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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I just learned how to make my own dishwasher using a sprinkler thanks to thinking about saucepans and shoeboxes.https://t.co/lwVpSD8ZTq https://t.co/7hemBpA84E

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eigenrobot@eigenrobotover 5 years ago

https://t.co/5bxK5ORcU6

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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I may have just invented a self cleaning toilet using a sprinkler.https://t.co/k3YveUPNZH

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Have you tried inventing a self cleaning toilet?https://t.co/3rWjnROWCW

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Please, for the love of god, do not use toilet water to wash your dishes.But... if you leave the urine in the toilet for a while, it turns into ammonia and can be used to clean things.Roman engineering... not even once.https://t.co/InRH7CQ33d

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I just realized I can build in a water-proof gopro into the system and turn it into a smart toilet that washes itself and sends pictures of scat to the cloud... for reasonshttps://t.co/hYqBaFhAuC

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

@JimmyRis @The_Lagrangian "If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product, you’ve launched too late." - Reid Hoffmanhttps://t.co/ew4awFOGyr#Fuckitshipshit

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Reason number 153 for why I need to live on my own:Wanting to set up a datalogging system to capture pictures to train Deep learning model of my feces, and use it to build an automatic urine diverting system for testing of dissolved solids.https://t.co/FLQeGAe3mW

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I'm learning about acid corrosion to figure out if there are solenoids I can use to automate urine delivery for testing plant growth as a proxy measure for hormones.I have no idea what i'm doing with my life, but hydraulic manifolds sure are interesting.

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I think I just realized I can use Albert Einstein's "Folgerungen aus den Capillaritätserscheinungen" as a way to guess at the ingredients that make up the urine -> just feed an arrangement of wicks and take photos to gauge how fast they wick.Wish I knew German. https://t.co/y17dE3wW4y

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I cleaned out a bucket of legos the other day. They were lying on the floor drying. I just stepped over them to take a piss.Ideas flow forth from the damnedest places.

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"By developing hardware that uses inexpensive LEGO components as its building blocks, we’ve built an accessible tool that delivers customisable cutting-edge microscopy at a fraction of the cost."https://t.co/nWyAiPJcjqhttps://t.co/lg0cS5N1uS

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I can automate the production of vials full of fermented urine samples. It will be art.https://t.co/mkAXDhpvKY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Do you think pateon would be alright with having one of my reward teirs be "access to a sample of fermented urine as a memento"?DIY Science funding is challenging.https://t.co/WycRRdXhog

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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I'm going to go play a video game where I have to collect toilet water and bones to make glue.Apparently you can do this IRL.https://t.co/d337AbhNTS

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

If you make bone glue using urine in a sauce pan, I highly recommend not eating out of said sauce pan.https://t.co/3ah1tJompDhttps://t.co/Pg7uLLPj1U

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I just learned how to make my own dishwasher using a sprinkler thanks to thinking about saucepans and shoeboxes.https://t.co/lwVpSD8ZTq https://t.co/7hemBpA84E

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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Tired: Honey UrineWired: Mead Urine"Running tests on her urine, the team confirmed remarkably high levels of ethanol production, suggesting her strange results were due to yeast fermenting sugar in the bladder."https://t.co/7dGtkglaArNo one looking.https://t.co/QD9EBmQ9z5

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 6 years ago

@FoodieScience @phylogenomics @mgodoyh @elizabarclay There was a neat finding recently on non-alcoholic fatty liver disease. Apparently there is a bacteria that can produce alcohol and cause something similar!https://t.co/157YUoufMfWould be fun to find out that the genes behind this effect in bacteria are widespread.

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2/27/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

🤫😏🤭https://t.co/tPYYtLZQog

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I want to diabetic testing kits that involves fermenting their pee and using a hydrometer + some machine learning to guess at their approximate blood sugar levels over sampling period.DIY insulin testing needs to exist alongside DIY insulin.Inspired:https://t.co/gbeDeLCwWX

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I am not sane.https://t.co/83N3uLKpjg

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Time to learn how to detect 6-sulfatoxymelatonin in my pee.https://t.co/PFtSbyWwD8

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2/28/2020
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

In this game, you can ferment corn into grain alcohol, and use it along with some aloe to help with making a med kit.I giggled about how accurate the game was. And then everyone starts learning about making your own DIY hand sanitizer, and I laugh.https://t.co/y01usEVnF9

