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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

All your worst tweets propagate to 'friends of friends" are more likely than not all your bad tweets no one engaged with.How can we weaponize this? Stay off of twitter for a few days, then only post when your followers are less active. Your ideas spread by engagement algorithm. https://t.co/7y6udTyOeq

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I've been gaming the "likes are stochastic retweets" for a while now.Your friends of friends are getting fed my ideas just by you following me. I am parasiting off of ranking & engagement systems built to make brand managers feel like they matter.https://t.co/exteoBwP3t

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

How many of your friends turn off the ranking system? How may of your followers use twitter with custom clients? How many are just being fed my content because the defaults are engineered around maximizing DAUs and other gamable health metrics?

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

GOOD JOB!https://t.co/yrrmT6MELf

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I find people who I want to to be on their radar, figure out when their feed is less likely to be populated. This is the time twitter's ranking system is most likely to feed them non-linear content. I then aim to get followed by who they follow so my tweets show up in their feed.

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Protesting the lack of control, and the defaults set to garner engagement."What does the want of an unfiltered linear feed mean? What are people really asking for when they ask for that? What pain are they solving for when they make this request?"https://t.co/WRG2JZbROl

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

My GF's twitter notifs have like 400 "incase you missed it" style tweets in them because she didn't log on for a while. Spent a few hours reverse engineering why and when they happened.In twitter's attempt to avoid user churn by feeding newbies addicting content, I spread.

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

In some delicious irony, she doesn't use notifications because it's absolutely trash for her. Literally just ignores both moments and notifications. She started using twitter again to follow people she cares about. But twitter is constantly trying to get her to follow others.

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Everybody I've introduced to twitter thinks it's trash and stopped coming.So I am acting as vector of insight porn for newbs in hopes that they'll follow people like @visakanv or @desantis & bootstrap a network of people using twitter as external brain. https://t.co/pEmup2hfol

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 8 years ago

"just another notification clogging up the pipes."Notifications are a competitive tragedy of commons.https://t.co/OOJO5uH42C

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Defaults matter."Knowing when and why defaults work highlights the importance of actively, rather than passively, considering and applying choice-architecture tools."https://t.co/0yNrwbw6sy

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

All my twitter friends are still here. Not because they want to be, but because twitter's network effects are too strong.There is something tragic about this.

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I am becoming the monster that I hate.https://t.co/XD4ztWDzIG

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 10 years ago

The personas targeted by shady marketing and #darkpatterns have the faces of my friends and family. I rage when I see them being targeted.

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Mimetic Rivalry is a hell of a drug.https://t.co/jLPTIAi3zv

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 6 years ago

I'm trying to attract people who watch big bang theory and are impressed by Elon Musk.My plan is to get them to put me on his radar.https://t.co/wZ70dQzcFi

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7/9/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Remember when twitter chose to change⭐️(favorite) into ❤️(like) and regular users were saying that this change is going to cause confusion in the userbase?Then started showing 'likes' in feed to boost engagement. And now everyone is mad?Me neither.https://t.co/wPZElzayuM

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10/8/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Fun fact, some of the browsers on the market literally call their bookmarks "favorites". The use of the term 'favorite' for the old ⭐️feature was likely an offshoot of people using twtr on phones and not in a browser. Early twitter even ran entirely via SMS if I recall correctly.

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10/8/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

And if you're thinking to your self "but hey, twitter added a bookmark feature!"That feature doesn't work across all platforms. I can't even add a bookmark on desktop or tweetdeck.There is a link on my left that shows me bookmarks. Had no idea it was usable only on mobile.

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10/8/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's almost like people who have been using twitter a long time (and for their job), are using features in a different way that others, and Twitter doesn't think thru the impacts of major changes.But muh engagement metrics. 😂

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10/8/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Has anyone successfully gamed this?Like, what would happen if say, an entire group of well connected people suddenly started following a bunch of questionable content so it gets surfaced into their follower's feeds?https://t.co/oCGct9VOGB

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6/15/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Mind you I know we can hide this stuff from our own timeline. but the problem is that the Defaults are questionable and very few using this site change them, much realize you can.They finally stopped swapping the home timeline on me. https://t.co/ED12MAnh43

