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UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

I'm old enough to run for president. https://t.co/d0VGj1JDbO https://t.co/T7z49aIj23

UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago

I didn't know so many people remembered by birthday! 🐝👀 https://t.co/7L9U48I6jS

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5/5/2022

UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Secretly judging my peers by who I'd like to have in my political cabinet. Or secret cabal. Or shadow crew.https://t.co/aBs5R9fCJo

UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

It's just a scrawl in my notes about how to take over the world.https://t.co/4QcMd6i7Py

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5/5/2022

UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

This is awesome, though if it works out I'll have a homebrew one.https://t.co/XKD5LdHihd

𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓@BLUNDERBUSSTED• over 3 years ago

In a bunker sits president 47 on an IV drip of stims and electrolytes, eyes stapled open, scanning scanning intelligence feeds. Twitter is hard-wired to his brain via NeuraLink.Immediately as events occur he sends executive orders via his timeline. America is finally satisfied. https://t.co/313OUPuARl

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5/22/2022

UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Can I be president of Mars?https://t.co/zwMBGVOrgp

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4/5/2023

UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

I also aspire to have it so reading my tweets cures leprosy.https://t.co/HIGkCjJhQT

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4/5/2023

UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Tired: becoming a super soldier to be able to survive war.Wired: Becoming a space orc to survive on mars.Inspired: Become the immortal god-king of the red planet.https://t.co/iNh66pgsGY

UltimApe@ultimape• about 11 years ago

A history of the exploration of Mars: http://t.co/JcsSFWLonIThis book is mouthwatering detailed.

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