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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

I've been worried about my mom dying of the flu every year since I was 4 years old. When she gets it she's almost always had to go to hospital in an ambulance.This is why I've spent so much time exploring how to fix our immune system the past 2 years. It's freaking scary AF. https://t.co/Oz1n86awGO

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I know the exact moment I realized the world was going to change.https://t.co/LSyyzLE589

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

My feed is full of disease vectors and panic over viruses. My discords and slack chats are overflowing with explorations of sicknesses. Interesting to think about social media's impact on culture and how information spread changes health outcomes.https://t.co/8lZBM6g3Ul

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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The first I did was drop everything to protect my mom.I was right.https://t.co/RtdS8XvHqU

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I'm in walking distance to this place and it's own the local bus route. Wee"First Positive Test Results for Coronavirus Identified in N.H."(waiting to be confirmed by CDC)https://t.co/Jk0pFMWq9i

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I knew about gain of function research on coronavirus back in 2018 when I learned that they use a mouse strain of it to trigger M.S. in animal models.I hate everything about this situation. https://t.co/P6SIJbfZSN

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

Published 2 hours ago?!"First evidence of immune response targeting brain cells in autism""Either the T-cells are reacting normally to a pathogen such as a virus, or they are reacting abnormally to normal tissue—the definition of an autoimmune disorder."https://t.co/fsewgQoAet

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Things I see flash in my head when I sleep at night.https://t.co/JRuWP5sv4dhttps://t.co/QWqhmDP1zm https://t.co/QGTvezcCEj

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

Founder of AutismSpeaks and A former director of DARPA's Biological Technologies Office to meme Trump to fund "HARPA"https://t.co/K6eaTtAAg7even getting on Fox Buissness https://t.co/SgE1hRIc38and making a 'think of the children' style propaganda piece.https://t.co/8JAmzLESHj

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I will out run a horse, and kill a lion bare handed,https://t.co/6r40x3seI1

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

So we can outrun horses and defend ourselves against mountain lions? #HumansAreSpaceOrcshttps://t.co/fhQkOmvAg5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I plan to throw my crutches into the ocean after walking to the other side of the country.https://t.co/vbgic2I7lZ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Been using these crutches to pretend I am a bear.It helps encourage me to practice for when I'll need them next.https://t.co/JClkSPMLGIHigh recommend them if you are 6ft tall bear person. :3https://t.co/H3oVqy7exG

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I will move mountains, I will drink seas.https://t.co/3mZxhd0ROi

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

I will destroy the foundations of modern science if it means I can fix my demons, so help me god.https://t.co/8jhyHDOkCM

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Bear witness.https://t.co/utSvJ5LC6e

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@nosilverv @0x49fa98 I traced some of my genetics back to a can of Viking berserkers.I can't hardly lift myself out of bed. But I plan to beat the world record for lifting stones in 10 years.https://t.co/cGvCCrfqaRI'll race ya.https://t.co/D94yCqxlzl

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/D3mcom9uZT

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I am afraid.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/r2CdqibyYt

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I'm scared.https://t.co/OhIFMLHyJs

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/MAHYswxy12

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 10 years ago

I'm scared.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/oaaadEbnVB

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Not having stomach issues; seems to transmute my anxiety into anger.And I further turn that into sarcasm. It's all cope.https://t.co/193CzHmyej

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/K6x2QUPvSU

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 10 years ago

"Anger is [...] unimaginably destructive."- @sharonsalzberg & @BobThurman http://t.co/oFms3pds1v http://t.co/6wH4FE51rR

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/lEQmrf9JXV

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 8 years ago

You'll destroy everything.https://t.co/VEjuYYvcRQ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/iJATUr2TNX

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

And what about the weaponization of people like me?https://t.co/aOEs42Id57

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/jAguUpAyW2

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

I think you are right to be scared of people like me.I am scared of myself.https://t.co/4F8MEfWufs

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/jFlmoqWPsn

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Apologizing to no one in particular.Or maybe to the world on behalf of people like me.Seeing the patterns of the world and all the hate and fear.https://t.co/3kFoEXa96w

