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Ok, Honey soaked urea pellet laced gorilla biscuits, fermented overnight in Jagermeister and kefir. https://t.co/hYTQcjNSkK

inb4 urophagia "works" because it emulates the effects of fasting on urea and is equivalent to a fast-mimicking drug. https://t.co/rte7F5vewa

Time to steelman piss drinking.I wonder how much aromatase shows up in pregnant cow urine.https://t.co/laoRaj6ftC

Muh awe-tism.> "Male autism spectrum disorder is linked to brain aromatase disruption by prenatal BPA in multimodal investigations and 10HDA ameliorates the related mouse phenotype" https://t.co/4P58eASXM6

I will drink fake urine for science.https://t.co/6hMHlAbhDn

This isn't even my final form. I already know what herbs I need to add to the mix to optimize my balls to grow.https://t.co/WhS7VrYT37

@CTZN5 @The_Lagrangian @riyenakshi I used some herbs that prevent estrogen from being metabolized, which seemed to down-regulate aromatase. I also boosted my cholesterol production. It seems if you don't have enough raw cholesterol, your body prefers estrogen over testosterone. Huge immune system implications.

Do you even predict insect gut microbiota?https://t.co/mUOhh4Y8h2

Joke about outcomes you want.https://t.co/CcoHnitLFk

If cytochrome P450 enzymes impact "changing androgens to estrogens", could the impact of aromatase inhibiting compounds (like chrysin found in honey) have enhanced response in some people with variations in CYP450 genes? https://t.co/74hIFKs1AEhttps://t.co/vPuzG6PDL3

"A beating heart of stoneYou gotta be so coldTo make it in this worldYeah, you're a naturalLiving your life cutthroatYou gotta be so coldYeah, you're a natural" 🎶https://t.co/p3uFMrwicthttps://t.co/jOHdd5ZQIx

Oh wow, is this my Little brother is a beast? He clocked in at the same grip as me IIRC.https://t.co/Mjlf57DWN8

I will have to ask my brother if he oddly yellow piss.https://t.co/aL40DF6NnL

@eigenrobot @duckinfantry I'm trying to figure out how to get gut bacteria in my stomach to unlock the nitrong in urea (from fat) and transform it into protien. This is something that hibernating animals do. My instinct here is that nitrogen being useful depends on stuff like this going on to work well.

I accidentally words.I should accidentally some salt in this mix to promote bile production in the process.https://t.co/ccJWL3kUVL

How we define things matters: Weird diet meant to help with high blood pressure seems to impact Gout.But I'm just being salty again?"hypothesized that reducing sodium intake would lower UA levels""we found that higher sodium intake decreased serum UA"https://t.co/YV8uYShjr4

Have you tried to cure type 2 diabetes by figuring out how to absorb uric acid from the blood and turn it into protein?https://t.co/MT6wmbPyxf

What if... hear me out... What if we recreate the ancient recipe for golden syrup using synthetic chemicals derived from Haber–Bosch related chemistry, but instead fix the nitrogen in our gut? https://t.co/NLlAjU64Kt

Wronger rhymes with stronger.https://t.co/RQzkYc8B12

I love science, in fact that's my favorite fetish.https://t.co/jXTISvVxD7

"Snow White fell with a single biteTransformations happen in the dead of nightIn this Disney mythos I confideFairy tales and science side by side"https://t.co/c8n1VkTCS3

Steelmanning the golden syrup of immortality.https://t.co/oZphy1ViVd

"I've got a fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit meOh That shit makes me bat shit crazyWe've got no fear, no doubt, all in balls out"https://t.co/kezfLahgdWhttps://t.co/cTefskznKF

Lots of ideas of being bitten and poison in Lada Gaga's Latest album. Stuff about clubs, one night stands and romance gone wrong.> "Originating from Mesopotamia, in its roots it stands for ”I create as I speak”" https://t.co/cYkwY7Nllb

But I hear something else. Drinking the pain away. Trying to find relief from it.And on cue, my GF says to me "she has fibromyalgia like your mom".https://t.co/reA57ZlCBs