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

I'm going to go play a video game where I have to collect toilet water and bones to make glue.Apparently you can do this IRL.https://t.co/d337AbhNTS

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I want a copper still to make banana alcohol.Now, do I need to go thru and separate out the spirits if I don't intend to drink it? That's the interesting question here. https://t.co/S8rlERMNhd

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 7 years ago

I learned how to make banana moonshine the other day. https://t.co/it8QzRpTmv

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Wondering about training my gut bacteria to make it so I can drink wine without getting innebreiated by acting as a substitute for substitute for alcohol dehydrogenase (ADH) and aldehyde dehydrogenase (ALDH)https://t.co/XUZXFrei6w https://t.co/bTsihzWlDK

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
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My guess is we would expect to see lower rates of Hangover?https://t.co/UESuUWNWIa

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

alcohol is a fancy hydrocarbonhttps://t.co/F5mHSKG726

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

1890s euphemism for sex associated sweat + semen:"The glue-pot has come unstuck"Likely a reference to how glue was made by boiling animal hide in urine and stunk like putrid nastiness. https://t.co/ue2HZGAesJ

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

If you make bone glue using urine in a sauce pan, I highly recommend not eating out of said sauce pan.https://t.co/3ah1tJompDhttps://t.co/Pg7uLLPj1U

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

NightHawkInLight made a video on how to make lampblack!User 'dustin thewind' writes:"Just found an article that talked about various additives and it pointed out that the urea also allows the glue to stay liquid at room temp... very useful info."https://t.co/6KiGrPyfCh

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1/14/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Apparently the way that lampblack is made is very particular, all the more-so if you're trying to use it to make authentic Chinese fireworks.https://t.co/mfP15S5IaQ

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 5 years ago

Ancient Chemistry is cool. So much can be made out of burning some cowbones (or lampoil) and boiling hide.https://t.co/JVEMWZuIP7A form of ink used on Ancient Chinese paper was basically exactly that.https://t.co/xCsJJR3BpXWith similar used by Greek, Roman, and Egyptian.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
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Very particular... get it?It's about how the carbon is turned into dust particles.I'll show myself out.

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1/14/2021
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Healing people by testing dick water.https://t.co/SRRTB2MjkY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 4 years ago

@enkiv2 @sirsfurther the Sumerian word for 'urine' is "dick water" :Dhttps://t.co/VTsoOnOGCf https://t.co/ZOGFSZDG0T

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
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Talking to my GF I met on OkCupid about how I wanna be able to eat raw crude oil one day.There is hope.https://t.co/tIoXJlF5fH

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

gosh, I wonder what the farts would smell like.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I'm learning that it is illegal to own gas powered small engines in California? Is that correct?https://t.co/Nsu1tCwlV9

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4/3/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

It is significantly harder to manage and control your own electrical mowing apparatus. You can learn to maintain gas lawnmowers over a summer. Electricity production typically links you to the grid and becomes a form of subjugation. https://t.co/J656cSJe9C

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

I can't confirm, but there is a very good chance that @greenworkstools has a very low decibel rating for their lawn care equipment.https://t.co/pWIWbgUMHpAs some who is autistic and struggles with related sensory processing issues, this is a godsend. https://t.co/ySsmR5D2pR

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

The answer is to learn to become nomadic.https://t.co/UyCloptrt1

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago

I wonder how many of the anti-tesla bots and news accounts were actually Russian and Chinese propaganda campaigns meant to subvert America's ability to launch spy satellites. https://t.co/6wnCutXN3U

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Sheep cut grass for you, and make milk, wool, and fertilizer. They can even pull things! No electricity required, and if they are able to forage on their own they will often eat wild garlic which helps fight methane production.https://t.co/9NodHA0cED

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 5 years ago

"Sheep grazing has been identified as one way to make productive agricultural use from land that is also being used for solar energy generation."https://t.co/LHDMiT393N

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's fun to read livestock laws. Did you know that feed and drugs for livestock are supposedly untaxable in california according to https://t.co/xt4y0uWWAZThe challenge becomes navigating local municipality regulations around keeping livestock.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

So hypothetically, keeping a sheep and living off it's milk may mean you are able to feed yourself without paying into taxes.

