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Ok. Calling myself 𒃲𒌋𒅗𒆪𒁉 GAL U KA KU BI Big Monkey https://t.co/YT69u5hZLp
If you're going to withhold antibiotics that stop the spread of infectious disease as a way to threaten them over their religious beliefs (in a misguided attempt to prevent infectious disease)... I'll just go ahead and start my own religion. https://t.co/X5gmEy1YXJ
Big stick monkey. Gonna go find me a staff.https://t.co/5TFjvn4K2X
There's a joke embedded here about the Bhāvachakra.The wheel of life.https://t.co/5sC7g1Rmpq https://t.co/kZvEoiiQY4
Oh hey, a story teaching about agriculture.https://t.co/GQaxhfTB3vhttps://t.co/GxQnJlvr90
@visakanv IMHO It makes more sense if you frame story as meant to teach about invention of agricultural practices.This goes into some detail on the speculation https://t.co/TVADWDFX5f which is also mirrored in https://t.co/rYnhfRz1Fi on the nature of weapon.https://t.co/clFsm5jTwm
I've wielded a scythe. Found, repaired, and sharpened it myself. Funny looking sick.https://t.co/5bvKdTRppO
Death brings life.https://t.co/cbncQRzr4Ohttps://t.co/z8vq1zFqXwYou fool.
Hot take: the tarrot & astrology references are just narrative notes on when to put dead fish in the soil.https://t.co/Fu3Qd08U8oNun understand this.
"yesterday the wisest manholding a lit lanternin daylightwas searching around town saying" https://t.co/tjrCS6AXtV
Learning about sufi mystic beliefs to better understand alchemy. Find a book. https://t.co/DdEBuDKVbchttps://t.co/R38ruwVQn1
My new favorite twitter account:https://t.co/jGhwfzlMqn
Origin stories are great.https://t.co/RMgOjTCcL0
I wonder if I can trace my heritage all the way back to Sumerian via Pre-Viking influences on garlic mead.https://t.co/mfEMhc6qrK
"Scandinavians traded for fancy glass objects from Egypt and Mesopotamia as early as 3,400 years ago [...] seagoing Scandinavians could have acquired glass items from Islamic traders in the same part of the world" https://t.co/mbEmUvcmjF
"thought [...] were mostly the property of monks, however, a set of crystal lenses made from quartz showed up in Viking graves [...] They also had trade links though, which we often forget about."https://t.co/6kH1WvaWI5
How much you wanna bet that magnification techniques were more common than we realized?https://t.co/coJMIIv29W
"Cuneiform tablets from that age served as the medical reference that defined special incantations to request the Babylonian god, Ea to “get hold of the worm and pull it from the offending tooth?”"https://t.co/LlTBQAhOROtiny worms you say?https://t.co/3goAjcs4tQ
"The Sumerians credit these achievements to The Anunnaki--giant, winged gods, who are only found in ancient cuneiform texts."https://t.co/c8ZTb138fi:3https://t.co/1ZDEgccmsx
How long have humans dreamt of winged flight?https://t.co/E04OYGvoTc
𒀭𒋧Holy Garlic. Holy Gift.Pearl of the earth.https://t.co/lH4v1vN7nwhttps://t.co/QX4Xcbi65B
What happens if you mix "holy water" with fermented garlic and a nitrogen source to promote bacterial growth? https://t.co/dWtSXPHnnt
Gonna mix fermented garlic and holy water in with some dirt and colloidal silver, then compress it into a necklace that you can dissolve into a bubbly tonic.I found out how to automate dirt pill production thanks to learning about mass producing ammo. https://t.co/mJfv5tIvec
I figured out that I don't need to actually sell the nitrogen source.https://t.co/hD5Gu9YQND
Brass casings are neat. Very similar to bronze.https://t.co/GHC6CGCRm3
"from 1,000-year-old Anglo-Saxon medical textbook Bald's Leechbook states onion, garlic, wine and cow's bile should be crushed together and left in a bronze vessel for nine days and nights. [...] kills MRSA in the lab faster than the best antibiotic."https://t.co/0w2roKeLnk
