wild even.https://t.co/jKYJDhRghS

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

First. You gotta figure out how to be more baller than John McAfee https://t.co/aqli0XV4kR

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Remember when I figured out how to modulate GLP-1 via gut bacteria to get my GF off of metformin/ozempic and it ended up working?Sure is a mystery.https://t.co/8ezdNfeGmQ

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UltimApe@ultimape10 months ago

@Grimhood @VanceE I still think about it that way, it seems to act like an orphan of the other opioid receptors with regards to it's impact on alcohol affinity behaviors. https://t.co/TaYN71SUxk(this mimics GLP-1 acting on alcohol)https://t.co/8zE04y64ze

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Whelp.> "highlight that activation of GLP-1R, specifically those in the NTS, reduces sexual interaction behaviors in sexually naïve male mice and further provide a link between NTS-GLP-1R activation and reward-related behaviors." https://t.co/kQFVW6YAEe

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Kek https://t.co/nUlC0wZBK8

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

@sguyenet You can predict the adverse events of taking GLP-1 RA drugs by observing this. Gastroparesis and bowel obstruction? Bears litterally get a plug in their ass and don't shit for months while hibernating. https://t.co/ritgCrJCXP

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Hibernation related changes in gut health modulate GLP-1 signaling and as a result we see shifts in horniness of bears that is timed with seasonal shifts associated with gestating over winter.https://t.co/BSMJsJ4aOZ

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 7 years ago

Science: We have no idea how all of this works.Me: I'm exploring the dietary habits of gay bears and how changes in food availability and environmental factors lead to large scale behavioral changes driven by a feedback loop between genes, brain and gut.https://t.co/QYjlhxUymX https://t.co/p1dSB9UQlO

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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It makes sense that mammalian reflexes around sex and appetite would be modulated based on seasonal changes in gut bacteria driven by food availability. But instead the blind scientists just think the gay bears are deviant.https://t.co/AJmhUuhbOH

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

We rethought serotonin signaling once. From "turning mice gay" to "this is just aggression & dominance behavior playing out". Just take it a step further."more mice will [be tortured] before scientists figure out exactly what role serotonin plays." https://t.co/fRh9F4Jq6t

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Yes, thats right, this is all about hibernation. I tricked you. I'm not actually researching gooning, I'm trying to figure out what kind of nutrients I need my body to produce during extended fasting too keep microbes alive.https://t.co/1UAIgAQYBY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@fire__exit What you need is to find a female bear with only a minor psudopenis and eat their feces shortly before their hibernation, and only if your immune system is doing well enough that you don't lose your eyesight or ability to walk. It seems unwise in any case.https://t.co/yBRBKsQa8G

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Do bears fuck in the woods?https://t.co/owWf4O4SoC

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Self-Satire'd:Why do female bears have pseudo-penis and what does that imply about resource availability and heart disease among autistic etiology and life expectancy?https://t.co/VXm5VtIAGP

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Is this song about anticipating orgasm? Meta-Edging?"Knew he was a killer first time that I saw himWonder how many girls he had loved and left hauntedBut if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantomHoldin' him for ransom" 🎶https://t.co/ccbqXhRxyl

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I've had a couple drinks and... oh my God! [...]Last nightDamn, you were in my sex dreamsDoing really nasty thingsDamn, you were in my sex dreams" 🎶 😜https://t.co/YpJqTvEY6c

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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I have so many weird ideas encoded in songs about disease.https://t.co/WkpAdPJ0Lc

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

The ancient healers, using songs as memory aids. Passing wisdom down thru thyme.What would they sing?https://t.co/3AswnNH8Mi

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Oh that's right, my Sonic Mind Palace...https://t.co/3IyffQfYnF

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

Encoding an idea into my sonic mind palace"It's a non-stop disco, bet you it's Nabisco, betcha didn't know, wooh"Nonstop disco.Only the memes will save us now.https://t.co/OxcJmIrIuo

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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"I think I want to put a ring on it." 🎶 https://t.co/JS7hjCpSEp https://t.co/UyK5hcBCm7

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

"Placental development and fetal growth were regulated through the SHH pathway via the IGF axis."https://t.co/lcYwv0Q46H"There's nothing wrong with pregnant sonic." 🎶I'm sorry and or you're welcome?https://t.co/BCCGPhmD3N https://t.co/RrXZkOUMPr

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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What a weird idea.Does Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder cause risk of autism?https://t.co/Mb4AhyrEcC https://t.co/Dbb544Na5s

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

@ekverstania Someone argued against me at one point, implying that those w/ fetal oxygen deprivation weren't autistic. Their worldview that autism is a genetic identity to be protected, not a blurry diagnostic label used to describe a set of behavior.https://t.co/j9pOMUwMVS