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/aOEs42Id57

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

In writing this thread, I realized that my skills at reading people combined with savant like ability to analyze and predict a person's social cultural background and health would make really good at finding marks. I'm scared of people like me.https://t.co/wU0awpG0b1

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/VJC4C6n50P

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

@balajis @naval People like me, but with malicious motives, target amplification nodes to ripple a ideas out. Subtle programming of a society via secondary and tertiary contagion. Some might call it NLP. I call it Magick. Others call them rumors, shibboleths, sorcery.https://t.co/s1LxqQiyyS

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/E9czgYJU7Y

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

So, while you're over there talking shit about strawman mis-translations of ancient Sumerian healing rituals and various folklore. I'm stealman'ing them and figuring out how to literally heal wounds.And you'll call me a witch.https://t.co/eVPFV8W81r

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/Xh3vtkqqxQ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Burn me alive. You think I care? I know how to turn off my pain receptors and regrow skin and bone.https://t.co/E9czgYJU7Y

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/AlyeeUVqR5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

Burn with me.Let the rage burn thru you.https://t.co/7oIAg8YkSDhttps://t.co/raWj289hqo

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/qvbDlz04zQ

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 9 years ago

"Say something to us that we can learnBy heart and when alone repeat.Say something! And it says "I burn."https://t.co/xUkjWiwSJ5 https://t.co/kJtUeqnUVn

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/GNWknhEaDE

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

My goal in life is to to stop people like me from suffering.https://t.co/Yc3VHFdNjR

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/Bllr0Bk03R

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

I'm a frayed knot.I am afraid, not.I am not afraid anymore. 🤡https://t.co/sYsKWBL6nT

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/9HksyNGFM5

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

The world will be covered in rivers of maggots.I'm learning to eat carrion. And I shall feast on death itself.https://t.co/32jcOwtnMv

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/YZj06ac1Z2

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

Death brings life.https://t.co/cbncQRzr4Ohttps://t.co/z8vq1zFqXwYou fool.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/Oa9om7EsMj

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

It's funny how these sleep demons can change shape depending on how your brain project's meaning onto them. https://t.co/eob1QDxscA

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

[[Duel-Use]]https://t.co/L4ympTk43Q

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

Ok. Calling myself 𒃲𒌋𒅗𒆪𒁉 GAL U KA KU BI Big Monkey https://t.co/YT69u5hZLp

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Scary clown.https://t.co/eDRJCbW2S3

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

"Now the nightmare's real. Now Dr. Horrible is here to make you quake with fear, to make the whole world kneel. (Everything you ever...) And I won't feel... a thing."https://t.co/VDJezaOBjNhttps://t.co/uvdf8v15UY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I was afraid of myself.Because I was the clown.https://t.co/0arfOiP9TK

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 9 years ago

@IOfLegion I was haunted by the a Tulpa of Pennywise as a child. It was only after imagining barney the dinosaur eating him that I stopped.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I love clowns now.https://t.co/9LKu2921gb

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 8 years ago

Spit in pennywise's face by seeing thru the self made illusions your own fear has created. Clowns are harmless when you laugh at them. https://t.co/fxFBdXcjm9

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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I think I'm funny.https://t.co/mXyvX5VXNx

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 8 years ago

Fleeting glimpses at clowns behind the curtain. Playing attention to the games being payed. Manipulation of the fear in your subconscious. https://t.co/sGoq07FhwZ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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I was afraid of fear itself.I'm not afraid anymore.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/JwNoAui3FI

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

Thinking about one of the batman video games, where the joker's death haunts him like an evil specter.https://t.co/Mm82NnCNST

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"a man goes to visit an psychologist who is acclaimed for their ability to treat anxiety. “I can’t eat, I can’t sleep,” says the man. “I am just afraid of him all the time. Please help me, doctor.”

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

“Don't worry, my friend,” says the psychologist. “Take yourself off to Gotham* where you will find The Great Batman who protects the city from evil. It is exquisitely supportive and will cure you of all your fears without any pills or time on my couch.”

