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I wondered what I should do next.The jokes write themselves. https://t.co/GR7VvDgH3j

"Now darling, where do we go from here?"https://t.co/MZQrK7ZlDahttps://t.co/GbUafkgVV4 https://t.co/TDttvbUcuL


Ok then, what is the funniest thing I could do next?https://t.co/Y0e85JJcax

Well. I haven't seen god yet.https://t.co/mr5FKOvSOB

Would you believe me that I got the next idea from a 40 minute long ad about cat food?https://t.co/4ymKQhKHBG

"Madness Is Like Gravity, All it takes Is A Little Push."â Some trickster god story recapitulating an archetype.https://t.co/AgsA1Frb4OI am the dog faced monkey - an ape who calls himself puppy. A lunatic who wants to eat the moon's immortality.https://t.co/oparbGI0lJ

"Inugami (ç¬ç¥, "dog god/spirit"), like kitsunetsuki, is a spiritual possession by the spirit of a dog, widely known about in western Japan."https://t.co/8nfqa1Xfzqhttps://t.co/pgaKg94xVf

This is a virtual dog characterâinvented entirely to act as a vehicle for parasocial interactionâlamenting how it wants to live forever. It becomes sad that the humans it has attracted to it's temple of worship are going to leave it.https://t.co/3swotNuyXY

Wan-Wan ? :3https://t.co/S2QGP0L9TUhttps://t.co/pphayW1B3J

Bark, Woof, Bark.https://t.co/4AJNljNfxU

This dog food is like my perfect diet.Its meant to help the dog deal with her skin issues, and improve her poop quality. It even has bacteria from the same strains I am getting thru my diet. Chicken +Huel + Eggs + multivitamins that I found for myself.https://t.co/6XHh1vBBaU https://t.co/WWRTe2Pnnz


Ok, the thing I didn't want to do. Can I do it harder?https://t.co/4bRsTRhkYe

The advertisement was talking about how this vet made a cat food that used freeze-dried organ meats.As he was listing off what was in it, I started to salivate.https://t.co/M4vukQtrNl

Dog is God spelled backwards.What would be the most backwards way to eat, and diametrically opposed to the Standard American Diet?https://t.co/hmBRLKG4hL

Hey, at least it's not bugs. https://t.co/WSVp6xw0IA https://t.co/pEHeY44Y2M


Every time I open the desiccated liver supplement the dog wont leave me alone.I wonder if she wants to try some new food.https://t.co/6zNoJXlsl6

I'm probably just going to end up making my own version anyway. https://t.co/I4vRnAafGYhttps://t.co/pHU1oV8jC3 https://t.co/RUTLFAVdDb


If I wanna grow taller, I better figure out how to repair my bones.Sonic Says"Retinoic Acid Signaling Regulates Sonic Hedgehog and Bone Morphogenetic Protein Signalings During Genital Tubercle Development"https://t.co/8AQfa2FDUuhttps://t.co/8AQfa2FDUu

My autism will know no bounds.https://t.co/BVlU0HzSZ6

"epigenetic implications in ASD still need a deeper functional/causal analysis. In this review, we describe the major gut microbiota metabolites and how they induce epigenetic changes in ASD along with interactions through the gut-brain axis." https://t.co/zciveslIhu

It's all art. My like is a performative joke.https://t.co/QwZ6moRLSB

Level up.https://t.co/fsEMnR5TOs

Idea smuggling.https://t.co/KzYIQCs7eV https://t.co/R3tJw4Zry6


"The informavore practices science like an artist. Understanding does not happen consciously but it is grown slowly from information seeds in the subconscious, hidden cortical layers that sprout new concepts that then suddenly emerge as an epiphany" â @dlx5dlx6

The idea of eating dog food was just a baby when I decided to eat dog shit. https://t.co/e3lB6nBCuY

I ordered the beef liver March 17 from amazon, and stopped taking it in May 10 because it made my breath smell so bad I thought I was dying.So the smart thing to do is to eat MOAR right?https://t.co/4bRsTRhkYe

Ya'll ever hear of the lion diet? https://t.co/Z1gjMvCb17

Becoming dog by pretending to be a cat, while trying to become a bear.https://t.co/WHpEJJix9T

Eat the opposite of what Americans eat.https://t.co/grcrKwgShC

I can't recommend @DrMartyPets's website to anyone right now. It made me click thru like 6 or 7 different "special offers" before I could order just 3 bags of the stuff to try on the dog.User hostile checkout process raises some red flags for me. Not going to lie.