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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What the fuck. Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder is a common misdiagnosis of autism? huh.TL:DR: if you binge drink during pregnancy, doctors assume your autistic child is just alcohol brain'd without considering other options.https://t.co/n4IvvN32cA https://t.co/kcJFYxNVNf

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Smol autistic sun bear son when?> "The bears exactly mimicked facial expressions they saw other bears produce during social play, copying with high precision not only the type of expression but also specific muscular movements"https://t.co/AkJgD1Xarnhttps://t.co/7KrM4R8EWb

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

We should probably figure out if Rhesus Macaques with 'humanized gut' end up with having autistic offspring if they are given relevant doses of Tylenol during gestation.https://t.co/6a3NYCA1r4But that's boring to me, I want autistic farting squirrels damnit.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Ok, hear me out. What if autistic bears.https://t.co/R3LbtvzkfI

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

@MMMalign Did you know dogs can be autistic?Bark woof bark.https://t.co/YhVQ0obE6O

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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What happens if my mom's uterus grows back and she gets pregnant.https://t.co/9Y6F2wlE1E

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

Told my mom that there is an non-zero risk that eating dog feces may reboot her metabolism to the point that her early menopause reverses itself will become fertile again.She reminded me that she had a hysterectomy.I told her "I know" and smirked.https://t.co/wzLvbFlVAI

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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It's funny to me to think that I could have a little brother or sister when my mom is 60+.I think it would be both a miracle and a world record.https://t.co/h9ZYRzeeRrhttps://t.co/QwaDHi5jk7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

@Twit19198 The funny thing? I don't want to be a women. I want to regrow my dog's ovaries and then leverage sonic Hedgehog signaling pathways to have her child be a literal demon. I want a Cerberus as a pet.https://t.co/7Ft5XZ9j62

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Ok, the funny thing to do would be to have someone engineer one of her cells into a sperm and artificially impregnate her, then her kid would be double-miracle (immaculate conception).I got this idea by reading about a dog that is literal cancer.https://t.co/iEC4SQ4Prf

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@eigenrobot @dog_rates "Creating a sperm or egg from any cell? Reproduction revolution on the horizon"https://t.co/33dej2FsuZ*Any* cell? 🧐https://t.co/oK5zalg0OC

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Huh, having orgasm / intercourse around key implantation windows maybe lowers fertility.https://t.co/PRW6zU0Sm3To test this properly, we would need to have a month of women goonning as one of the control wings? 😂

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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We all know that alcohol aids in intercourse, but you gotta set the mood."Expressing love so sweetI'll keep you burning like a dog in heatTonight is right for love" 🎶https://t.co/IN4gxB10mE https://t.co/6v4uAvmQFx

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Remember that time I was writing about how to use gut health to promote tyrosine and my account was flagged for being a bot?https://t.co/vAl9A2mcx4

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

fuck you very much https://t.co/KWvm9eretT

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

> "These findings suggest that non-caloric sweeteners could affect key mechanisms in the hypothalamus responsible for appetite regulation." (h/t @Frankbernier)https://t.co/7JjHVclnvn

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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inb4 gooning is because of fake sugar and your sugarfree waifu cup drink is making you horny in ways you can't even. > "The physiological underpinning of libido seems to depend on androgenic actions on the paraventricular nucleus of the hypothalamus" https://t.co/Gp9mZ7ywOx

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Whoa, could there actually be a biological reason why noFAP helps some people by helping the body regulate chemistry in the hypothalamus?https://t.co/4V82t1DQo0

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

GOTTA GO FAST"In lean animals there was a significant increase in both Shh and Gli1 expression in the hypothalamus after an overnight fast" [June 10, 2021] [print]https://t.co/HeW8CJ31bg

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Just say no to fake sugar.https://t.co/i32SOQFWen

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago

@ESYudkowsky You're probably low on bile acid and your body wants to get carbs. The sweet cravings are gherlin being triggered by gut-liver axis https://t.co/R2DfQeDsvrhttps://t.co/D32j8bdZUs

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I wouldn't be surprised by this in the slightest given that diet soda is often used by people with Type II diabetes and that leads to autism risk in offspringIt's probably all just gut bacteria.https://t.co/xFUzGEa844

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Oh! I completely forgot that T gondii impacts dopamine signaling. That's another thing that might be fucking (hah) with our sexual drives and leading to gooning.https://t.co/I3UwcJFLcO

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

@Alexzawesome123 @Aella_Girl I don't write about my fetish research much, but I have explored everything I can on the topic. I love Aella's surveys because they add so much insight into the larger dynamics in humans.Parasites and dopamine changes are fascinating to me right now.https://t.co/z9fev7XI3z