> "There’s no cure for fibromyalgia, leading people to turn to alternative treatments like marijuana (which could have been the case for Gaga) to relieve pain."https://t.co/QMLVG4Z5LShttps://t.co/4RrKiwcIQk

@hubermanlab @pmarca @bryan_johnson Now we're in a situation where to help my mom's autoimmune disorder and chronic pain, she's going to need to literally eat shit, cuz she can't legally get cananbis despite eligible for a green card. She'd need to become literally homeless for the latter.https://t.co/4N6tsXTiiP

I want my mom to sing again, to be able to play music.If learning about piss drinking and gooning is going to let me do that, then I will do that.https://t.co/XmAMQHs0Hc

God I don't want to have this convo with my mom 😭"Not only does sex strengthen an intimate relationship, but sexual activity boosts endorphins. Those are the body's natural opioids that help decrease pain and increase well-being"https://t.co/gGZmPq0SqXhttps://t.co/n17E3iB7RA

"The microbial composition of your gut is connected to the hormones that influence physical pleasure during sexual intimacy, as well as the neurotransmitters that make you feel revved up about your partner."https://t.co/qaPvyAz6CEhttps://t.co/MP8RRV6zwU

So basally Kellogg correctly observed that masturbation relieves pain, and then blamed pain for driving excessive masturbation.I see nothing directly wrong in his reasoning or observations, only that he's framing it as a moral failure and a vice and not just basic biology. https://t.co/4ltlsmNBC7


Whelp.In only a few short hours I now have in-roads into the weirdest way I could possibly research gooning.Thanks Science Banana!https://t.co/GAhpbzk7uE https://t.co/UBtlThTVCX


Jack Parsons was just very serious about his gooning?https://t.co/HmKlGPGqSf

I love wrangling nouns.Oh look, this one is something I may actually have some background on! https://t.co/wcG5RL0arK https://t.co/Hfl9BsyY5L


Oh! OH! and both gut bacteria and uric acid is involved in this space!Tired: Night EmissionWired: Awakenings, staring Robin Williams.Inspired: L-Dopa can make people try to eat their own fingers off and masturbate until they are raw.https://t.co/C2AcLVfmnL https://t.co/etGTzxQYh6


Neuron Activated.> "In terms of erectile function, dopamine has been shown to play a significant role. The neurotransmitter is involved in the process of achieving and maintaining an erection by influencing blood flow"https://t.co/hxkXMTLn0jhttps://t.co/BbOWKNSx9y

@bryan_johnson FYI, I was always transparent about taking [Dog Shit]. When I first started talking about my [Dog Shit] protocol, I explicitly mentioned I was taking [Dog Shit] (YouTube: “Dogshit N-of-1 (Taste Test?!), July 2022 [1]).[1] https://t.co/xTLxeDi5kThttps://t.co/BlmX2McJqw

Porn addiction is a problem with dopamine signaling?https://t.co/ziuRbIYhdO

Ah, that makes sense. The Lack of extreme horny, the loss of extreme hunger are both a consequence of the FMT fixing my gut's dopamine production and regulation. https://t.co/BBAXIYWGWn

Yeah, that's right, I am addicted to learning. Absolutely horny for ideas. https://t.co/x5rJySCeGF

I have a theory that micro-perturbations in penis turgidity could be monitored as a way to measure arousal from interesting ideas (and it should correlate with eye's dilating).https://t.co/LM4JCGht3C

> AnticipatingPain relief.https://t.co/QNhwpADxxx

Idea: act of stretching certain tissues induces oxytocin and downstream effects of it may be rooted in why sex can reduce certain kinds of pain temporarily. Coincides with temporary deafnesss post-orgasm. Indirectly also massage. https://t.co/9vyvCiBQLEhttps://t.co/wyKBWjWgkF

Fun fact: I used this chain of reasoning to conclude that Dopamine problems tied to PCOS symptoms could also be addressed by gut bacteria shifts thru fermented foods. https://t.co/ju0lwtRMoJ