Whelp, @DrMartyPets used a delayed shipment as yet another opportunity to advertise me a coupon, and now I am getting emails about how I can sign up for text messages for an additional 5% off. BRB, just gonna learn to slaughter a cow. Seems less annoying https://t.co/t924F2XdqT

Whelp. Lets see if it agrees with me.The desiccated liver smell is strong, but not overwhelming like the powder... https://t.co/JbQhm7pKr4


Texture is vaguely like eating chewy (dense?) soggy Kix.The flavor is strong, but not that bad. Reminds me of fresh salmon.https://t.co/Za1utckNC9

Def should be possible to get cheap stuff fresh to DIY. I've read that turkey hearts are quite high in carnosine, which might be cheap too.https://t.co/9tHUTFYSqg

Taste is really good today. A tad sour, but I am imagining this making a real good base for a pâté. https://t.co/R2wASJw2hD

Trying a cup today. https://t.co/J2d86KgRMn


Ate 2 cups yesterday. No GI issues at all from this yet.Dog won't leave me alone while I'm eating it, lol.She's also been more stable on her legs like me :3 https://t.co/ZMIxIC16be


Went to read up on this and found that knowyourmeme is now doing that thing were a news website reports on tweets of another news website.https://t.co/wh5U5U0EzThttps://t.co/TvFJJ0W3n7

Please don't eat raw meat unless you know what you're doing.https://t.co/h3ohdGpH10

Dr. Jenna Turocy, fertility specialist, opines about"the scienceâor lack thereofâbehind it." https://t.co/zqVzOqO5gP

Does it fix autoimmune?"both [Autoimmune rheumatic-related diseases] and their treatments alter fertility in males with ARRDs. In practice, in addition to the conventional semen analysis, screening for infertility seems legitimate in males with ARRDs."https://t.co/hxpgETv7QS

"[assoc] systemic autoimmune conditions with endometriosis, celiac disease and thyroid autoimmunity that are well known causes of infertility and/or subfertility need to be taken in consideration when difficulties in the onset of pregnancy is reported." https://t.co/8yjz6jqRh6

Next you'll be telling me that having food reactions has nothing to do with autoimmune symptoms and plant based diets can't fix infertility either.https://t.co/yJDo3di5X2

Note that saysâWe conclude that a vegan diet changes the faecal microbial flora in RA patients, and changes in the faecal flora are associated with improvement in RA activity.âand ref's https://t.co/JEz2iaLVSKSo the vegan diet's impact on RA is via gut bacteria. Funny that.

To be honest, this stuff upsets me because I'm angry that I can't get those impacts via vegan diet.https://t.co/3kZukWj8RM

I have nothing against eating vegan/vegeterian. As far as I gather, if you eat well & avoid excess carbs, you are going to do fine. I actually introduce people to my favorite food tracking app by showing them how a vegan body builder uses it https://t.co/fisE1NHbMj

Sure wish there was some explanation for why all the studies on meat eating end up getting poor results and don't seem to explain French paradox and other complicated things people just ignore.https://t.co/lqnrgeWMz8

More appropriate to say:These diseases often occur when there isn't enough fiber in diet, and western meat eating trends avoid the fibrous material in organ meats (collagen), so there is a lower production of anti-inflammatory SCFAs like butyrate.https://t.co/grcrKwgShC

Have you considered that the problem is that we are combining a plant based fiber with high fat and proteins food stuff (with a side of sugary drink) and this is perhaps changing what gut bacteria are being promoted?https://t.co/lMIVfjtuVchttps://t.co/Z43lYloALP

I consume information like I eat books.Pica makes me crave paper and glue.it goes away if I eat vellum.I think animal collagen ferments into butyrate & heals intestinal inflammation -> reduces pica.Irony is that everyone eats woodpulp based celluose.https://t.co/YkciIotul2

I mean, if we wanna go to the "what does the science say" route, maybe we could explore fat/carb/protein and food stuff's differential impact on gut bacteria?https://t.co/ByZ1LuFInM

@Grimhood Theres research around fat/proteins/carb ratios in Steve Simpson's work around longevity. But I feel this may be overlooking the kind of fat or microbiota adaptations because of oversights inherent to animal model and neglecting gut microbiota. https://t.co/e6VksTfJT1

But... what about E. Coli?https://t.co/rVd6pEeypk https://t.co/aYHZhPSA7K


Have you considered not... eating stuff that allows it to synergize with Candida? You know, like... fermentable sugars that Yeast love. https://t.co/bdqgNNLLBC https://t.co/4WsoQ6ZFg9

@literalbanana " It was shown that early C. albicans biofilms enhanced the numbers of E. coli and S. aureus (including methicillin resistant S. aureus; MRSA) but not P. aeruginosa within dual-species biofilms."https://t.co/if8QBOID9TI can just keep pulling these things out all day.