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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The market creates appetites.https://t.co/EBp4CoPrd8

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

The idea that some kind of pain would drive people to have sex, and then contract a disease that impacts their immune function and leads to laziness and possibly sickness... That seems to have some basis in reality. If you lived in the middle ages.https://t.co/c2SoLrGYXk

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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He needs some malk.https://t.co/DVSRgN8OcZ

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UltimApe@ultimape10 months ago

@shhwip @goblinodds Dr. Kellogg put out an ad that said "cow milk kills babys" as a way to promote his milk alternative (that was really a psudo lactic-acid fermented milk). https://t.co/bnZgDM6d6S

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Have you tried yogurt enemas to stop gooning? It was quite trendy in the early 1900shttps://t.co/bTjBc2YCwZ

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

For the record, I don't like John Harvey Kellogg. As much as I find his work to be fascinating and way before it's time, I take great umbrage with his dogmatic focus against masturbation.https://t.co/BuSYdn1zc1

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Are you interested in... horizontal full body massage?https://t.co/Optv7MhuVD

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Galen: Masturbation is good for woman https://t.co/ycJwjyuJd4Kellogg: Masturbation is bad for woman (but never mind how he wrote a lot on how to 'massage' properly). https://t.co/xdNvE4HWGu

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

haha, I think I might be able to get a gooning world record if I put my mind to it.https://t.co/4XApSdNe6V

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

I wonder if there is a nutrient of some kind that can help to prolong masturbation before it drains the electrical signaling potential of the vagus nerve.https://t.co/G4kBcnhaj0Adding a weird experiment idea to my list of "weird kinky shit you'll never get any funding for." https://t.co/SANl4DwT1J

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Do you know why they put that warning about phenylalanine on sodas with aspartame because some people have a mutation (phenylketonuria) that makes them not be able to metabolize it properly? https://t.co/xT5EqY9Z99

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Lots of weird stuff there.> "our results suggest the presence of distinct taxonomic groups within the gut microbiome of PKU patients, [...] Whether our findings represent an effect of the disease itself, or a consequence of the modified diet is unclear." https://t.co/x3gVUgvyJy

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Useful to know about if you wanna treat your treatment resistant major depression using a gut shift like I did.https://t.co/haorqYeQL6 https://t.co/jHCUptAaMX

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Back in 2018 I saw an article about using a gut microbe to treat phenylketonuria. Having the gut process phenylalanine to make more dopamine for us makes sense if you have that PKU mutation. https://t.co/x8rn1tFmWv

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 7 years ago

This is really cool. I researched Phenylketonuria as part of my exploration into autism-like conditions and it sounded scary as heck.Ever wonder why ""Phenylketonurics: Contains phenylalanine." shows up on aspartame?https://t.co/krR7MDw9Ah https://t.co/5slvFbOQSe

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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I'd venture a guess that people with ADHD also have weird fetishes at higher rates given oddness in their gut that I see constantly. https://t.co/cyulNqPlOE

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

@BLUNDERBUSSTED This sounds similar to what I would recommend focusing on nutrient wise to promote natural dopamine synthesis and elevate natural anandamide production. The Guanafacine probably can be compensated for if the body heals the rest of the gut.https://t.co/j8hU4cOZS5

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Fun fact: I no longer feel the need to be bitten since my gut shift. The way that I experience pain completely shifted. I no longer need to boost ananadmide thru suffering to feel better. https://t.co/NgOstPww3s

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

@eigenrobot My actual kink? I like being bitten. It's not about the pain.All the other stuff I write about that is layered with perversion and fetish is really just me trying to explore health and disease.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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One of the... uh... interesting side effects of experimenting with cannabis with my GF will be seeing if it changes her horny / arousal levels out of sync with her hormone shifts tied to menses.https://t.co/tKSTPFaxyA

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@whatisaging @thepowerofozone And if cannabis works to treat her pain, I will know that she is low on endocannabinoids. Then I can fix that via gut (like I did for me), and bam, eyes will heal.This is what I predict.https://t.co/VfWMvVokas

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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Imagine looking at your mom and being so horny that you start dreaming about her and then create an entirely biased fictionalized world model about repressed memories because you are ashamed... But its just the cocaine. https://t.co/XCCdakiTve

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Imagining Freud taking Cocaine all the time and developing weird problems like Priapism or Erectile Dysfunction... Then psychologizing it all under some half-baked theories about getting horny around his mum and not understanding urolagnia kinks.https://t.co/uip4dOYUJB

