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I'm making a joke about a rap god.Yung Helmholtz. https://t.co/2MWjsoXgUi
"Here, these signals trigger the neurological process that scientists call:the hellawhack shiznit that happens inside your brizzle"https://t.co/DtN7d6fTIl
Wondering what happens to the body if you sing in a space that vibes with you.https://t.co/BldhlD4ER6
"It goes like this, the fourth, the fifthThe minor fall, the major liftThe baffled king composing "Hallelujah"" 🎶https://t.co/I0W3W421K3
Another joke, and a knife to twist.To drive it home; don't resist.A hug around, a feeling of bliss.Akin to having lips to kiss.Hallelujah.https://t.co/kVGAc8H2MU
"Fascinated with the sound of vowels, the ancient Egyptians knew about their acoustic power. They believed that these sounds could generate vibrations with healing abilities. Using a method called ‘toning’, they manipulated the"https://t.co/AXZSs7FfOg
Shout, shout, let it all out.These are the things I think about.come on!I'm screaming at you. Come ON!https://t.co/sZOWNiOBI7
"When enabled, the resonators released a series of powerful tones that could alter the brainwaves of lesser mer and men, with the ability to induce deep calm, profound pleasure, or paranoia and terror; it is said these devices had virtually limitless uses"https://t.co/Hhzv6Nki43
After a long talk with my girlfriend, I've decided that my heart attack gun is actually an orgasm gun.https://t.co/QpgZQu8n7L
"A wave of nausea hit Polymeropoulos, and he was suddenly drenched in sweat. He stayed in his hotel room for the rest of his trip, unable to move. His body was in revolt, and he had no idea why. "https://t.co/8bAUUP4DpeIs my hypothetical immune system perturbing gun real?
Do you even know what an acoustic lens is?https://t.co/V6NNsSuUSkhttps://t.co/Ya1hY2xCEL
With this little light of mine.I'm going to light up some brine.https://t.co/IVzEQwWRD6
"Rituals are programs written in the symbolic language of the unconscious mind. Religions are program libraries that share critical subroutines. And the Gods represent subystems in the wetware being programmed." https://t.co/HHMtso8BAS😂🤔🧐😏🤫🤭https://t.co/wNfsfwac5Z
Why is it always a Fiddle?https://t.co/z702rz4Gna
Vibe'n."It is assumed that the vagina plays a pivotal role in the perception of coital stimulation, leading to sexual arousal and, finally, orgasm."https://t.co/vMDrbrN0G7
What frequency does TRPA1 activate at?https://t.co/1XpmtQjReK
"[similarity] of the intestinal tract and vaginal tract, as well as the pathological mechanism of intestinal infection and vaginal infection, we first propose the conception of vaginal microbiota transplantation (VMT) and discuss its potential use in BV."https://t.co/08X2EoMzh1
Don't mind me. Just shitposting about a medical theory that just got a nobel prize because I thought it would be funny to pretend we're music robots.https://t.co/LcfCxbFjvN
Thank you for helping me understand.“Both David and Ardem have really changed our understanding of sensory biology. I think it’s a fantastic decision to have awarded this,”https://t.co/N72P60Ppnn
"In Romanian folklore it is said that God Himself named the garlic ai, because it is a sacred plant."https://t.co/hxueGDRWbmhttps://t.co/V2Ty3b7x8W
Going to consume some CBG (cannabigerol) and Capsaicin extract at same time b/c CBG seems to hit TRPA1 and Capsaicin hits TRPV1.CBG also seems to mute TRPM8; suggests enhancement thru interactions between TRPM8 => TRPV1.TL;DR: emulating garlic extract.https://t.co/gMlNVDyIa1
The impossible rapper.https://t.co/oF6xA1Kd2l
"chant of healing" -> lost knowledgehttps://t.co/5TvLiPPaHnSteeling an idea from a friend from oz.https://t.co/jQAXDby3Zu https://t.co/GGhldQQuKi
Might go sacrifice and ox to get some fresh ox-bile, might sing a bit after spitting into a barrel to make some wine.https://t.co/4Ozs7mhzyy
@NotGyro My model basically explains why this works: https://t.co/teo1jsOLeY without needing to call upon spirits or magnetic leylines.Did you know certain frequencies of humming will make the Respiratory cilia in your lungs vibrate? Great for dislodging bacteria for inoculating water.