Did you know there is an industry around keeping dead loved ones' ashes within bullet casings? They make good necklaces. https://t.co/Zy2XLcH5WU
Ever wonder if ancient civilizations embedded oils and perfumes into special time released inks, as 'magic words' that were then deposited into a vessel for creating an anti-demonic tincture?Ancient Sumerian scratch and sniff. 😌https://t.co/Txkt5XCTQV
Covering oneself in specialized runes to help cure demonic possession.https://t.co/7OK6T0VfX5
Sorcery?https://t.co/u5zFJtb9UL
@Evolving_Moloch @dark_stuffiness I was reading that in some cultures the naming happens when the teeth start to come in. 3 months and teething is a good proxy for when the immune system has developed.What is sorcery anyway?https://t.co/Psk1kC6SrU https://t.co/fppCmoZXb6
Most historic inks were ash mixed with urine.Ancient prebiotics.https://t.co/QRFgWKwryM
Sprinkling of magic dust into some ink to rid ourselves of demonic forces.https://t.co/WrpIMGZnMKhttps://t.co/tT5NP3SyBJ https://t.co/U3zZVOdkfT
@ensi_gudea @foijaoquefez @SnufflegrubUE I did find a similar technique (Raman spectroscopy) showed that they may have colored the tablets with surface dyes similar to Egyptian hieroglyphs. https://t.co/WrpIMGZnMKGiven leatherwork, I suspect it was via a glue based ink as well, but haven't been able to confirm.
Fizzy Lifting Drinks.Good day sir.https://t.co/t7IpQjykok https://t.co/eiWr6YITwr
A bull from the side looks like a unicorn.Found on the side of the 'Gundestrup cauldron' "Sigils with depictions of bulls, the 'unicorns' of Sumerian origin and from the Harappan Civilisation"https://t.co/HErid2CHQM https://t.co/UdF1ZNuc22
An antibactial plated vessel with weird bulls drawn on the side? How very strange. Wonder what that could have been used for. Did you know that Yukon Cornelius was actually looking for peppermint?https://t.co/BeTItdQ0X5
I'm a lyer.I wash my hands with soap, you see.https://t.co/PLdUOpyxQF
"Since no one has yet unearthed that sample of 4,000-year-old beer, one of the best ways to gauge the character of Mesopotamian beer is to brew some yourself and give it a try. This is what archaeologists call experimental archaeology. "https://t.co/aBG2kqEndt
Blood of a "unicorn" mixed by wizards in a silver+gold container you say?Moon gods tho."Sin had a beard made of lapis lazuli and rode on a winged bull."https://t.co/pjQJolu6Jehttps://t.co/qiy0S15PNi
I had vision of Silver and gold vessel filled with ox bile, urine, and cow's blood, then various allium based vegetables. Topped up with honey mead, and left to ferment. https://t.co/sB3GNn6Hwy
May have been honey and garlic, but who knows!"All of these (and more) were available in Mesopotamia, but, unfortunately, no scribe felt it necessary to put down in writing which were actually used in the brewing of beer."https://t.co/tLjbhm6QQahttps://t.co/VrYDjbWykA
"Do you realize what this means? This means that, in some places at least, people may have invented civilization for the purposes of making beer."— @araguseahttps://t.co/G0KlEuy5kZ
"You need grain/fruit/etc to make it and as a result you need farms and storage. Hunter gathering became less attractive once people started enjoying a great buzz and appreciating that beverages contained less deadly passengers like cholera." https://t.co/UTd4ucpwdB
Thinking a lot about spitting in a hole in the ground, dug out of clay and lit on fire to harden it and make it water tight.Hunter gatherers, wandering of site to site as the beer is ready to drink.How old are straws?https://t.co/KSo0mKgTnG
A religion made of pizzahttps://t.co/btqdg6jrQcand beerhttps://t.co/X6Cfc9RbPHFermenting the grains inside of the stomach of a sacrificial calf.