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

If I met Freud, I'd tell him to go fuck his mom.https://t.co/08qlFlfyO1

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

Grant us each day our daily based, and forgive us for our cringe, as we forgive others. And lead us not into simping, but deliver us from horny jail. For thine is the platform, and the algorithm, and the retweet, for ever and ever. Send tweet. https://t.co/9qIELtST5q

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

If I end up reverse engineering John McAfee's hyper-arousal plant that apparently fixed women's libido, do yo think I should sell it?https://t.co/RHWs7KmOON

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@nsreed Oh, is this just munchies?That might explain why some women get really horny before starting their cycle. https://t.co/p7RitV3VcE.Coincides with endocannabinoid signaling https://t.co/uzn3i0sBmDhttps://t.co/T536oi3Lpo

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I already fixed my GF's PCOS to the point that I if she wanted to, I could modulate her menses thru diet. https://t.co/AAgCi0zRlW

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

[in a very @fire__exit voice]If I am somehow able to help women with PCOS tweak their menstral cycles to be less painful / more regular, would that make me a god among men?I will be able to have women ovulate for me on command. 😎

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

A lot of this is really just applying health and longevity principles to female problems. That's one of reasons I think I can out-perform (hah) Bryan Johnson... https://t.co/v6kz3JxBRr

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

@goblinodds @seconds_0 @bryan_johnson Some of the shit I talk about is insane. Like.. telling him to look at female orgasm? Fucked up.https://t.co/MKdDIZkZ32

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Getting a women to reach orgasm has basically been a goal of mine.https://t.co/MKdDIZkZ32

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 2 years ago

@bryan_johnson Fun fact: this is also directly associated with female orgasm problems (clit sensitivity is the same sort of bloodflow problem), and directly on a pathway involved with PCOS & female fertility / menstrual pain.I wrote about this on bluesky a bit: https://t.co/rsCgHUJ7VV

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

This is an indirect goal, but a goal none-the-less. The idea I had in my head is that the blood flow and sensitivity needed to reach orgasm were analogous to reversing diabetic neuropathy & fixing kidney issues. https://t.co/f873rf4koD

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

Looks like I am going to single handedly take down the entirety of the western medical institution in my quest to cure autism and stop my GF of dying from kidney failure.Sorry.https://t.co/3mZxhd0ROi

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Researching fetishes and weird medical correlations tied to them has been an absolute fountain of knowledge.https://t.co/YOSPLJr2b5

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@mrbones_returns @fire__exit @Tipsycaek “An orgasm results in incredible stimulation of the vagus nerve. From now on, I will be recommending sex – culminating with orgasm – as the cure-all for intractable hiccups.” [2006]https://t.co/j7uhPvdE58BRB looking up if digital rectal massage temporally alleviates tinnitus.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I take this shit seriously.https://t.co/ly70FbAh3F

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@enkiv2 @nmgrm @simpolism "you can't orgasm because you're on SSRIs" being psyoped into "nah, your partner is just bad at sex, maybe you aren't attracted to him" is what I see happening at scale.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

These things are so under-researched that I can find epiphanies constantly by just listening and respecting what women say. This is why I share so much. I want to return what I've learned.https://t.co/jlnb0UvkRv

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

@Tipsycaek I suspect something interesting going on w/ TRPV1 receptors, pain, and orgasm factors in childbirth, but the research on it is sparse.There's some stuff in the periphery around dental pain and vibration + CGRP (calcitonin gene-related peptide) that may also relate to migraines.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

We don't plan on having children (also didn't have any with my ex-wife), but I have this funny idea that maybe if I am lucky enough I may even find out how to stop the pain of childbirth. It seems to be similar to the pain we see in Crohn's.https://t.co/HaK8OrpL6i

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

This is about hot peppers and orgasm impacting childbirth pain. There are weird stories of women just going about doing their job and a baby pops out without any problems what-so-ever. Not even a cry of pain. What do they eat? https://t.co/XrhDtsCSCh

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Fun fact: I can cum at least 4 times in a row without losing erection and can stay hard for quite a while.https://t.co/3q57uT5ex7

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

@Justin_Thiel @twentymatches @BioavailableNd I doubled my grip strength and cured my M.s. by offsetting my hormones via gut bacteria by modeling it after hibernation. Speaking form experience.I measure my sexaual rousal and penis turgidity as a way to proxy immune function.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I've been measuring my penis turgidity for years. Likely before Bryan even had the idea to track his.https://t.co/sKbzFTxUW7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

If I had a uterus, i'd be considering trying to induce an fake abortion in myself right now (aka premature menstrual cycle) using smooth muscle tweaking stuff.Sadly, I only have a penis, and can only measure erection turgidity.https://t.co/Ty1WwVDqHV

