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you ever just wake up and start thinking about the reddit guy with the insane clown fetish who just 100% made his wildest dreams come true by poasting? what a champion https://t.co/vNAME8aYlX




look idk what to tell you apparently the hole can be filled by a clown sometimes!!! i didn't make the rules!!! https://t.co/dPkv6gO8Wv

we out here MARKPOSTING https://t.co/8Dog33D1JE

omg karen you can't just ask someone what their clown sex is (except you can tho) https://t.co/mU86hCx2iB

the dream of clown sex is alive https://t.co/5XxEZc3gHa


@QiaochuYuan https://t.co/D6Q1isMF8B

@QiaochuYuan https://t.co/HPLVzxjGGn


@rachelclif in models mark manson says something like "i've had one-night stands with women that they told me were more meaningful to them than entire relationships" and i think that might be the most important sentence in the book really

@QiaochuYuan I'm a bit confused by the mention of toes in the OP - shouldn't clown *shoes* be involved here? I don't mean this as a kink-shame I just think incorporating shoes would be good for their dynamic

@QiaochuYuan https://t.co/ecUjBwmF6i


@QiaochuYuan What we all want https://t.co/yhK0WCaKdv

@QiaochuYuan "incline towards writing the novel" indeed https://t.co/0llW6Cl7Mt

@QiaochuYuan https://t.co/6GYkCixayH


@QiaochuYuan Insane Clown P̶o̶s̶s̶e̶ Pussy https://t.co/HocFv02ezb


@QiaochuYuan > she had plenty of clown antics to surprise me > kissing while I occasionally honked her nose and tried to hold back my tears of pure bliss this was 10/10. also pretty entertaining you read those sentences and didn’t identify it as a joke lol