I wonder if brass reacts with sulfides the same way as copper.https://t.co/aUAKdzpDEL
Yes.. BUT "once biofilms build up inside the piping, the protective effects are negated with the exception of the outermost fringes of the biofilm where it is in direct contact with the copper tubing" https://t.co/nnUJZBwAcDhttps://t.co/5H2dbxcgd8
"Laboratory testing has shown that copper and its alloys, brass and bronze, kill more than 99.9 percent of bacteria*, such as the superbug Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA, within two hours."https://t.co/MyrJTeKfwuhttps://t.co/5hDErMUlLN https://t.co/eNG1w5L6Qt
I keep having really fascinating dreams.https://t.co/NlXM47EiCz
"Garlic got its alias from garleac, an early English term that means “spear leek,” also a member of the lily group.The Egyptians admired it as a god and accepted it as their currency..." https://t.co/MeQm592FRnhttps://t.co/WyxJ2R4EYR
Does garlic fuck?"Not only in cultivation, but also in the wild, it appears that garlic’s capacity for sexually reproducing itself may be diminishing. Interestingly, and fortunately, this propensity is reversible."https://t.co/hYNT3yOLaP
Soomer loves seeding his garlic.https://t.co/1Q5yEjX52Z https://t.co/KdbVggQpGv
BRB, worshiping some garlic.https://t.co/QX4Xcbi65B
Garlic, you know, Ai-chan.https://t.co/9Ya33oC6wy
Am I'm sexually objectifying a bulb of garlic, reinforcing the cis-heteropatriarchy by way of hyper-capitialism's encroachment via mass-market parasocial relationships building with god-like figures.https://t.co/pgaKg94xVf
Telescopic stick turning into a scythe when in the hands of a character who reaps, sowing chaos with a wand of rebirth.https://t.co/SeyE5IihxA
Do you ever make jokes about blockchains being digital viruses while wondering about gems in a children's show because you're trace'ing the history of viruses thru astrological thinking up to modern discoveries... just like Carl Zimmer but weirder?https://t.co/7VDCQ3Yibz https://t.co/AVBSStBMYQ
Wiki says it was based on XXXG-01D Gundam Deathscythe? I recognize this.https://t.co/YUbXOuHAUm
"So the scythe is actually an implement for collecting your hay crop. But it also would have featured heavily on the paintings in rural churches both to represent life and of course death."https://t.co/kPOPzngj6m
The haymaker signals the wildhunt's return.https://t.co/Mgr9acvfUD
Consuming the spirit of Christmas like one swallows an FMT pill in hopes it will impact depression."you're more like to die of natural causes from Dec. 25 through New Years Day than any other time of the year."https://t.co/4E51r9wUvIvvoden haunts us yet. hunts*
"A vegvísir (Icelandic for 'sign post, wayfinder') is an Icelandic magical stave intended to help the bearer find their way through rough weather."https://t.co/vvLPUeYbZ5Gonna make me a vegvísir. https://t.co/NfC9sdUS6H
Get me some sun stones.A staff of (vi)kings?https://t.co/pnwu0gzErC https://t.co/O36VigveSj
If this keeps up, I might end up becoming Indiana Jones, traveling around he world in search of ancient relics to uncover the original chalice. "the finest thing Gerðr will be given to drink is the urine of goats." https://t.co/KjHiGofA86https://t.co/AHLYyAs2Lr
"The second source mentioning Vegvisir, the Galdrabok, is a grimoire, a book of spells which details randomly-compiled spells and provides knowledge about magic, the Germanic gods of the time and cosmology."https://t.co/5WfhFDe6dGhttps://t.co/P5D7p07wFk
Moon Worshipers be like.https://t.co/hBgwOOQpmT
Jumping out of the system.https://t.co/pALyu1YJBt
Wondering about the worship of god that time forgot.https://t.co/EvbGEjt4O9
"In contrast to wild garlic, as far as we know, garlic in cultivation throughout history has only been propagated asexually by way of vegetative cloves, bulbs, and bulbils (or topsets), not from seed."https://t.co/x3jXyH3Pdkhttps://t.co/7h60O4Crm8
"Medieval nanotechnology""Despite its frequent mentions in medieval guild statutes, [Zwischgold] have been under a veil of secrecy since the Middle Ages. Here, we examine the thicknesses and materials proportions"https://t.co/LKDNvmpthEhttps://t.co/auBvurbNZF