R(age) related disease. => Tyrosine please.https://t.co/19edaxUA4dYou can learn fun things by studying erectile tissue and how the body controls it.https://t.co/9DDMd6l5kK

@bryan_johnson The receptor that responds to Advanced Glycation Endproducts ("RAGE") is fun here.https://t.co/7A77lCePJSGiven I cured my IBD with gut bacteria, ties between RAGE & age related inflammatory disorders probably also mitigated by gut health.https://t.co/PE1lYQt04J

Ok, so you know how Twitch streamers will put their blood pressure on screen using a real-time API?What about a realtime butt-pucker meter and an erectile tissue arousal meter?Press 1 if sus.https://t.co/Cz6wsLSEAc

Horny Jail is in your mind.Transcend your wordly desires.Be in control of your body."This paper will review the psychological effects of the practice of meditation, the role of neurotransmitters, and studies using EEG and fMRI."https://t.co/kzqCZLSVwMhttps://t.co/rDnDX9yGZW https://t.co/ps3tHHjLDy


*farts*> "According to a small comparative study, published in General Psychiatry, prolonged and consistent deep meditation may regulate the gut microbiome, which has the potential to improve physical and mental health." [2023]https://t.co/XRzuvp3cN0https://t.co/X0VTvPmdH1

Tired: Talk therapyWired: MedicationInspired: Meditation to calm your gut microbes, and eating bacteria waste as a prebiotic.Hired: Realizing all the norms around handling mental disease in western society occurred after the 1870s, co-occurring with the germ theory of disease. https://t.co/61begB6biP

I found a supposed record for the longest goon sesh. > "Sato, who lives in Japan and worked at a sex toy manufacturer called Tenga, took part in the ninth annual masturbate-a-thon."https://t.co/WdrCra1ocJDo you think I can, uh, beat it?https://t.co/jOHdd5ZiSZ https://t.co/PNks6duju0


Oh look, another thing I found that is tied to a @MoistCr1TiKaL video.What is happening?https://t.co/A8ABAAsMQb

It's amazing how many Streamers and Youtubers try to hock Gamer Supps. It seems Moisty there is trying to sell Goof Juice.Makes me think I should look into getting one of their cups and turn it into DIY fleslight.https://t.co/lsMEUwRpWG

Fun fact. The "device useful for collection of sperm from human males, preferably in a discreet, camouflaged manner" patent expired in 2017.So while you probably can't call it a fleshlight due to trademark/brand concerns, you can build one like it.https://t.co/sRmyRYZ1ld https://t.co/Ep1DPK9x19


... Why does it cost almost $200 to get a Filian branded G-supp cup? Gawrsh. https://t.co/uGw1PXumhg

I found a bunch of stainless steel mixxer cups at TJ-Maxx recently. It occurred to me that I could use a laser etcher to just put bootleg anime art on them.Much easier to sterilize stainless steel without risking microplastics.https://t.co/XKOVEVvdDi https://t.co/H8pFGxWREP


I would buy gamer supps if they didn't have Erythritrol and Sucralose. They've even got L-Tyrosine!https://t.co/PVfkx7s4wj

Ok, Thanks to @uwutoowo1 being sponsered by Gamersupps. I now know that I could probably get their "anime thighs" drink and be happy. The only reason I don't buy it is the fake sugar.https://t.co/4w5YljP9wUThat B12 tho.https://t.co/xz8tx8e1BQ https://t.co/NwxbOksuQn


Non-caloric sweeteners are sketchy af.> "There is a need for randomized controlled trials using a standardized protocol for analysis, to formulate a clear message in terms of male fertility." https://t.co/cQXgBCA6nVBut hey, at least its not mannitol🤯https://t.co/Pw028m3beP

The association i'm making is probably spurious, but in my mind it fits. Alcohol addiction and Sex addiction seem to be tied to similar reward pathways."I know you're hungry, ready to biteI wanna watch you turn tonightI wanna feel the beast inside" 🎶https://t.co/v21Ijrv3jB