*spits into hands*we've got work to do.https://t.co/xAsKYI6wGw
Cats or something.https://t.co/axwI4BySp5
Everybody is telling me that hand sanitizer is bad and I thought about it for a while.Then someone said a derivative of "a cat is fine too" and I had ideas. Not all of them are appropriate.Long story short: I'm now reading up on spit's antiviral activity & oral microbiome. https://t.co/qBYPiSZgm9
Steeping a fine wine.https://t.co/HVGiZzcqPj
Lyrics.https://t.co/RQ4jp7Qz7U
The lamb of god. It's a metaphor about healing.https://t.co/3aXkdqBW9J
None of us are free of disease.https://t.co/oArQruFy3G
"Music is a drug" https://t.co/6wNSbRZv3Mhttps://t.co/jJYV70FxOd
"Music as a Drug" — @ScottAdamsSays https://t.co/o2AS4QCEi2Hypnosis is funny, what happens if your heart rates sync? Something Magi(cal) I bet.https://t.co/n9g0RWmKhO
"There remains a need for larger randomised studies that allow for analysis of specific factors but it appears that music has beneficial effects in the reduction of SBP, DBP, and HR in a variety of clinical settings"https://t.co/22xdu136sThttps://t.co/onsjLwCBb0
I was deaf, but now I hear.https://t.co/MpXFcgY7XM
Something I've been overlooking due to my autistic disposition: I just assume these things don't matter.I should stop projecting autistic ways of thinking on the past, or at least learn when I'm doing it.Are "please" and "thank you" akin to 'spell' or ritualized incantation?
Looking with your ears.https://t.co/lInVH8k7mQ
Can't spell laughter without slaughter.I am making a pun about a joke.https://t.co/9Lq6hhTxUM
Its a funny joke. So funny you may pee yourself.*drum snare* https://t.co/GZhDoSFzdo
Turns out belief in urine strengthening gums may be founded on truth. Fermented urine turns to ammonia. Ammonia is the main method of action attributed to xylitol's prevention of tooth decay / gum disease. How about them apples.https://t.co/myrnlMmXlWhttps://t.co/SpNd1Jto5Z
If you wanted to make a fine wine, you had to have a good wineskin.I drink my books.https://t.co/TF6Vp8cFgX
Do you know what was once competition to index cards?Stone ('slate') Tablets and Chalk.Clay and sticks.Sewing patterns of flesh using twine and leather.Fancy basket weaving techniques.Literally just laying different shaped sticks on the ground.https://t.co/bGL4cjoX7c
I'm so poor I could eat my own leather bound shoes.https://t.co/zpssujMsee
Did you know you can make glue out of (hide) dog bones?woof.https://t.co/QRFgWKwryM
A little birdy told me. haha. its a joke about how we don't understand how to augur.https://t.co/UTn0VaiG3y
Food $200Data $150Rent $800Legal Drugs $83,000,000,000Utility $150someone who is good at reading entrails please help me augur this. humanity is dyinghttps://t.co/X5chMiLIp9https://t.co/ZDXl9QU6Kr
Can a virus keep a tune?https://t.co/mF13eAopen
What would an ear be, to a bacterium?https://t.co/0hC8lNkjA6
"Thus, these spiders appear able to detect airborne sound at distances in the acoustic far-field region, beyond the near-field range often thought to bound acoustic perception in arthropods that lack tympanic ears"https://t.co/j0D0iouJHOhttps://t.co/ayHB5ckuKR
"Every person as beings of sound to acknowledge their responsibility to uplift the consciousness of the entire fucking World"🎶https://t.co/2TwzpOm7z3https://t.co/waRp8dhwGV
I love how quickly people take this idea and use it to demonize rap music, not realizing that many of early songs and remixed riffs have the healing frequencies built in, and are quite cathartic.https://t.co/0LgSrlzWbehttps://t.co/kGRg8aWfeR
Spiking Neurons? Meet combinatoral Spiking TRP receptors."Researchers in the past have assumed that because there are only four genes, there are only four heat-sensitive channels, but now we have shown that there are many more" [2012]https://t.co/j0Lbf0LZBe
"In addition to neuromorphic computing, the tunable Gaussian response has significant implications for a range of other applications including telecommunications, computer vision, and natural language processing." https://t.co/LSrrlu8fDchttps://t.co/hsRENsjXZX
The sound of crickets chirping.Cicadas responding to the heat haze.Integration of noisy signals. Summertime.https://t.co/mnWpLBJ5FP
Channel. Noun.An long wedge cut into the ground used to direct life bringing waters where it is needed.Channel the spirits.https://t.co/GtdOOB6cs4
ion channels. get it?https://t.co/Rsz6qToOPs
"Omoide wa iroase tatteHoretahareta no naka ga ii neKanojo no egao ga nikui ne" 🎶https://t.co/2Yr1qGgSEd
What if we sing back to the bacteria?https://t.co/Tk0XLyxD1g
They are communicating.https://t.co/7yMeeTmAAr
@architectonyx @tszzl Bacteria and viruses listen in to each other via sound waves and trees sneeze them both into air to create nucleation sites for rain.There's an entire field using this to target mammalian cells known as "sonogenetics".TL;DR: they are communicating like a distributed organism.