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

The hard part here is that "right to farm" laws may not apply to nomadic shepherds. There may be a way around this if you anchor yourself to a physical farm as a farmhand.https://t.co/9ArYPmaZH6

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Yuck.https://t.co/u8J7E9JAiV

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Learning about gasifiers thanks to @erickandgoat https://t.co/kGWoXmG3Tx

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Apparently you can use a still to make your own gasoline-esque material from biowaste?https://t.co/mIYzzoU256

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Here's a link he shared for getting a continuous still.https://t.co/c373KouqvMWould be great for making perfume https://t.co/3laHsefZyW https://t.co/u4UwVEzrJE

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 4 years ago

@CodysLab Should be able to make a still from scratch, if not a complete chem glassware set."The world's first recorded chemist is a woman named Tapputi, a perfume maker whose existence was recorded on a 1200 BCE Cuneiform tablet in Babylonian Mesopotamia."https://t.co/RtxEGj1erO

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Might fuck around and find out.https://t.co/znA7eousHl

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 4 years ago

Gonna make some spicy rum.I'm not a lawyer, but I'm fairly certain plant distillation (essential oil production) is legal in Vermont. https://t.co/ZEtqLP4yHLhttps://t.co/heaDWCV5QX

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Looks like you can make a gas-like fuel out of mead! https://t.co/yy4jt5kRzOI wanna make mead already, so this is fun.

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Yeah! Illegal gasoline powered engines powered by moonshine. Thats cool sounding.https://t.co/XB4oZDfzX8

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I have some content on alcohol production because it's useful for so many things besides getting inebriated.Just created a subproject for Honey Winehttps://t.co/iKClxZNnlZ

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Something that keeps popping up in my fertility health research is how often honey is used to enhance reproduction. Once I've got some ways to test semen at home, it might be worth while to get some basic mead going to see what happens.

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
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Of course if you're just using it for fuel and plan on stilling it, then it won't matter as much about health topics.Gets pretty ridiculous at scale https://t.co/80Zxye0qVO

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago
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And hey, if you mess up, can always turn it into vinegar https://t.co/cHoizm6POu

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10/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

I have everything I need to turn toilet paper into alcohol except a space to do it.https://t.co/HDvu9dvxyw

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Back in 2012 I made an argument at a party that in the case of the apocalypse, you'd be best off if you stockpiled toilet paper and built facilities to make alcohol (as antiseptic), to barter with.Ya'll gut any that delicious loo roll?https://t.co/q6nB6uj0pz

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

I need a lair.https://t.co/q1rLGAzsef

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 2 years ago

@Bonecondor Will do consulting work for access to a lair.https://t.co/JKD38srFfu

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Shitposting on bluesky about how to run cows (and sheep?) off of literal crude oil thanks to @DougDougFood and a cool scientist who is using genetically engineered gut bacteria to make cows fart less. https://t.co/NXdrw3JR1m

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8/27/2024
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

If I can distill trees into wood alcohol, do you think I can drink it and not go blind if I had the right kind of gut bacteria in me?https://t.co/DDFEtFZ3e4

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago

I've been experimenting lately to see if I can harbor acetate making microbes in my gut. Neutralizing small amounts of alcohol & turning it into acetate & eventually butryate should super-power my gut health. Butryate producers need lactate as well. https://t.co/cNUkQscgWg

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

If I can literally feed cows crude oil, do you think that would make it non-taxable under California law?

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Do not drink crude oil. It is toxic and unsafe.https://t.co/f765lMrWRJ

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8/28/2024
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 1 year ago
Replying to @ultimape

Do not make fermented alchohols out of horse feed.https://t.co/Z4M3IpWjJ3

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 3 years ago

@seconds_0 @__justplaying @Worf16958608 Horse grain vinegar sounds really good.

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UltimApe@ultimape12 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I've... found something amazing. Why even use a saurcepan! https://t.co/7MBwNDuR5a

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UltimApe@ultimape12 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I found the vod.https://t.co/b1AeVJPED1

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9/29/2024
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UltimApe@ultimape5 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I wonder if this puts uneven pressure on the glass as the fats cools locally. Roommate broke a glass top like this and it was cheaper to buy an entire new range than replace it.https://t.co/j4552s8O5w

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null@nullpointered5 months ago

They don’t want you to know this but you don’t need a pan https://t.co/gvvvy9BH4t

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