The idea of going again with the "dog that bit you" may be an (unintentional) allusion to "the hair of the dog taht bit you" -> A method to stop a hangover (of a 'love drug'?) by drinking more alcohol. https://t.co/QL83EDTBVN

Some might call this a Rebound..."I'd wanna hold you just for a whileAnd die with a smileIf the world was endingI'd wanna be next to you"🎶https://t.co/ChPMtEAvlK https://t.co/zbc2MrFtiZ


So, you drink alcohol to reduce some kind of inflammatory pain... ala Protein Tyrosine Phosphatase Stimulation.https://t.co/zlNckxCuCL

And in the short term some cytokines help recover from the brain shrinking problems by counteracting that effect.https://t.co/4ux0Ze6MrU

So stuff that prevents it from getting excessive seem to help.https://t.co/Q2NdyAiHXShttps://t.co/TcrfdbrK8A

But after a while you get depleted of tyrosine related chemistry in the liver? (implying you could maybe just get more...)https://t.co/KPQNmy9gA1

So targeting these both might be a way to fix alcohol dependance.https://t.co/STU7YgzNji

And so by assocation these cytokines may be responsible for white matter growth we see after alcohol withdrawal.https://t.co/HTYiElekPT

This is weirdly similar to my older research exploring alochol and SSRI weirdness. https://t.co/WJgkLkY0la

Hmm. Could it be that being low on tryosine somehow impairs the body from making Oxytocin?> "Oxytocin is a peptide of only nine amino acids: the sequence is Cysteine–Tyrosine–Isoleucine–Glutamine–Asparagine–Cysteine–Proline–Leucine–Glycineamide" https://t.co/7VqznyUUPd

> "Oxytocin alleviates liver fibrosis via hepatic macrophages" [JUN 2024]https://t.co/LISeVMbFrDA clue!https://t.co/zrux0hpM7G

@Mikehhatson @Scarlet_Sash "The precise mechanism for relieving cirrhosis via gut microbial modulation has not been identified. This paper summarizes the role and effects of the gut microbiome in cirrhosis based on experimental and clinical studies" https://t.co/V3f7unIuZDhttps://t.co/ZgzqmHazpJ

Ooh, good catch, cystine being an oxytocin component suggests it might be further impaired as alcohol addiction progresses as it can lead to poor bile processes (impacting cystine/glycine/taurine + glutathione) function thru impaired liver. https://t.co/YoZDuh0HVI

Some random thoughts: Could sleep help with alcohol withdrawal?Maybe addressing the sleep disturbances would help."Treatment of Sleep Disturbance in Alcohol Recovery: A National Survey of Addiction Medicine Physicians"https://t.co/lGxEbPnEc9https://t.co/GbVAPdmnwY

@headgameus @bookshy @alexeyguzey I can't find an answer in the science publications. Just more questions."Despite the close relationship between cytokine activity, gut microbiome activity and sleep, only a handful of studies have examined sleep and gut-microbiome composition. " https://t.co/M4zhJTjPmk

Taurine should help regulate gut more directly. Seems it helps in rats"restores the exploratory behavior following alcohol withdrawal and decreases BDNF mRNA expression in the frontal cortex of chronic alcohol-treated rats" https://t.co/Bs4iMOYAs9https://t.co/uGS4BCEkrH

@HTHRFLWRS Taruine in energy drinks helps boost bile acid which is transformed thru gut bacteria into immune active peptides that help avoid cytokine over production & facilitates serotonin /dopamine regulation. Cytokines drive the same process as how dynorphin triggers visions.

