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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago

I once walked nearly as far as a typical brown bear in a day (~10 hr). This feels like so far away right now. I can't even walk up hill to the dumpster ~200ft away.I did it once, I can do it again.This map gives me hope: https://t.co/HHdMoyS0kI

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1/20/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Been using these crutches to pretend I am a bear.It helps encourage me to practice for when I'll need them next.https://t.co/JClkSPMLGIHigh recommend them if you are 6ft tall bear person. :3https://t.co/H3oVqy7exG

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 5 years ago

$200 is way over my price range for a forearm crutch.Time to look at becoming Quadrupedal on the cheap using techniques from cosplay.'On the Design of foreleg extensions and Quadrupedal Costumes' https://t.co/IIH4y1n5bu https://t.co/bE6K0Z2IoG

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1/20/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

My ex wife told me to never walk that far again or she would leave me. Looks whos laughing now. 🐻

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1/20/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I think about walking 40 miles to chear me up and here visa is with his weird ideas.Think bigger. <3https://t.co/Gba6c4kdpj

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanvβ€’ about 5 years ago

TIL only 3 humans have completed a known human-powered circumnavigation of the globe (No sails, etc: pedals/rowing) 1. Jason Lewis and Stewie Smith, 1994β€”2007, travelling 74,842km (46,505 mi) 2. Erden EruΓ§, 2007β€”2012, travelling 66,299 km (41,196 mi) https://t.co/uMkgBI1pXR

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1/23/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

If I lose my arms and legs, I'm going to learn how to propel myself with really aggressive farts, and float cross the ocean like a manatee.https://t.co/Nierbg3xdK

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ almost 9 years ago

Don't step on people's dreams.Sometimes creativity takes the form of a cruel wind and farting squid:https://t.co/b6SxJhLY4R

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1/23/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Or a sloth experiencing something akin to Crohn's disease associated anal retentiveness.Witches float, you see... https://t.co/rTJcYJCHYf

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 5 years ago

@ballofgame Also, finding out that sloths do infact fart to float, but only the small ones.

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1/23/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

reminding myself to be not afraid."Operating Theory: If sometimes all you can do is curl up into a ball, try to create an environment where you at least roll in the right direction." https://t.co/LEbKMp7daC

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1/23/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I have grand dreams.https://t.co/6r40x3seI1

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 5 years ago

So we can outrun horses and defend ourselves against mountain lions? #HumansAreSpaceOrcshttps://t.co/fhQkOmvAg5

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4/14/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

and I seek to realize them.https://t.co/hDAV2AwpRW

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago

Huh"These findings support a causal relationship between mTOR activation, lung cell senescence, and lung alterations in COPD, thereby identifying the mTOR pathway as a potentially new therapeutic target in COPD."https://t.co/Kb1VOIoTJOhttps://t.co/oMyplKewKM

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4/14/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I can walk again.https://t.co/8HqYi04Sn7

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 4 years ago

@davidasinclair Back in September I literally had to crawl to the bathroom (and bought crutches), basically sleeping for 18-24 hours & chronically fatigued. And now I'm balancing on one leg no problem, and am awake most of the day.Improvement coincides with when bears come out of hibernation.

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6/30/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Gray imagined a person who might have rivalled the power and acclaim of the poet John Milton. Yet, the person was mute and did not achieve glory because chance and circumstance prevented the emergence of his or her greatness." https://t.co/G8qosjhWD8https://t.co/ZtjK7fCU7z

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 4 years ago

Talking to a bunch of smart people in a slack group about my ideas on human hibernation. https://t.co/gUnnJSt52f

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1/11/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I want to be the first human in modern times to achieve verifiable hibernation. But only because no one else seems to be trying.https://t.co/bkNkqYAq8l

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 8 years ago

Consider all my tweets CC BY-SAW/ quotes or embedding falling under fair use.The common is more important than me.https://t.co/vINDeoDydF

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1/11/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

My greatest dreams involve being forgotten because my ideas outlive me.https://t.co/kSsLQtvm6F

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago

Have you tried planting little acorns from which the mighty oak trees grow, in hopes of growing an idea that might solve the most important problems in you field?β€” Not quite Richard Hamming

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1/11/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Memetic reincarnation.https://t.co/18pHTJrOBM

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1/11/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Mimetic Rivalry can be used to become stronger.I want to out run Jamie Mantzel.He was 1998 All-American for Distance Medley Relay.'brown bears' https://t.co/iOfGSWAbWGhttps://t.co/liEoJ1M03X https://t.co/eozMs8ipQm

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 6 years ago

I (was) creating an amalgam of the best traits of all the cool people I meet on here and then pretend this figment of my imagination is my mimetic rival. Then I think of ways of becoming better than this entity. More kind, more caring, more thoughtful, more creative.

