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Bringing the blood of the Eucharist into my stomach so that I may feed his blessed spirit.https://t.co/bwFMQzBJurSoul? Sole... SOL?!Praise Ye Sun Gods!An offering of Resveratrol.Feast on the dead plant cells he grows for you.bask in his warm embrace.Kombucha! Kombucha!
gallic, protocatechuic, chlorogenic, caffeic, syringic, ferulic, sinapic, gentisic, isoferulic, rosmarinic and p-coumaric acids, vanillin, epicatechin, epicatechin gallate, catechin, resveratrol, kaempferol, myricetin, apigenin, luteolin, quercetin, rutin.https://t.co/eN2TKdJqLW
By the power of science, I am communing with the holy spirit that lives within my bowels.https://t.co/xDNWo0pqMa
F*ck this shit, I'm out. https://t.co/GVzzOH43Pb
Surround yourself with mushrooms and have them worship the sun for you. Then eat them as sacrifice.The mammon of god gives vitamin D and rids us of our demons, cleansing our bowels.Learn to be more like the ant.https://t.co/9iBB5lF6nh