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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago

Bringing the blood of the Eucharist into my stomach so that I may feed his blessed spirit.https://t.co/bwFMQzBJurSoul? Sole... SOL?!Praise Ye Sun Gods!An offering of Resveratrol.Feast on the dead plant cells he grows for you.bask in his warm embrace.Kombucha! Kombucha!

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Kombucha?! my lord! Kombucha!O lord, Kombucha!

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago
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gallic, protocatechuic, chlorogenic, caffeic, syringic, ferulic, sinapic, gentisic, isoferulic, rosmarinic and p-coumaric acids, vanillin, epicatechin, epicatechin gallate, catechin, resveratrol, kaempferol, myricetin, apigenin, luteolin, quercetin, rutin.https://t.co/eN2TKdJqLW

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago
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By the power of science, I am communing with the holy spirit that lives within my bowels.https://t.co/xDNWo0pqMa

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago
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F*ck this shit, I'm out. https://t.co/GVzzOH43Pb

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago
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Surround yourself with mushrooms and have them worship the sun for you. Then eat them as sacrifice.The mammon of god gives vitamin D and rids us of our demons, cleansing our bowels.Learn to be more like the ant.https://t.co/9iBB5lF6nh

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 6 years ago

Might have already answered my own question. Vegans may be getting vitamin D from mushrooms... (just like how vegetarian ants use fungus and microbes to generate their necessary nutrients?)https://t.co/1fGh4ArXJa

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