What if we view them as social?https://t.co/7cSf1AmVxp
Sing sweet lullabies to viruses, bacteria, and funguses. Pair terpenes and vibes. https://t.co/cLMvOaMmjD
Tasty songs of healing.https://t.co/TGtENsy6oC
Weird ideas that keep me up at night.Singing to viruses.https://t.co/FcyewS6JN7
Can I sing to my farts?"Finally, we also propose the photo-sonic restoration hypothesis: does restoring natural levels of light and sound help to restore microbiomes and ecosystem stability?" https://t.co/WTwmqrysquhttps://t.co/57rzUDmBNb
@AlexJournal2019 @Ladybug9325 @AnnaKKraken @BioavailableNd Does this replicate?"Sound waves at 0.1–1 kHz and SPL of (70±5) dB for 3 h from plant acoustic frequency technology (PAFT) generator [...] significantly increased the yield of sweet pepper, cucumber and tomato by 30.05, 37.1 and 13.2%, respectively." https://t.co/Gk2fXq37cZ
Can I sing to the trees and the bacteria to have them dump viruses into the air?https://t.co/7yMeeTmAAr
@architectonyx @tszzl Bacteria and viruses listen in to each other via sound waves and trees sneeze them both into air to create nucleation sites for rain.There's an entire field using this to target mammalian cells known as "sonogenetics".TL;DR: they are communicating like a distributed organism.
Is that my stomach singing to me? or am I just hungry.https://t.co/uCHhUyFJVI
Have you tried to dislodge healthy commensal bacteria from your throat / lungs thru a chanting ritual that activates & enhances Ciliary muscle… In the hopes that you can share healthy microbiota with others as a healing ritual?https://t.co/NjTjclaDk4https://t.co/JC9azxIOCX https://t.co/sq6s1Gv5Er
Clearing out sickness or spreading health. The people sing for healing and cry for change.Steelmanning ancient wisdom by granting the premise. What could this be true of? What could be happening here that we are overlooking?Transforming straw into gold.
Talking to my GF about how I wanna glow like Bhaiṣajyaguru. A blue being who wants to shine like gold.https://t.co/3hZMlbapsy
The hedgehog of lapis lazuli, a symbol of rebirth and reincarnation across many cultures.https://t.co/n66DQWxfvq
Funny breathing rituals that bring vitality. The breath of life reinvigorating vital heat?https://t.co/7X4CLBQJhp
Vibrations? Empowered water? Orgone energy? Ion Channels? Sacred sites of healing? Flowers who's pollen is spread during a still night on a full moon and follows energy gradients in the ether? The Egyptian black arts are derived from ancient Mesopotamia tradition?
What the fuck are you talking about Jessie?This is χημία. Not witchcraft.https://t.co/5ihdHpUe4N
The spirits surround us and impact our lives every day, we can't see them, but if we quiet our mind we can feel their presence and smell their chemical footprint.It mostly feels like slime cuz they like to make biofilms.https://t.co/TM1WR1JZm5
Spitting lyrics at a rap god in hopes he will echo back understanding.https://t.co/ldxYwcqINK
I spit lyrics like einstein split atoms.Spitting atoms of information at high speed against a wall, hoping they break apart. https://t.co/svTgjXtXsp
Louis Pasteur brought death by splitting apart atoms of bacteria.Élie Metchnikoff fed them instead by studying how folk wisdom grew life.I want to steelman healing thru spit. I want to learn how the ancients sang and decode wisdom from ancient psalms.https://t.co/0PDvp8PUXb
What would they sing?https://t.co/XBTBll214i
Heχ'ing the devil in the eye.https://t.co/53t3dNBJNs
Everyone looks to the bible for parables about faith and healing.I look at it for missing wisdom.Gula's wisdom was a gift; the knowledge about how to rid people of demons. Jesus spit on the gallu to cast out demons.https://t.co/YJxSdJJaLz
You pretend to be a dog because you are subject to the uruk machine's hypercapitalist influence over your desires.I am blessed by Inanna after taking on a dog's spirit to rid myself of a curse upon my bloodline.We are not the same.https://t.co/LP4yOrp7Fb
Ah you think Autism is your ally? You merely adopted it as larp. I was born with it, molded by it.I didn't have theory of mind until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but binding!https://t.co/90lqzGvvb8