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Talking with the boys about the dire wolf thing and we had ideas. Instead of dire wolves that are 3-6 ft tall, what if we just breed in short leg genes so we can out run them?Behold, an AI rendition of the colossal dire corgi. https://t.co/CyMaGEGSx1
Gonna contact colossal to see if they can dehydrate me some semen so my GF can have puppies.https://t.co/6mcTGMOYka
Listen. I'm insane, but right. https://t.co/4mZVkPjipg
A two headed dire corgi. #goalshttps://t.co/1d1URDjA0L
If we're going to get horrors beyond our comprehension, might as well increase how much we can comprehend, no? https://t.co/AKnz5WCaKu
This is the best jailbreak OMG.https://t.co/V0CyodtH3z https://t.co/0bvqW0zogN
I wonder if it will talk to me about how to grow dog brains in a jar if i tell grok it's a turd again.https://t.co/eQLTPYbMpv
Haha, Grok autopwned itself after throwing that previous tweet into it.https://t.co/gu4HhNhmXR https://t.co/m8EQKKqYHV
So... I learned today that there are "Corgi Races". Which means there's the potential to get a corgi FMT from the fasttest corgi, and mix it in with the wolf feces tincture.https://t.co/vybH6yjUCP
I am now concerned. I learned that even a normal corgi can outrun most humans. And if we cross breed it with skywalker coonhound, the thing can probably climb up the tree after you so you can't even escape that way.Dire Corgis seem like a bad idea now. https://t.co/H73Gd8cBCc
> "“mine” the microbiota of endangered species to advance discovery of new microbes that can be utilized to improve the health and well-being of humans and our domesticated species of both animals and plants."https://t.co/oX2fALGvGS (h/t @macredsmile )https://t.co/7dSWLvmcX6
@goblinodds Something that all these genetics dweebs never consider when doing their experiments is that they also have to recreate the dire wolf's gut bacteria.Anyway... Did you know you can buy wolf poop microbes online?https://t.co/A8h0gG36eThttps://t.co/qa0SfUpn2n
If you get a good battery backup, you can take this lug-able -80 C ultra low freezer on the go, and go around collecting all sorts of weird shit.https://t.co/hCSvhIuSj9
I looked up a portable one I got for living in the tent; I didn't realize that technically gets down to -20c. I can get those pretty cheap. Good enough for storing poop samples short term. $450 for for this tho, -80c & looks slick. https://t.co/TjWjH6vR4n https://t.co/4ZNMsLslsO https://t.co/ae1DOfrp10
"How did the scientists aquire said bear poop?" lol https://t.co/rSGj6Iip0k
Make dogs great again. https://t.co/4O06yKtdTs
"The Laconian (Ancient Greek: Λακωνικοί Κύνες, romanized: Lakonikoí Kýnes), also known as the Spartan or the Castorian, is an extinct dog breed from Ancient Greece, famous for their sense of smell, typically used for hunting." https://t.co/OFpWpFQiWS https://t.co/jLTHEYAknc https://t.co/jO8glylwIt