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6/16/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Remember folks. The algorithmic timeline exists because it is impossible to view all the status updates of all the people you follow, so it gives people a highlights view.Please ignore the fact that it's suggesting people you don't follow.https://t.co/7y6udTyOeq

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6/16/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I only use twitter via this search.https://t.co/CVNBz77qgfhttps://t.co/mrmJ3U8fmm

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4/26/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I hope to see an open source twitter algorithm feed.https://t.co/LqEAifHLEa

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Double your follower count with this one weird trick.https://t.co/tpYABBrIGU

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 7 years ago

I don't know about you, but I've noticed most of these tweets are about stuff that I react negatively. This is why twitter has felt so hostile to me and why I don't like it here. Its algorithms are literally showing me stuff that I don't want to see by people I don't follow.

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

It wasn't designed to do this, but I weaponized it anyway. I doubled by following count because I figured out how to get in other people's feed.https://t.co/gJXMlrPRvA

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"bots, bots, bots, bots, bots, botsbots, bots, bots, bots, botsbots, bots, bots, bots, botsEverybody"🎶🎤LMFAOhttps://t.co/UaG2YDWB3o

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 10 years ago

Twitter's problem from my perspective: 630 of 1273 of my followers have been real people / not marketing automatons. https://t.co/e5LOnAqhUa

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I spend my time reverse engineering life itself, you think figuring out how an algorithm works is hard?https://t.co/Clo9HOhfGJ

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Seeing the UI change on a per-widget basis makes me think it's being managed by two different teams internally. I assume twitter hires great people and this is a structural problem + symptom of "Conway's Law". But it could be that they are just incompetent. Hard to say.

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

The algorithm is just a filter to human behavior. How much of the mythical algorithm is actually just people reading into human behavior norms?Shitpost Symphony.https://t.co/nAlWMhFHm5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

Planting ideas in the soil of your mind by figuring out where the error bars align.Figuring out what you might think, by aiming for where the metaphors sync.Predicting what you might do by fertilizing your headspace with statistical poo.https://t.co/6MrQuLwqop

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Every tweets written to my account has been made by me, a real person. For years. I even stopped using Buffer and other tools. There's something magical about being yourself. https://t.co/qUQutMYoXj

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 10 years ago

When forming relationships online, remember: be your authentic self.No one likes a phony.The origins of pleasure: http://t.co/KoG6rouFf7

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Take this joke seriously and laugh.https://t.co/dtNGH4rLUV

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

*licks finger and points it into the air*Storm is brewing.https://t.co/nTb61Usm62

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 9 years ago

Whoa, you can see my depression/mania level in my tweets!Also, what a curious juxtaposition: https://t.co/0FFcfuhW7y

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Do I troll myself?Very well then I troll myself,(I am strange, I contain chaos.)https://t.co/zuT1AGr6hh

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@MMMalign Learning about clowns now."Pochinko taught clowning as a sort of "reverse therapy", in which instead of ridding oneself of anxieties, the clown performer leans into their own insecurities and foibles in order to package them as comedy." https://t.co/xLjkCHlw3G

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

The fun thing about the game I am playing with myself is that even if I don't attract people to my account that I am targeting, I get even cooler people like Grimezsz or pmarca to follow me.https://t.co/EUJ7jReBYc

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 7 years ago

Confirmed that my home feed is currently populated by content that is "so-and-so liked" and retweets that are out of order from when the appeared on someone's timeline. Going to look at ~biologists I follow to see if it shifts the home timeline.

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

The best thing I ever did was stop caring about social approval.https://t.co/I7xxjEYFRY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Twitter is a tool I use to think with, and as such my tweets are high volume and chaotic. I choose to not alter how I tweet based on who follows me. I have lost a lot of really good followers because of this.

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/lpuX7MVsWn

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago

Two of my friends killed thsemelves and couldn't talk about it on twitter in any real capacity.I think Twitter's health-and-safety initiative's unintended consequences are evil.https://t.co/wrRPpE4b6S

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10/29/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I'm fairly certain that I can score a point in the proverbial game by mentioning birds like cardinals. Such Cavaliers, Very Topic.https://t.co/DkgYfSPBxW

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

If I look at this stuff long enough, I can figure out how the transformer transforms and then run the algorithm in reverse.#followedthistopichttps://t.co/rZS29WIFaj

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10/31/2022