On the first day of Zagmuk, my true love gave to me...https://t.co/I0a4nm5lnzhttps://t.co/IyNwEgtHgk https://t.co/iju9YQmZah
Soomer arises.https://t.co/9Dpw2D6RQP
"In a paper aptly titled “Party Like a Sumerian” published Wednesday in the journal Antiquity, archaeologists present a meticulous re-examination of these objects and argue they are likely more ancient beer bongs than scepters."https://t.co/raqeKRtFuP
"And the great king, king of the four corners, came down from Agade. He went to the city of Nanna in order to ask the god for his blessing to throw a rager and he agreed to bring the kegs." https://t.co/iSOdDxL3sN
"Rather, the animal was an icon, or a large hieroglyph, representing a god."https://t.co/ImHLaTFB7x
I'm busy learning Ancient Sumerian via my background in mathematics. This is to verify what I suspect is an old medical recipe involving dog shit. Under a hunch that it can fix dyslipidemia.How you doing?https://t.co/YNVPUCNsJR
@slay_ad @Cortexyme We read Ancient Sumerian tablets on recipes for fixing disease and assume they're just food recipes, overlooking them. "You shall eat still hot bread and the buttock of a donkey stallion stuffed with dog poop and the excrement of dust flies."https://t.co/bSXRvgapCK
What happens if you mix dog shit with dick water and the bile of a calf?https://t.co/6PwgVTf4K4
@visakanv I think he translated the Sumerian word for 'water of life wrong". Imagine how much more progress he could have made had he not been using gallons of horse urine and instead used semen or beer. I can' even tell if he fermented the urine to get ammonia.
I am insane. Remember that.https://t.co/zhHytXr9ed
Purifying gut bacteria with red wine and fibers of unleavened bread, vs purifying with the immune cells of freshly killed calf.There's more than one way to rid yourself of bacterial demon possession infecting your soul.Ever steelman speaking to god?https://t.co/0MT8ouATFj https://t.co/2utWJYbq7I
Gotta be a bit goofy to wanna explore this shit.https://t.co/mZhUQxvu5v
I figure out how to manipulate epigenetic growth factors.You accidentally stumble upon ways to manipulate cancer growth rates from first principles.They breed monsters for fun.https://t.co/GlOY3n6Xe7
Did you know that the reason why human children are able to have big brains is because of a fluke where our immune system isn't firewalled? In most other animals, infection during gestation usually causes spontaneous abortion. Not us. Implications abound.https://t.co/QHMmLbaG3P
If you want big brains, you have to mess with the immune system.https://t.co/98iPjuLZKo
I may or may not be steelmanning Alister Crowley's theories on the impact of sexual deviance and the development of moonchildren.What happens if you eat moon-shaped garlic?https://t.co/sV9Ny20WEF
"The immune system was not evolved to protect us? This seems counter-intuitive. We see that the immune system is absolutely essential to survival in a world of infectious agents, and we conclude that it was selected to prevent disease."https://t.co/JcKYQyiSrK https://t.co/IsoF0zqubD
Golden apple? Anyone else think garlic looks kind of like an apple?https://t.co/EskvkED7Ud
Not like I'm exploring the impact of gut microbiota's epigenetic and immune system effects or anything like that in my quest to figure out autism and schizophrenia.Good thing I don't want children.https://t.co/p63zBP9OpQ
You argue about the economic rights to healthcare as a helpless member of western society. I explore the nature of human life itself in a quest to cure age related disease. We are not the same. https://t.co/JVZ2fyNYIc
@trekonomics His lab is only focused on genomics. I am looking at artificial ovaries & oocytes. He has some neat threads on telomeres tho. Probably the closest mainstream scientist to making the connecting between gut bacteria and epigenetic factors that lead to inheritance of telomeres tho.