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Mimetic desire is one hell of a drug" β€” Shestovian

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I am a rival with my past self. He once road his bike for 22 miles straight.I can't even do more than a minute. 🚴

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

A minute is better than not being able to stand long enough to mount the bike.πŸ’ͺ

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"You must break the soul of whatever the fuck is in front of you" πŸ§πŸ˜…πŸ€¨πŸ€”https://t.co/9ZeUMZNBIHhttps://t.co/n2fb5KzdRq

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ENERGY@sentient_cellβ€’ over 3 years ago

David Goggins made me discover mimetic rivarly, which is quite a beast He calls this technique "taking souls". Worth hearing his experience. He used it to go far beyond his known physical limits Want to merge insights of practitioners and researchers on important ideas someday

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

My hero is a builder.He told me how to overcome obstacles.To have faith, and not give up. To believe in what I can do.https://t.co/U18dAkNs8u

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ almost 7 years ago

When I run into a wall, I claw away at it until I find a way to climb it. Even if it means waiting for my claws to grow back as I chip away at the mortar to build my own handholds.Fixing my self.https://t.co/1M0UnOtObd

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Goggin's found power in rejecting other people's doubt. There is wisdom there.Sometimes the strongest doubter of your own abilities is yourself.Tell yourself to fuck off.https://t.co/Yp2tCJiWKY

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago

It meant so much to have people believe in me.https://t.co/SR4hy2Ci6n

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

If your soul is broken, fix it.Heal yourself. Become gilded.https://t.co/3mRuEIaym6

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 7 years ago

@vgr I aimed for Kintsugi - gilded cracked pottery of a master craftsman. But I mostly I just had large chunks of broken thoughts glued randomly together with bits of poop metaphor https://t.co/KwxQWo4Gsh

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Are you broken beyond repair? Full of holes?Maybe you were meant to be a sieve, to filter out the detritus of life. Learn how to use a Saruca.Maybe you'll find the diamond in the rough.https://t.co/tbL1BuPoRL

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I saw a challenge, and like Goggins I started calculating.It will take about six months to walk across the country.https://t.co/eI4L80r49x

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago

I plan to throw my crutches into the ocean after walking to the other side of the country.https://t.co/vbgic2I7lZ

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"if I divide this project into a thousand pieces can i do at least one per day?yeah I think so.is any one of those thousand pieces going to be impossible?no."Get started.https://t.co/stZpkg556x

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2/12/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Choose your rivals well. <3 https://t.co/CGHdwRRGvW

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2/24/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ over 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

The stuff that I've said in my tweets are insane.My list of shitpost miracles keeps growing.https://t.co/g61oZe8VkT https://t.co/rJVeG00n8h

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ almost 4 years ago

Diarrhea of a mad scientist.https://t.co/ipk7DLEAKt

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2/24/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I can run. I feel uncoordinated and my arms and legs feel a bit like clay while doing it, but I can sprint short distances.https://t.co/zJRgMqEqT1

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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 3 years ago

@Grimhood I ran partly up a hill yesterday. About 600ft distance and 3 stories of height (~30 feet elevation). Would have ran the whole thing but my friend's pants were falling down.Last fall I could barely make it a 3rd of way before my legs fatigued and I had to stop (while walking).

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8/11/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ about 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

don't give up.

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6/28/2024
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UltimApe@ultimapeβ€’ 12 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Rookie Numbers. https://t.co/zVeigYQV5s

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ben@direct_symbolβ€’ over 1 year ago

30kg/30km is this ok https://t.co/RzY4PdfND3

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9/26/2024
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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanvβ€’ over 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

@ultimape πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ”₯

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1/23/2021