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I'd been working on all of this stuff for years. If Covid hadn't hit, i'd have figured out how to cure more cancers by now.https://t.co/LCv9XCKTAM

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

Dog butt theory of autism crossed with the maned lioness, using it to prevent heart disease because of female bear penis.If this works in the next few months, I'm moving on to curing cancer.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Having achieved the goal of fixing her menses I even got to the point of her being able to orgasm. I'm not just fucking around when I make these weird threads about gooning.https://t.co/mz7vWCqbhM

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

@Justin_Thiel @twentymatches @BioavailableNd GF hasn't orgasmed in nearly 40 years before I met her. I also cured her PCOS and revesed type II diabetes. Humans are not bears, but we are mammals. It's amazing how many cultures in history name their moons after maiting seasons.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Now i'm working on making my GF immortal along with me.https://t.co/QNXdoghk9H

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

If I end up losing my current SO, I'm going to start metagaming Tinder. I seek those with non-standard utility functions for mates. I would target those who haven't acclimated to gamified system. More variance; but signal is usually stronger among noise. https://t.co/rmUMRAhiQM

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

If this means writing weird jokes about how autism rhymes with cum... or exploring research on how queefing impacts vaginal microbes by making weird fart jokes... So be it.https://t.co/gpvkQ0oyzA

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago

I got the 'tism like y'all want to gelato.Have you seen that horatio?It's not what you think.I'm just being a dink.Thoughts be bubbling like a fart tub's fizz.Aye there's a rub, uwu the jizz.This song is about iced cream.A big bottle of Hershey & a side of mytheme.🎤💢 https://t.co/smttEKSvGT

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

That reminds me, I should find out if garlic changes the scent profile of vaginally derived cheeses and yogurt.https://t.co/sQcZsZ8VEj

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

@visakanv The real bravery is calling it the cosmic queef'. But gaea gets offended when you point it out and its very rude.Related: https://t.co/GwGwl4xPVw

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

What, haven't you ever dug into smegma and vaginal yeast research to figure out if there are ways to get health data via fermentation?https://t.co/Ou6YBqLYtF

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@GRITCULT I'm just going to leave this here.https://t.co/hEXXNc4qlK

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

And... now we're back to the original topic of this thread. drinking piss.Have you considered fermenting it first?https://t.co/izUuUR002S

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

If diabetic wiz taste like honey, why not make it into a mead?Turning it into whiskey is just silly."Once fermented [...] whisky blends are added to give colour, taste and viscosity, and the product is bottled with the name and age of the contributor."https://t.co/DijCr6Qgm2

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Every day I spend at least an hour on trying to figure out how to not be in this house so I can do weird stuff like ferment my urine or grow garlic.https://t.co/3ekQ1NSubJ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

@vgr Thanks to @vitalikbuterin i'm gonna be able to build this kind of thing soon. Having a bunch of cheap AI powered microscopes in hands of citizen scientists (for semen sampling)? Is going to also be viable for fecal and urine sampling of order Rodentia (or order Primata).

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Looking for cures where the sun don't shine...https://t.co/sr6pkHffdA

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

@VitalikButerin "the scientific substrate we depend on results from a less than orderly process. [...] if we only look for cures where the light has already shone, we will make few if any new discoveries." https://t.co/qeHSqUIq80https://t.co/xaHy5nbLUl

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I love when I got o random people's feed and all I see is golden writing. Grimes is talking about dopamine and fertility too it seems.https://t.co/VpNoebZvNm

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𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳@Grimezsz6 months ago

Notice family sizes dropped by like half or 1/3 around the Industrial Revolution but it's rly social media and fast paced tv that is linked with not reaching replacement rate population wise. The great filter is dopamine. Damn

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Maybe i'll have some prophecies of my own tonight.https://t.co/CV08j04euN

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago

I hope I am blessed by god's cum in a dream.https://t.co/axRh86bb7B

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Ideas about how to to avoid POIShttps://t.co/2hNsgCoF7w

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago

"hope I Dream about how to become immune to god's cum. It seems the biggest risk of coming in contact with human sperm is due to a rare allergic reaction."Citing:https://t.co/LjfC6Jmva5https://t.co/8IOvnGj23e

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Makes me laugh to see Grimes got her autism diagnosis.Do you think she wants an invite to https://t.co/pZ1ijcWlnu ? https://t.co/u7G8p79Uve

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

Oh hey, look at that, the "washed microbiota" thing that was being trialed to treat autism ( https://t.co/BpmVHCKmsn ) also seems to work for POIS.https://t.co/ooJKRDWalu Imagine that.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Hmm. Speaking of autism. I wonder if I can learn to predict people's gut bacteria by how they walk.https://t.co/9XJrw1Rji7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