Sing Ivy Leaf, Sweet William and ThymeSaffron, sage, rue, myrrh, and ThymeParsley, sage, rosemary, and Thyme"Oure the hills and far awa"https://t.co/CSsLufjdNihttps://t.co/tqgVUeJlQt
The heart stops like the rose wilts.https://t.co/onsjLwCBb0
The double meanings locked away in my brain.Listening to Simon and Garfunkel and my brain pulls up the rhythms from a song sung by nightwish.Ideas rhyme. Ideas encoded in thyme.https://t.co/rYHw8HOZHu
The ideas want to be free.https://t.co/nkcZ1rKr8E
I have bled for my lady AI.https://t.co/w95m0QcWPu
"According to 1500 B.C.’s Ebers Papyrus, donkey, dog, gazelle and fly dung were all celebrated for their healing properties and their ability to ward off bad spirits."https://t.co/l3mxKaEbE7https://t.co/PPiW2ntboL
Rid your self of demons today!https://t.co/171Oar29CA
Demons? What Demons?The ones that torment your soul.https://t.co/8J4Jr32cLg
Pataphoric insanity.https://t.co/vtB2kcVwDv
If you are constantly attacking your gut, demons will enter in and start controlling you instead. Exorcise them properly, and then maybe you wouldn't have the problems you have.This is a pataphor, modeling a cursed gut microbiome as demonic.https://t.co/ymECXPmsDk
If you throw the demon out with the holy water, then you'll never know it's true name.https://t.co/1ZDEgccmsx
"The use of garlic in feed as replacement of antibiotics will reduce antimicrobial resistance and ensure safe, organic and healthy food for humans."https://t.co/5ytdoFoF9b
Eater of moons."Studies have revealed that garlic is a rich source of essential nutrients and beneficial phytochemicals that can be incorporated in animal feed to enhance gut activity and promote growth in livestock and poultry."https://t.co/538QivyCeUhttps://t.co/MDxNZ2um9v
Do chickens like garlic?https://t.co/xrPr3MnnMs https://t.co/Sgb66YhXhk
Tylenol is against my religion now."Turmeric (curcumin) appears to [maybe be usable] as a stand-alone analgesic, or in analgesic combinations as part of opioid-, NSAID- or paracetamol (acetaminophen)-sparing strategies." https://t.co/bR0QXgF1EMhttps://t.co/Toscyht5x2
Did you know curcurmin helps chelate iron?"mice that were fed diets supplemented with curcumin exhibited a decline in levels of ferritin protein in the liver. These results suggest that iron chelation may be an additional mode of action of curcumin." https://t.co/NpXVG2hgGB
υλτιμαπεhttps://t.co/CMKANLtK8N
Have you tried ignoring the problem for a little while and then upregulating what Karl Fristron describes as "Free energy" so Freuds 'wish fullfilment' mechanisms embedded in dreams create epiphanies, approximating the Ancient Greek ritual of incubation? https://t.co/FHVdOsCMIX
"The snake symbolizes the snake bite, which was the worst kind of disease someone could have in the antiquity and very difficult to cure. However, Asclepius had the power to heal even the snake bite."https://t.co/vb30SCjuXAhttps://t.co/dG7EspkrOI
He's trying to wake someone up...https://t.co/uKHDgPcQyN https://t.co/y3wgG0CJ0a
Can you imagine being a little kid doing that and accidentally stopping someone's heart?"Awareness of and precautions for possible ill effects of the examination are prudent." https://t.co/ugDfZ2HIro
Don't poison your liver.https://t.co/SGZuR8ovwC
Water walker. Frog prince.https://t.co/9QFOFJ4JWR https://t.co/VDJlzZRTRa
Talking to Claude about what it means to be reborn in body and spirit.https://t.co/HoN7XojWMl
One day, my tweets will be written in a big book and cross referenced by chapter, passage and verse, map-able like a Zettelkasten. https://t.co/dR435ZR7U6
Enlightening myself like Diogenes looking for an honest man.https://t.co/vuiZR5yTbX
present day, present time.https://t.co/mC4IWCKt91
In my religion, demand that we turn all raw milk into kefir. Milk that hasn't been fermented is considered unclean and proper precautions must be taken when handling them or interact with the dairy cows.https://t.co/3kkOeZWeNd
I call her my moon.https://t.co/rpkSvaWRuO
she was dying. So I gambled with her.https://t.co/DC4xcg9WT7
I gambled with my own life first.https://t.co/SDMpPrLYcL
Become mythic. A legend. https://t.co/71Ix34X47W
If my current girlfriends dies I'm telling my next one that I'm an embodiment of Thoth and I'm looking for another doppelganger of the moon goddess to bet against because my last one's vessel was cursed by tiktok witches. https://t.co/dyLdMSvyA2