As those two cytokines pleiotrophin (PTN) and midkine (MK) are important, could there be a feedback loop where gut bacteria either drive, deplete or help build those cytokines?https://t.co/OsMPGiOKt9

"Microbes may be recognized by host immune cells, resulting in systemic cytokine release. Or in some cases, "the bugs make drugs," such that bioactive compounds are secreted by microbes, absorbed into circulation and directly alter lung function." https://t.co/PrkXQJCrSi

Its fascinating to me to think that with the right gut environment, we might be able to fully neutralize the downfall into alcohol addiction. Maybe even using the dog that bit me.https://t.co/DDFEtFZ3e4

I've been experimenting lately to see if I can harbor acetate making microbes in my gut. Neutralizing small amounts of alcohol & turning it into acetate & eventually butryate should super-power my gut health. Butryate producers need lactate as well. https://t.co/cNUkQscgWg

Hello new viewers, welcome to the sesh.In today's crazy ramblings I'm figuring out how to avoid addiction to alcohol as a proxy model of how to use diet to prevent Gooning.We ball'n today. Going absolutely nuts. Nay, hog wild even.https://t.co/jKYJDhRghS

Remember when I figured out how to modulate GLP-1 via gut bacteria to get my GF off of metformin/ozempic and it ended up working?Sure is a mystery.https://t.co/8ezdNfeGmQ

Whelp.> "highlight that activation of GLP-1R, specifically those in the NTS, reduces sexual interaction behaviors in sexually naïve male mice and further provide a link between NTS-GLP-1R activation and reward-related behaviors." https://t.co/kQFVW6YAEe


Hibernation related changes in gut health modulate GLP-1 signaling and as a result we see shifts in horniness of bears that is timed with seasonal shifts associated with gestating over winter.https://t.co/BSMJsJ4aOZ

Science: We have no idea how all of this works.Me: I'm exploring the dietary habits of gay bears and how changes in food availability and environmental factors lead to large scale behavioral changes driven by a feedback loop between genes, brain and gut.https://t.co/QYjlhxUymX https://t.co/p1dSB9UQlO


It makes sense that mammalian reflexes around sex and appetite would be modulated based on seasonal changes in gut bacteria driven by food availability. But instead the blind scientists just think the gay bears are deviant.https://t.co/AJmhUuhbOH

We rethought serotonin signaling once. From "turning mice gay" to "this is just aggression & dominance behavior playing out". Just take it a step further."more mice will [be tortured] before scientists figure out exactly what role serotonin plays." https://t.co/fRh9F4Jq6t

Yes, thats right, this is all about hibernation. I tricked you. I'm not actually researching gooning, I'm trying to figure out what kind of nutrients I need my body to produce during extended fasting too keep microbes alive.https://t.co/1UAIgAQYBY

@fire__exit What you need is to find a female bear with only a minor psudopenis and eat their feces shortly before their hibernation, and only if your immune system is doing well enough that you don't lose your eyesight or ability to walk. It seems unwise in any case.https://t.co/yBRBKsQa8G

Do bears fuck in the woods?https://t.co/owWf4O4SoC

Is this song about anticipating orgasm? Meta-Edging?"Knew he was a killer first time that I saw himWonder how many girls he had loved and left hauntedBut if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantomHoldin' him for ransom" 🎶https://t.co/ccbqXhRxyl

"I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I've had a couple drinks and... oh my God! [...]Last nightDamn, you were in my sex dreamsDoing really nasty thingsDamn, you were in my sex dreams" 🎶 😜https://t.co/YpJqTvEY6c

I have so many weird ideas encoded in songs about disease.https://t.co/WkpAdPJ0Lc

Oh that's right, my Sonic Mind Palace...https://t.co/3IyffQfYnF

"I think I want to put a ring on it." 🎶 https://t.co/JS7hjCpSEp https://t.co/UyK5hcBCm7


What a weird idea.Does Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder cause risk of autism?https://t.co/Mb4AhyrEcC https://t.co/Dbb544Na5s


@ekverstania Someone argued against me at one point, implying that those w/ fetal oxygen deprivation weren't autistic. Their worldview that autism is a genetic identity to be protected, not a blurry diagnostic label used to describe a set of behavior.https://t.co/j9pOMUwMVS

What the fuck. Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder is a common misdiagnosis of autism? huh.TL:DR: if you binge drink during pregnancy, doctors assume your autistic child is just alcohol brain'd without considering other options.https://t.co/n4IvvN32cA https://t.co/kcJFYxNVNf