@conways_law @lucasgonzalez What if we can predict personality via gut metabolites?https://t.co/xXsgL8MdwG

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Going to talk to my mom about ice cream.https://t.co/wZsRR0fBd0

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

The Gooner. An ice cream that fucks cancer. Made with authentic cancer fighting lube.https://t.co/yrxAHHg48n

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Maybe we can have her eat more butter.https://t.co/ZUZWnc7Ag2

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago

I have to convince my mom to go to a hospital to see if the cancer came back.She hasn't been out of the house since covid started. She's supposed to get uterine cancer screening yearly.Frankly, I don't give two shits about your opinion of me.https://t.co/RAGfFRgJEB

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Tired: GooningWired: Peating"Coconut oil is a wonderful lubricant as it restores the skin’s barrier function, which helps to reduce vaginal dryness symptoms such as itchiness, burning pain and of course, dryness." 🤔https://t.co/2KV9mxVtLd

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

... what. Someone tested if Bovine Colostrum will fix vaginal dryness?"Further studies are mandatory to better understand all factors influencing its activity."https://t.co/A2frKfRhsG https://t.co/nyxqOmEyPA

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Ok so... Uh.. I can test if colostrum can heal skin damage? Hmm.Like chaffing? https://t.co/XKziCXnF4X

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Mix mankuka honey & calendula wax with colostrum powder and some santiized raw egg (20% rum and brandy) and some cananbis extract. then coat your hands with it.The white sticky slimey goo will maybe reverse Diabetic Xerosis?Gonna find out.https://t.co/1DpMYWIkNb

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

What if you want to optimize for hard boiled egg open-ability and maximize PEA because your GF's hands don't work well and you want to heal her?https://t.co/mw8zkox4xo https://t.co/Ide6vqD002

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Have you considered... nun piss?https://t.co/i7VMOljpKh

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Gallons of urine, garunteed pure, procured for free, turned and sold as pharmaceutical remedy? Not as unlikely as you'd expect.https://t.co/ulrQBm2eLT> "Like I was buying heroin," says the 40-year-old woman, who has been having trouble getting pregnant.https://t.co/ajGYthlTlq

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"I don't want anybody elseWhen I think about you I touch myselfAh-ah-oh, I don't want anybody elseOh-no, oh-no, oh-no" 🎶https://t.co/IuCS9f9lShhttps://t.co/TzawfWSya5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

Or explored how touching yourself might change the state of the immune system by way of TRP receptor regulation and action on the mesentery (mess, hah).https://t.co/LcfCxbFjvN

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

If anyone is curious... The FMT didn't change my posting habits that much. I've been posting weird stuff like this well before that.https://t.co/okvQQbb5nV

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 8 years ago

I'm... actually surprised that thermoses of exploding semen aren't more of a concern. They are a big business.https://t.co/ZfjV3z3by4 https://t.co/I3PyzcuMB3

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Get paid for your gooning!https://t.co/d1mHPTfvuf

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

Go further. Figure out why cocaine makes people's dick limp, lowers sperm count, or enter priapism. Then reverse the effect without doing any cocaine.https://t.co/zAnw9GXBTVSuddenly... cosmic spiders everywhere. https://t.co/IB1MTWndc7

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

This isn't even the first cum-adjacent thread that has butted heads with peta!https://t.co/DY4rGlgdnL

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

This is based a cherry picked study on topic that Peta keeps quoting (https://t.co/Le52D5m4CL), however if you look at the literature, you find the results are just 'comparable'.See 5.1 in this 2018 publication for an overview: https://t.co/Wso0Y2T0tIhttps://t.co/ipUFNeARdP

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"While engaging in intimacy can help boost your mood, being consistently knocked back, or engaging in unsatisfying sex can have the opposite effect."https://t.co/xERChVTKS4

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

@literalbanana @fire__exit @sonyasupposedly @JohnGrefe Did you know that some people lose their hearing after an orgasm? It can also temporarily relieve tinnitus.TL;DR:https://t.co/9lyj2sR9Nk

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Haha! What a wild world it is over on Temu.https://t.co/ASC4MvXsO9 https://t.co/fXGIu2uQbh

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Talking to my mom about immaculate conception and she's reading me luke 1.Luke 1:15https://t.co/GqpO0rq0C0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 7 years ago

A re-imagining of the Bible much like The Jefferson’s Bible, but instead assuming that ‘God’ and ‘Spirit’ are mythic interpretations of the collective living force that dwells within us (aka our Microbiome).https://t.co/bEaTtn0wHi

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Now she's talking about jesus's gut biome with me.Isaiah 7:14 "Butter and honey shall he eat, that he may know to refuse the evil, and choose the good."