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

The man looks at the doctor for a moment. “Ah,” he says. “That won’t help.”“Why not, sir?”https://t.co/Y5cy0GYIRj

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

I am Batman: The Animated Serieshttps://t.co/WoNTcmC6JY https://t.co/aMWuj7htnt

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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https://t.co/ipk7DLEAKt

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

@WoodIsGood6 @Austen You are stumbling upon the journal of a mad scientist detailing his ascent to biohacked godhood, through the power of ants, hibernation, and wine. I'm not settling until I'm immortal. https://t.co/mQJzK47xiL

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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My favorite jokes?The ones that are funny because they are true.https://t.co/8lWEVGgHTG

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 7 years ago

Is this a joke?https://t.co/vreSbf00lD

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Jesus wept.Laughed so hard he started crying.https://t.co/sBh2KRNqc8https://t.co/9IgSdwIIOY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 9 years ago

"Memoriesare like promisesthat are seldom keptHence, why Jesus weptEvery day,we are torn awayfrom the one we love."— No One Ever Does

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Why does my left eye work better when I am crying?https://t.co/bnJUoryD4M

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I was blind, but now I see.“This man is not from God, for He does not keep the Sabbath.”Jesus wept.https://t.co/TkVw81SmP0

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"deep within, you’ll find the attributes of every sunken man who must bang his head against the dead each day he tries to stand."https://t.co/aPWa9JyuHH

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I wantto standupand make god cry with laugher.https://t.co/upOx6OvRXz

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

https://t.co/I846Q2ZDS6

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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"You say "Dreams, are dreams"I ain't gonna play the fool, anymoreYou say "'Cause I've still got my soul!""🎶https://t.co/4uXuS0sZe3

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Tired: Comic.Wired: Divine comedy."How can the Dark Knight defeat a villain who's his equal in skill and knows everything he's going to do? The answer is simple—by becoming him."https://t.co/7zBGXnZ4tz

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."https://t.co/27V73haZMohttps://t.co/J2m0lPZ9os

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Batman as spirit demon https://t.co/kPDXaHJ1eB

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

https://t.co/mIcCEtJsGu https://t.co/E7QcgPaln8

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

Ok, I guess he's gone now. I will wait for his return."But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwellI know right now you can't tellBut stay awhile and maybe then you'll seeA different side of me" 🎶https://t.co/6blMvuI9xnhttps://t.co/8lFwiAowr2

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"The bacteria in the intestinal tract responsible for flatulence don’t die off just because the body is no longer in operation. And because our sphincters have relaxed post-mortem, morticians may sometimes have to work with a literally farting corpse."https://t.co/renxI6w5UI

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Fart jokes about the void.https://t.co/qHst2uqA23

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 7 years ago

Twitter's been dead to me for a year now, but like the bacteria in corpse, I am still alive and fighting for scraps of flesh as I try to find my way out of the body.https://t.co/j2Px35ZbWM

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I held up one of my heavy duty black plastic shelves with one hand to get it out from behind the bed. It was cantilevered out horizontal and I was holding from it's end. It's only ~22lbs, but this feels miraculous to me. I didn't even get winded! 🙌https://t.co/m02GFQqXDZ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

I am so thankful for the community of people I've met who put up with my bullshit. It isn't true that there is no help. Just feels that way because I felt so hopeless for most of my life. Thank you for helping me get stronger. I am not as scared anymore. https://t.co/b7rrKgLpSu

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

This isn't even my final form.https://t.co/HKbSwHfGRk

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago

@GRITCULT Figured out how to eat cholera, lead, mercury, seed oils, and plastic. Might have figured out how to neutralize addiciton to concain, and reduce impact of smoking on cancer. Probably can neutralize snake bites and scorpion stings. Working on pesticides / PFAS.

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

21's century schizoid man. Our work is never over.https://t.co/Qxpdwbb9yP

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

"N-Now th-that that don't kill meCan only make me strongerI need you to hurry up now'Cause I can't wait much longerI know I got to be right now'Cause I can't get much wronger" 🎶https://t.co/OhFrAJlbrq

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Burn with me.https://t.co/6KaGkAV2zi

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

Whats the deal with methamphenamines helping ADHD, changing body temperature, and stopping people's appetite?https://t.co/4UEDwfBcct

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Ok. Kanye West... He like me FRhttps://t.co/Vh4wrjsV0T

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Amazing what you can do if you put your mind to it.https://t.co/d0F4M2DyDF

