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I'm talking about horse cum infused rolling papers RN. I'm a health influencer. https://t.co/WWCoDb07m1
"team of researchers give a light-hearted demonstration of their work which found that many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus" https://t.co/BjGUTsyN9ook ok... but can we smoke thru our anus? 💨
Have you tried to see if you can get birds high thru their anus?https://t.co/Hu5Q41QOwN
@literalbanana A different but also highly useful skill is imagining other causal neighborhoods. I do it by asking myself "what else might this be true off?"So here's a study where they measure cutaneous "respiration" via bird hind quarters from 1995.. https://t.co/sqGBZOV6L5 https://t.co/sSnefoC2uw
Stoner engineering tho.https://t.co/TJtA8Gltmb
I knew from my history research that people can in fact breath in thru their anus. Don't need an ig nobel prize for that. https://t.co/DhLTOutuGo
Currently arguing with my mom on if there is a difference between queefing and queeving, and the nature of sucking in things into the anus.https://t.co/6L4q7gAPeT
"[similarity] of the intestinal tract and vaginal tract, as well as the pathological mechanism of intestinal infection and vaginal infection, we first propose the conception of vaginal microbiota transplantation (VMT) and discuss its potential use in BV."https://t.co/08X2EoMzh1
Suddenly... Is it possible to float using bacterial gas generation using one's vagina.And it was said "put a cork in it". in before dark mantee cryptids.https://t.co/J4WVmxMosT
The real reason we encourage people to eat more fiber is it'll turn everyone into witches. It'll help you float.How does one measure buoyancy? I have lost a lot of weight, but I think I might be able to float b/c of an adaptation: crohn's disease's impact on gut microbes. https://t.co/9yyXfppWMt
OK, so... If I can breath smoke in thru my anus, does that mean I can address Crohn's Disease symptoms via "anal steaming" methods, and address my gut's inflammatory state via targeted use of mullein and other herbs? https://t.co/0mq1I4SM9l
... literal rectal explosions from colonoscopy due to a fake sugar being metabolized by E. Coli?What. The. Fuck.https://t.co/gDU72YrJ70 https://t.co/hTZz7fmIp4
How many of our GI procedures tell us thing about gut health that we don't bother to follow up in gut biome studies?https://t.co/NLKWA0lSQ3 https://t.co/h4KxSbsmP4