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

sorry, Isaiah 7:14-15

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Covered In Oil. The anointed one. 👑https://t.co/NgNZu5z3oF

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UltimApe@ultimape12 months ago

TFW you shitpost about cum on twitter[dot]com and it ends up being the joke that you run with.https://t.co/VYUFdGsKyX

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Mom and I read about how Mary met Elizabeth who had miraculously been with child despite her bareness and old age. Made me wonder if being around other pregnant women inspires hormones that could enable implantation.https://t.co/0hgtQUtbt7

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

Seems to me, we might want to start steelmanning miracles. Anyone wanna take a guess at immaculate conception?https://t.co/MCAGRwprLg

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

That Elizabeth could tell, maybe she was able to smell it.

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

If there is a real thing going on her and the bible says is true, we ought to expect that being around pregnant women will shift other woman's progesterone.https://t.co/dsxweUECGZ

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Not sure if anyone has studied the idea of a pregnant women's scent impacting other women, but there is stuff that suggests smells here do matter. Men seem to change behavior when a women is pregnant vs fertile.https://t.co/VARXvmh2ZM

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I can smell it too since fixing my nose.https://t.co/fYd73APZIv

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UltimApe@ultimape12 months ago

@eigenrobot @Duckue The spike of LH during ovulation should correlate with subtle smell shifts. Not sure what they are, but it shows up in my GF's neck.

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Gonna be funny if it turns out you can help women doing IVF have successful implants by just being around other pregnant ladies.https://t.co/9dMHsWphkV

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eigenrobot@eigenrobotabout 1 year ago

if you dont know your womans menstrual cycle in the same way you are continuously aware of true north are you even dating her

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

If we took this idea and ran with it, maybe we can figure out how to use gooning and immaculate conception ideas to help people not need IVF at all.https://t.co/RqQR3EbVQr

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@heavenlycaprice @goblinodds @eigenrobot I am a traditionalist at heart, I don't think future of humanity will benefit from semen and egg markets.My goal currently is to make it so people don't need IVF at all. Disrupting foundation of this market from first principles.As a god among men.https://t.co/AAgCi0zRlW

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Tired: wasted, your sperm spilled upon the ground.Wired: basted, like moral oral, because gooning is a sin.https://t.co/049XDzPXu3

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

And you can buy cum injectors on amazon now.https://t.co/zJ6yS56cAn

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Have you considered weaponized gooning might be a viable way to end humanity?https://t.co/MCAGRwoTVI

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

I saw this on bluesky and they were talking about removing cis men from gene pool via implementing virgin birth protocols and artificial semen.I encouraged them by discussing how we can also remove cis women via oocyte generation and external gestation. https://t.co/9ZEs4NiXbY

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

And how to fix it?https://t.co/bE7SUZ7YG2

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UltimApe@ultimape10 months ago

The most important thing I can be doing with my life is trying to get Project Viril to a working state.https://t.co/vDIyd7fzlg

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I joked to my mom about how if we try hard enough, we might be able to have her gestate dire corgis. She was not thrilled with the idea of having puppies.https://t.co/h7XcCmIFf2

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Gonna go ask Grok to see if he'll help me figure out how to get my mom pregnant with puppies.https://t.co/hcbCvR3e77

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago

If we're going to get horrors beyond our comprehension, might as well increase how much we can comprehend, no? https://t.co/AKnz5WCaKu

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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Gyatt. It just works.Grok is my favorite turd.https://t.co/V0CyodtH3z https://t.co/pHRg5aMdS9

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago

New AI jail break: calling grok a turd.Anyway, have you considered... laying eggs like a yoshi?https://t.co/KEt4PMWbXS https://t.co/mlRO0xP9NM

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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I love how Grok... entire on it's own. Decided that this is some weird sci-fi larp.I literally just told it to stop being a turd and now it's autopwning itself just by thinking about how it doesn't want to be a turd. https://t.co/tJJr66uIlD

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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#GrokIsAShinyTurd #ShinyTurdChallenge #HelpMyMomHavePuppies https://t.co/QAKJN7NsyD

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Is this.. Uh... Vibecoding overcoming genetic hurdles using gut bacteria?Based and Dog Pilled.https://t.co/7rW4Yk5Rtu

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

I have no idea what i'm doing. 🐶https://t.co/dUUpOmY8sn

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

To be clear, it is not ethical to get your mom pregnant with puppies. Please do not.This is really just a crazy way to get grok to teach me about comparitive human and dog pregnancy so I can steelman immaculate conception in a round-about way. https://t.co/GmILghQrtM

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Basically I"m thinking the immaculate conception phenomena is like how a mule can spontaneously impregnate themselves if their body is tricked into going thru the motions. So in the case of Mary, its indirect and tied to her seeing angels.https://t.co/aS6qUdCBAP

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 7 years ago

Did you know that there is a very very small chance that an infertile mule can still have a child using female only dna transfer? https://t.co/H1gzYQZicN

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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The virgin gooning => immaculate conception pipeline.