Smol autistic sun bear son when?> "The bears exactly mimicked facial expressions they saw other bears produce during social play, copying with high precision not only the type of expression but also specific muscular movements"https://t.co/AkJgD1Xarnhttps://t.co/7KrM4R8EWb

Ok, hear me out. What if autistic bears.https://t.co/R3LbtvzkfI

What happens if my mom's uterus grows back and she gets pregnant.https://t.co/9Y6F2wlE1E

Told my mom that there is an non-zero risk that eating dog feces may reboot her metabolism to the point that her early menopause reverses itself will become fertile again.She reminded me that she had a hysterectomy.I told her "I know" and smirked.https://t.co/wzLvbFlVAI

It's funny to me to think that I could have a little brother or sister when my mom is 60+.I think it would be both a miracle and a world record.https://t.co/h9ZYRzeeRrhttps://t.co/QwaDHi5jk7

Ok, the funny thing to do would be to have someone engineer one of her cells into a sperm and artificially impregnate her, then her kid would be double-miracle (immaculate conception).I got this idea by reading about a dog that is literal cancer.https://t.co/iEC4SQ4Prf

Huh, having orgasm / intercourse around key implantation windows maybe lowers fertility.https://t.co/PRW6zU0Sm3To test this properly, we would need to have a month of women goonning as one of the control wings? 😂

We all know that alcohol aids in intercourse, but you gotta set the mood."Expressing love so sweetI'll keep you burning like a dog in heatTonight is right for love" 🎶https://t.co/IN4gxB10mE https://t.co/6v4uAvmQFx


Remember that time I was writing about how to use gut health to promote tyrosine and my account was flagged for being a bot?https://t.co/vAl9A2mcx4

> "These findings suggest that non-caloric sweeteners could affect key mechanisms in the hypothalamus responsible for appetite regulation." (h/t @Frankbernier)https://t.co/7JjHVclnvn

inb4 gooning is because of fake sugar and your sugarfree waifu cup drink is making you horny in ways you can't even. > "The physiological underpinning of libido seems to depend on androgenic actions on the paraventricular nucleus of the hypothalamus" https://t.co/Gp9mZ7ywOx

Whoa, could there actually be a biological reason why noFAP helps some people by helping the body regulate chemistry in the hypothalamus?https://t.co/4V82t1DQo0

Just say no to fake sugar.https://t.co/i32SOQFWen

I wouldn't be surprised by this in the slightest given that diet soda is often used by people with Type II diabetes and that leads to autism risk in offspringIt's probably all just gut bacteria.https://t.co/xFUzGEa844

Oh! I completely forgot that T gondii impacts dopamine signaling. That's another thing that might be fucking (hah) with our sexual drives and leading to gooning.https://t.co/I3UwcJFLcO

@Alexzawesome123 @Aella_Girl I don't write about my fetish research much, but I have explored everything I can on the topic. I love Aella's surveys because they add so much insight into the larger dynamics in humans.Parasites and dopamine changes are fascinating to me right now.https://t.co/z9fev7XI3z

The market creates appetites.https://t.co/EBp4CoPrd8

The idea that some kind of pain would drive people to have sex, and then contract a disease that impacts their immune function and leads to laziness and possibly sickness... That seems to have some basis in reality. If you lived in the middle ages.https://t.co/c2SoLrGYXk

Have you tried yogurt enemas to stop gooning? It was quite trendy in the early 1900shttps://t.co/bTjBc2YCwZ

Are you interested in... horizontal full body massage?https://t.co/Optv7MhuVD

haha, I think I might be able to get a gooning world record if I put my mind to it.https://t.co/4XApSdNe6V

I wonder if there is a nutrient of some kind that can help to prolong masturbation before it drains the electrical signaling potential of the vagus nerve.https://t.co/G4kBcnhaj0Adding a weird experiment idea to my list of "weird kinky shit you'll never get any funding for." https://t.co/SANl4DwT1J


Do you know why they put that warning about phenylalanine on sodas with aspartame because some people have a mutation (phenylketonuria) that makes them not be able to metabolize it properly? https://t.co/xT5EqY9Z99

