𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓@BLUNDERBUSSTED• over 3 years ago

In a bunker sits president 47 on an IV drip of stims and electrolytes, eyes stapled open, scanning scanning intelligence feeds. Twitter is hard-wired to his brain via NeuraLink.Immediately as events occur he sends executive orders via his timeline. America is finally satisfied. https://t.co/313OUPuARl