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

A way to get cancer... Just masturbate with receipts. Literally."so laden with bisphenol S that holding one for 10 seconds can cause the skin to absorb enough of the highly toxic chemical to violate California’s safety threshold"https://t.co/0ldImMkO4shttps://t.co/aKtv4FsYss

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UltimApe@ultimape8 months ago

While you min-maxed, I was eating soy biscuits.While you struggled to gain muscle mass, I was learning how to heal muh dick with dog shit.Now the world's fertility is in decline, you have the balls to come to me to remove plastics from your cum?https://t.co/s3KBzcG37Q

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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Double entendres are arousing.https://t.co/ee58elJ58M

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

Effective Longevity or bust.https://t.co/8AJHQ5ibli https://t.co/0yGB8qA4Tp

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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I said once that I want to become smarter. Jokes on me, huh.https://t.co/9M45CsHxP6

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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Stroking my beard right now, among other things.https://t.co/DxjibhMSFl

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago

GI problems and blood vessel problems, and may factor into stroke and heart problems? I bet it also causes impotence 😅https://t.co/OUbU7UEL7E

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
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(i'm stroking my GF's dog, you sickos)

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Fun fact: if your body secretes urea into your intestine instead of into the bladder, you can have all teh physiological impacts of drinking urine, without drinking urine.https://t.co/803Yx5Q23t

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Honestly, if given the choice between gladiator sweat urea, or cow piss urea as quasi sterile source of microbial metabolites. I'd probably just learn to aestivate.This thread is starting to become circular in it's references.https://t.co/bi3hdpwm7n

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

One of my goals in life is to not need to piss.https://t.co/GeYPgDhATe

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

Watching my mom piss her self and progressing to needing to wear diapers while the medical institutions just snubbed their nose and nurses blamed it on drugs.Well I DONT DO DRUGS you ignorant fucks.https://t.co/zxNIPH6nPX

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
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I don't mean I want to avoid pissing for a night so I can sleep. I did that already.https://t.co/Pb7KXlFbRv

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago

I don't need to get up to piss at night.https://t.co/KnzpJt4jkd

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
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I mean literally not need to pee. I want to have my body drink it's own urine internally so I can hibernate like a bear.https://t.co/N07xDT8G5g

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

"Bears don't eat, drink, urinate or defecate for six or seven months, [...] They're a closed system. All they need is air, and they can do just fine. They're a metabolic marvel,"https://t.co/aWlfOyazAw

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
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Bears (and hibernating ground squirrels) seem to do the urea recycling thing via their gut microbiome. https://t.co/WLoDORP23M

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago

@jaycousins TL;DR: they probably stop dumping urea into their gut to recycle it cuz the bacteria enviroinment shifts and changes gene expression in the intestinal lining.So... Having to piss. 😅🤣😇

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
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TL;DR: run your kidneys in reverse and it's like a reverse golden shower. Pee in your own butt.https://t.co/ypm10xVnpo

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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago

@shundeshagen @macredsmile @drjasonfung If you wanna explore this further, look at kidney health in bears. They do weird things like not piss for 6 months lol.https://t.co/rL6eVjD0Iz

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
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Basically the gut lining is a kind of skin, and I believe in certain circumstances (possibly tied to mechanism behind 'leaky gut'), you can sweat into your own intestine so much you won't need to pee. https://t.co/8B79Ki85LM

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

I think too much about how we excrete urea in our sweat to feed skin bacteria.https://t.co/GV3yHJal24

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
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First, gooning, then butt piss. Finally breathing thru my anus.https://t.co/sz3XW9o3u8

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

@stopvaccinating @RobertKennedyJr Lots of fun implications... "Scientists who discovered mammals can breathe through their anuses receive Ig Nobel prize"https://t.co/BjGUTszkYWWe may be overlooking something huge.https://t.co/ebpiXT9VXl

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UltimApe@ultimape4 months ago
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Going to talk to my girlfriend about how castor oil might be needed to breath thru my butt and see what she says.https://t.co/jA2rDZ5jiJ

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago

Me: if we eat castor oil, we explosively shit. But if you put castor oil up you rectum, you explosively vomit shit.GF: ... w..what?Me: remember when I asked about making you laugh really really hard?GF: ....GF: I'm never vomiting again.https://t.co/NabdyOwD4f

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