You ever wonder what kind of fungus might co-habitat with candida as part of a complex chain of cellulose metabolism pathways in a cow's gut and instead find out that scientists figured out how to transpose DNA between them?https://t.co/BzSZ5rUMbJhttps://t.co/ckGORRCPIN

Step 1) make a joke.https://t.co/tTHO2zEnYD

Step 2) follow thru with it.https://t.co/9kf4vu8W8V

Gonna go do more dogfooding.https://t.co/9n7B569pu9

Fact checkers have decided that eating raw desiccated organ meats (in the form of boutique dog food) soaked in the fat of 4x 25% burgers is a sin and as such is not approved by ministry of truth. https://t.co/gTVqDD8bSx


Spent most of the day doublechecking my math to see if I can live off raw dog food for 6 months straight while building a semen measuring microscope.https://t.co/N6CSrK1AVd

Tired: spirit of dog.Wired: gut of gorilla.https://t.co/7nvCcqFJbs

@sabbatical I drank a lot of Lifeway kefir, its definitely helped. They don't say what strains of L Reuteri (and others) they have in it. Lots of the impacts are strain dependent apparently.If I stopped, it went away in a week or two.https://t.co/t683AUor2S

@sabbatical It helps fix barrier in the gut, which can reduce inflammatory response and a couple of the thins also help with other important things like gaba/glutamate and choline. I think I was still missing species that improve mucus health and FXR/liver function. https://t.co/cU6Xk5y80n

@sabbatical I experimented with other yogurts/kefirs sans LIfeway. L. Lactis alone seems to stop my lactose intolerance in it's tracks, and others improve mood and gut motility somewhat. But L reuteri was the important one for my gut relief. It's antifungal action is probably what it helps.

@sabbatical In many cases, Crohn's is likely a fungal overgrowth of malassezia may be driving something akin to "leaky gut" we see in candida.https://t.co/duEXgbOHSs

I learned a place got funded $1 million, and I figured out a way to fix the problem they're trying to solve a couple of years ago after learning about how to make beer using a yeast that cause ear infections after researching roman cures for otitis media. https://t.co/1t3V6dnDYl

urruk birkīšuaruh lasÄmamīṣ bubÅ«tametnuÅ¡ akÄlamina Å¡innīšueâil nÄ«lÅ¡uaÅ¡ar iššukumÄrÄÅ¡uizzibhttps://t.co/uEvOefUaArThis is ancient akkadian talking about bacteria growing in a wound via spit, as metaphor akin to a dogs "child" -> progeny or offspring. It's a memory aid.

Another one, about teeth worms.https://t.co/2ogZDshEzDhttps://t.co/EEWE3BF0JJ

wanna bet ripe fig and apricot are prebiotics that fight the tooth worm?https://t.co/coJMIIv29W

"Cuneiform tablets from that age served as the medical reference that defined special incantations to request the Babylonian god, Ea to âget hold of the worm and pull it from the offending tooth?â"https://t.co/LlTBQAhOROtiny worms you say?https://t.co/3goAjcs4tQ

A rare picture of Ninisina/Gula? https://t.co/aBJ50TIHnA https://t.co/9p7d2GOp51


Puppy!https://t.co/Hv37uVSXvQ

Science has no idea what is going on because we're still doing mice trials.Meanwhile in Ancient Mesopotamia, a goddess of medicine was represented as a dog. (Ninisina/Gula) https://t.co/6Uts4HGhRp(Picture from: https://t.co/Nx8biNHhHp) https://t.co/Sz3SqdaZkV https://t.co/iJfMWkLHXM


Does dogshit and a carnivore diet cure Alzheimer's?We just don't know."Fecal microbiota transplantation alleviated Alzheimerâs disease-like pathogenesis in APP/PS1 transgenic mice" [2019]https://t.co/LnUqrKfPJbhttps://t.co/9V0EVz2LZO

@slay_ad I've already figured out how to knock out P gingivalis without drug. It is impacts gut barrier function & is likely why we see Gut problems in Alzheimer's. https://t.co/riWJO0ZK7XSo fix the gut barrier and suddenly we fix nitric oxide signaling in the oral cavity, and it dies.


They forgot to list autism and schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.https://t.co/dknNEmAIp6https://t.co/DDR1MGbCuv https://t.co/uPoU80hpMw


Loss of sense of smell and gut dysbiosis? Weak grip strength, motor control issues, memory impairments & problem with hallucinations while awake? Sleep problems and sleep terrors? Fecal eating and fecal smearing?Autism: Childhood Alzheimer's Disease.https://t.co/xCUoWJDAHm

"For hundreds of years, residents in the Dombes region of eastern France worshipped a saint who was said to help protect infants from illness and danger. They prayed to his name, and brought sick infants to his shrine for healing."https://t.co/dVtoZMBpgF

Upgrade your cargo cult FTW. Steelman ancient healing rituals today.https://t.co/qBlM8zABQL

"This will revolutionize the field of assyriology [...], expedite the research process significantly, and exponentially increase our knowledge of one the earliest and most prospering societies in the world."https://t.co/QCku4Z5ySuhttps://t.co/gA1KnMdH4o

A chemist and a cartoonist walk into a bar.They said "it's dark in here, so I will open another".https://t.co/YBBGxvTTES

TFW The Spirit of Dog compels you. Dog am I.https://t.co/Y41n9usN5chttps://t.co/FUGiYoyyW4 https://t.co/rIw6sg3Fbx

