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If you’re a guy in your 20s, buy a tungsten rod.Go into debt if you have to. You can get a rod for less than $1k!Having a hard rod communicates status to women and business relationshipsAnd if you buy it right it will hold its value if not appreciatehttps://t.co/0OMP8Cphuf

Foolish words.https://t.co/MGZMUDHMWt

Indirectly telling Bryan Johnson to get fucked by talking about Taleb's models of health.https://t.co/0694gT92Nv

@yishan @IterIntellectus Who's gonna win, someone min-maxxing over-optimization for measures in blood based on maybe a couple dozen years of science findings. Or some autistic fuck learning to read Ancient Sumerian to verify time tested ways to rid himself and family of demons?https://t.co/olrjRkRgFk

The funny thing? I haven't read Taleb's books and I don't even like him all that much. I had him blocked on here for years. But the guy is right and if you care about the nature of truth, being right matters.https://t.co/a8r1X7uzyR

I would rather take health tips from a guy who cooked a hot pot in his toilet to entertain a bunch of people on twitch.https://t.co/C6PTBRngOe

While you min-maxed, I was eating soy biscuits.While you struggled to gain muscle mass, I was learning how to heal muh dick with dog shit.Now the world's fertility is in decline, you have the balls to come to me to remove plastics from your cum?https://t.co/s3KBzcG37Q

@uwutoowo1 Bryan Johnson does what I do now. He was taking so many pills that he decided it was easier to make a concentrated mix. https://t.co/dEfLPNp8oXIt's funny because gorilla biscuits's zinc should be helping creatine kinase to make the creatine internally.https://t.co/fZog3Dd8PC https://t.co/3PkYD1NuLO


My health issues were so bad, I got married in matching energy drink hoodies because my ex-wife would give them to me as presents.https://t.co/iHNrXkzVVf

I unblocked Taleb during the early stages of the pandemic because of his work on superspreaders.https://t.co/WI20Izw2H5

Are You a Betting Man Mr. Bond?https://t.co/PAQpi3JUSz

My 2025 bingo card did not include this as a potential outcome.https://t.co/K4yY2F3F12 https://t.co/T5fTSjDdNJ


If I believe eating shit is potentially life saving, is telling someone to eat shit a good thing or a bad thing?Which way western man.https://t.co/nTNPmXqBH7

Drone delivery of dog feces pills, in your future?https://t.co/3A2n8jCiUG https://t.co/y99JHfO9nq


No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.https://t.co/znRENInEUn

A while back I used Claude to help narrate my journey, encouraging it to use as many dog puns as possible.Am I barking mad? You decide.https://t.co/JCTlTbYbC8

This isn't even my final form.https://t.co/ffyrp2GAou

This makes me laugh. I also study vaginal stuff a lot but because of being cis-male, its not something I can openly talk about nearly as freely as when I discuss cum. https://t.co/iZ5qyr6lqN

Literally solved female orgasm to the point of reversing 25 years of sexual dysfunction (SNRI adjacent) in my GF cuz I thought it would be funny to have her menstruate for me on command. (TL;DL: cured her PCOS) https://t.co/MKdDIZkZ32

@bryan_johnson Fun fact: this is also directly associated with female orgasm problems (clit sensitivity is the same sort of bloodflow problem), and directly on a pathway involved with PCOS & female fertility / menstrual pain.I wrote about this on bluesky a bit: https://t.co/rsCgHUJ7VV

Almost everyone I meet smells bad since fixing my nose. I figured out it's because i'm smelling their dysrupted gut microbiome. I figured out how to smell Dementia and Parkinson's a while back and that's what it smells like. Musty.https://t.co/WDCEeRf4Kh

We need more research on smell.https://t.co/ip8oZGomxT

And not some pop psych study that doesn't replicate.https://t.co/fwi5ZbgHDB

@QiaochuYuan @goblinodds @SarahAMcManus TL;DR: ignore everything by Haidt as an artifact of W.E.I.R.D. psychology studies. People who seek out evolutionary psychology explanations for findings are just ignorant of the full spectrum of human disgust response.https://t.co/h0MXxAC75r

Smell is the way gut bacteria talk. Its the base language of living things. Of course figuring out how human politics taints it and abuses these things is going to be helpful to discern signal from noise.https://t.co/fL6z7qzjrJ

There's something deeply profound in this space.https://t.co/Lez9kiku4I

You wouldn't get it. 🚬 In other news, I am a walking HR disaster and you probably should never hire me. https://t.co/fA7mY599s5 https://t.co/37ZKnae6ye


"I don't know who you are. I don't know what your problem is. If you are looking for healing, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of bowels, bowels I have acquired over a very long career reseaching my own autism."

Sorry, got the zoomies today.https://t.co/CbaHmr87b0 https://t.co/P760dzL7Uj


Language Matters.https://t.co/luJ7Gy0F4b

This is really common among medical fields. It's all find and dandy to make jokes about eating poop until you want convince someone it might be a good idea. Then you start using terms like FMT and commensal bacteria so they don't put you in an asylum because of the aesthetic.

“I tried everything for my depression, nothing worked until my dogtor recommended I try...something risky”https://t.co/gwxjGluwTAhttps://t.co/kBV6hbFV2q https://t.co/yaCGaAsC8s


(Don't actually use dog shit. If you think FMTs are right for you, do your own research. Talk to your doctor about seeking human sourced donors that have been properly tested for parasites and infectious agents.)https://t.co/xB2Jj2ibQU