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Kanye doesn't know the day of the week,and can't speak even around a whisper.Watching his whole body stop as he stills his mind. His expression change as he endures the sounds wash over him. Resisting a wave in the ocean as he focuses on flow.🫂https://t.co/HTtpXpPx1n

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

I wanted to be a rap god.https://t.co/9AnFHkFtZg

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 2 years ago

"Lamotrigine, which is sold under the brand name Lamictal, among others, is a medication used to treat epilepsy and stabilize mood in those who suffer from bipolar disorder."https://t.co/mxd0Z3iSQ1Who did this? 🤣 https://t.co/jEujbZMpIp

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

So I reverse engineered lyrical flow.https://t.co/sodF80UHt7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 8 years ago

A game that learns behavior / anxiety by measuring heartbeat to guide you into flow? (then sends you into a simulated autism meltdown?) https://t.co/uIxDmDXWWS

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Turning on the god that lives in my headMaybe I should try to rizz 'im'Tism Rhymes with Jism?Oh fuck, Oh No. I'm Dead https://t.co/mGlrYJ71rN

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago

How to sing like a beastie boy?Is it just rhythm, or about being coy?I can rhyme like this all day long.It's 'phrenic clanging, but framed as as song.It'd be fun to write lyrics about autism.https://t.co/FPyljLiCF4

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Reverse engineering the nature of addiction to cocaine so I can just have my body get the health effects without the side effects.Steelmanning wisdom.https://t.co/41OrGby1gi

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

@seconds_0 @cynomaxxx Hmm. HMMMM."Progesterone Reduces Cocaine Use in Postpartum Women with a Cocaine Use Disorder: A Randomized,Double-Blind Study" https://t.co/GcR0dpKiQ7How strange.https://t.co/QOjOt7JVGT

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Kinda funny, really. Huge joke. Cosmic even.https://t.co/Swv3oszK6Y

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

@tszzl @elonmusk @Grimezsz @TimeCube I'm not a doctor.I'm Just A Rock And Roll Clownhttps://t.co/wCc34ynTRfhttps://t.co/LlkiteY9AX https://t.co/dDr4PyTw4j

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
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Why do cocaine when you can just make it so your body doesn't need it anymore?

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
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Go further. Figure out why cocaine makes people's dick limp, lowers sperm count, or enter priapism. Then reverse the effect without doing any cocaine.https://t.co/zAnw9GXBTVSuddenly... cosmic spiders everywhere. https://t.co/IB1MTWndc7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

@MereMirabel There's a spider whose bite gives people like 10 hour boners or something like that.related maybe? IIRC it's smooth muscle tissue, similar to PDE5 inhibitors (viagra).https://t.co/FhEwaqiWy3

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
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If you pull on the web of ideas, you'll see that this is all predicated on solving biofilm formation tied to covid.https://t.co/MgzCNo5D2J

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

@MongoTheGeek @eigenrobot To change everythinghttps://t.co/RdOBYn2T8b

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
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Butt... So much more.https://t.co/gTUQ2E8ci4

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

I meditate about toilets while sitting on the toilet. But also while musing about complex nonlinear interactions of the dynamics of biofilm formation (at the colony level) in response to antibacterials+fungalcides and applications of combination therapy. https://t.co/GHC6CGCRm3

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
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Wisdom in humor.https://t.co/iSAABnaNBO

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 9 years ago

Sufficiently advanced [x] approximates [y]?:toilet humor => phi·los·o·phy.philosophy => e·pis·te·mol·o·gyepistemology => Shit·post·ing…

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
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A toilet is just a funny looking well,don't drink from it tho.https://t.co/lCf4Cf01mM

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

"Toilet philosophyA paradoxical melodyFrom shitpost to epistemologyLet's laugh and learnLet's all agreeToilet humorOur philosophy"https://t.co/2fa9WWHNSR

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
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Jokes for the void.https://t.co/PHJCtneHqt

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 2 years ago

Shitpost until truth comes out, of her well actually, screaming for you to stop."Please stop throwing dog shit ideas into the well of truth."I look down at buckets of dog shit I'm carrying and then just shrug my shoulders."Ma'am, this is a latrine..."https://t.co/G4MKgVvGks

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