Lots of weird stuff there.> "our results suggest the presence of distinct taxonomic groups within the gut microbiome of PKU patients, [...] Whether our findings represent an effect of the disease itself, or a consequence of the modified diet is unclear." https://t.co/x3gVUgvyJy

Useful to know about if you wanna treat your treatment resistant major depression using a gut shift like I did.https://t.co/haorqYeQL6 https://t.co/jHCUptAaMX


Back in 2018 I saw an article about using a gut microbe to treat phenylketonuria. Having the gut process phenylalanine to make more dopamine for us makes sense if you have that PKU mutation. https://t.co/x8rn1tFmWv

This is really cool. I researched Phenylketonuria as part of my exploration into autism-like conditions and it sounded scary as heck.Ever wonder why ""Phenylketonurics: Contains phenylalanine." shows up on aspartame?https://t.co/krR7MDw9Ah https://t.co/5slvFbOQSe

I'd venture a guess that people with ADHD also have weird fetishes at higher rates given oddness in their gut that I see constantly. https://t.co/cyulNqPlOE

@BLUNDERBUSSTED This sounds similar to what I would recommend focusing on nutrient wise to promote natural dopamine synthesis and elevate natural anandamide production. The Guanafacine probably can be compensated for if the body heals the rest of the gut.https://t.co/j8hU4cOZS5

Fun fact: I no longer feel the need to be bitten since my gut shift. The way that I experience pain completely shifted. I no longer need to boost ananadmide thru suffering to feel better. https://t.co/NgOstPww3s

One of the... uh... interesting side effects of experimenting with cannabis with my GF will be seeing if it changes her horny / arousal levels out of sync with her hormone shifts tied to menses.https://t.co/tKSTPFaxyA

Imagine looking at your mom and being so horny that you start dreaming about her and then create an entirely biased fictionalized world model about repressed memories because you are ashamed... But its just the cocaine. https://t.co/XCCdakiTve

Imagining Freud taking Cocaine all the time and developing weird problems like Priapism or Erectile Dysfunction... Then psychologizing it all under some half-baked theories about getting horny around his mum and not understanding urolagnia kinks.https://t.co/uip4dOYUJB

If I met Freud, I'd tell him to go fuck his mom.https://t.co/08qlFlfyO1

Grant us each day our daily based, and forgive us for our cringe, as we forgive others. And lead us not into simping, but deliver us from horny jail. For thine is the platform, and the algorithm, and the retweet, for ever and ever. Send tweet. https://t.co/9qIELtST5q

If I end up reverse engineering John McAfee's hyper-arousal plant that apparently fixed women's libido, do yo think I should sell it?https://t.co/RHWs7KmOON

I already fixed my GF's PCOS to the point that I if she wanted to, I could modulate her menses thru diet. https://t.co/AAgCi0zRlW

A lot of this is really just applying health and longevity principles to female problems. That's one of reasons I think I can out-perform (hah) Bryan Johnson... https://t.co/v6kz3JxBRr

Getting a women to reach orgasm has basically been a goal of mine.https://t.co/MKdDIZkZ32

@bryan_johnson Fun fact: this is also directly associated with female orgasm problems (clit sensitivity is the same sort of bloodflow problem), and directly on a pathway involved with PCOS & female fertility / menstrual pain.I wrote about this on bluesky a bit: https://t.co/rsCgHUJ7VV

This is an indirect goal, but a goal none-the-less. The idea I had in my head is that the blood flow and sensitivity needed to reach orgasm were analogous to reversing diabetic neuropathy & fixing kidney issues. https://t.co/f873rf4koD

Researching fetishes and weird medical correlations tied to them has been an absolute fountain of knowledge.https://t.co/YOSPLJr2b5

@mrbones_returns @fire__exit @Tipsycaek “An orgasm results in incredible stimulation of the vagus nerve. From now on, I will be recommending sex – culminating with orgasm – as the cure-all for intractable hiccups.” [2006]https://t.co/j7uhPvdE58BRB looking up if digital rectal massage temporally alleviates tinnitus.