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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

In the year 3535.https://t.co/roxVCOIfUK

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5/31/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

DIY soylent, but it's targeting people's microbiome. I had this idea before. even talked about it to @AlexTheChemistWould go along well with @seedhealth as a subscription service.Though the DIY option is to make it yourself like how people grow their own supply of cannabis.

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5/31/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I want my toilet to have a sensor to measure my metabolic profile and metabolome, then use that information to control an automated @farmbotio to grow food for me. Nootropics on steroids.

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5/31/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

What's that, you're dropping in metabolite x and your sleep schedule is being affected? Time to start growing plant y that produces terpenes a, b, c, to help improve the population of bacteria f and g.

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5/31/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

*touches the earth*A great battle happened here."Moreover, storage of stool samples at room temperature for more than 3 days is not advisable." 🤔https://t.co/2Ej9K6Iogi

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Elevated faecal calprotectin indicates the migration of neutrophils to the intestinal mucosa, which occurs during intestinal inflammation, including inflammation caused by inflammatory bowel disease." neathttps://t.co/sH276ihh0l

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Cool! Someone's already working on exploring this."The hypothesis of the study was that levels of fecal calprotectin could predict failure, while fecal indole levels could predict success in in preventing recurrence after FMT."https://t.co/FMpIs9iESx

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Fecal indole has been used as a marker of a diverse intestinal microbiome with physiologic levels of intestinal short chain fatty acids and butyrate as well as anti-inflammatory cytokines associated with improved intestinal barrier function"Butyrate tho.

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"this paper presents an approach to stool analysis using headspace gas chromatography and a single metal oxide sensor coupled to artificial neural network software."https://t.co/TdTkcKz7hE

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Why does a lot of indole smell like feces, but a little bit smells like a flower? We don’t know for sure—but it seems that when scent hits your nose in large concentrations, it binds to a wider range of receptors than it does when only a trace"https://t.co/fukkqkPcwc

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank, butLean a little bit closer, seeRoses really smell like boo-boo-ooh" 😭https://t.co/pOPi6LDvOV

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"major scent compound that plays a role in these interactions is indole. It is the most prolific nitrogen-containing volatile found in the petals of flowering plants and it is biosynthesized and emitted from the flowers of over 30 distinct plant families"https://t.co/jFXPDH09No

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Takeaway: Some flowers literally smell like shit, and bees use the variation in indole production as part of their distinction between different pollen producers.https://t.co/ExwKmaUJLb

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Accidentally answering my own questions.https://t.co/Z5C9I3L0lY

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

How do I test my poop for SCFA?

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

A new and interesting question: are bees selecting for buytrate production by targeting flowers with prebiotic compounds - using scent to differentiate between bacterial and fungal waste products?https://t.co/QnYcTtJRFh

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

I'm... going to guess that honey and honey bee gut bacteria promotes butyrate production and that butyrate producing microbes improve rheumatoid arthritis symptoms. 🐝Not going to bother looking that up right now, but leaving this here for future me.

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

When my nose was chronically clogged and I couldn't smell anything for years, the only scent that seemed to work it's way thru to my consciousness was really strong flowers, fecal matter, and rotten milk.https://t.co/cazU4q3RxW

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

Somatic Consciousness - Embodied intelligence.https://t.co/SvzHuo3xft

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"This kind of “sewer epidemiology” is increasingly being used to take the health pulse of cities – and even monitor the health effects of major economic events." 🤔https://t.co/YOEgvLVyAg

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Historically we had a thing where people would sample royalty's urine to test for diabetes ('honey urine'). I wonder if there was a ever a job to smell sewers to detect for health issues. Miasma theory? Sewer Gas?https://t.co/BPKx29YrcZ

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Somatic Meta-Consciousnesshttps://t.co/4XQpqnDvep

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 8 years ago

All of my twitter threads are slowly converging into a mixture of feces and politics.https://t.co/mRiYXmHpxr

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Seriously though, did @tferriss literally bring in a scale into the bathroom, or was he just using the 'birstol stool scale' to 'measure' his poop? I read 4 hour body a while ago and I might have came away with the wrong impression.Words are hard.https://t.co/503o4Opuf9

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 8 years ago

Always In my head:Rob Rhinehart's no poop via reduction of bacteria,Tim Ferris's poop weighs,Feynman's Trees:https://t.co/ALZseqao6b

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6/1/2019
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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Interesting side note: the fluctuation in indole and calprotectin in that Crohn's Disease Fecal Mater Test study also align with my past observations on how ubiome's population based measures are likely not accurate enough to be meaningful.https://t.co/VXiJxNCsN1

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 8 years ago

It seems the bacterial amounts can fluctuate in really small time periods.A point in time measure of your biome is basically going to be useless?https://t.co/JVAcQBELwg https://t.co/eWSPLKRH5U

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"could also help pave the way for personalized microbiome management, in which real-time readouts of the state of our microbiomes—say, from a smart toilet—could tell us to change our dietary habits to avoid illness and improve our general well-being." https://t.co/HZeQj7Nipo

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8/19/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"I mean, you can keep a big closet of poop if you want, but I'm not going in there. Just keep it non-stinky!"I love my GF.https://t.co/u1WftdX14F

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 5 years ago

Reason number 153 for why I need to live on my own:Wanting to set up a datalogging system to capture pictures to train Deep learning model of my feces, and use it to build an automatic urine diverting system for testing of dissolved solids.https://t.co/FLQeGAe3mW

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8/20/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I joked once how I am a force of nature. I didn't specify what kind.https://t.co/QB2pmPW1Et

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 7 years ago

"And it is a perfect example of one of natures most fundamental rules: if there is a hole something will crawl up there and poop in it…" — @zefrankhttps://t.co/Adcf1bY2nx

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8/20/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

People poop in closets all the time!"Water closets are becoming increasingly popular in American homes, but many are still unclear on what the term means." https://t.co/cPcgccFNkh

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8/20/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Maybe we could fix this somehow?https://t.co/zX269LcLLS

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

"it will require a new state paradigm where the regeneration of a healthy populace—and not just the management of its illnesses for profit or stability—is a matter of species-level biosecurity, and afforded the priority that such a problem demands."https://t.co/x3rpZj84aj

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8/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

this idea smells like shithttps://t.co/GIW0iW4Bc7

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 6 years ago

I want my toilet to have a sensor to measure my metabolic profile and metabolome, then use that information to control an automated @farmbotio to grow food for me. Nootropics on steroids.

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8/21/2022
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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Do you think we could give flies LSD and have a hungry spider eat them?https://t.co/PwOuFqs1TU

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

@algekalipso Everbody wants that indole chemy.https://t.co/Eoq1PZd6RW

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

GF is allergic to goat/sheep milk now, so I can't live off goat milk. Makes me sad for reasons I can't quite explain. https://t.co/I30mxFK435

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 8 years ago

New goal in life: convincing friends to pee on goats... for science!FYI: Unlike spiders, goats love taste of urine.https://t.co/WdTuQBsbW4

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

DeepSqueek the bacteria vibes by dumping in various chemicals; as a way to divine the wisdom from toilet waters.https://t.co/SxtpPUg6zu

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UltimApe@ultimape7 months ago

Oh hello there, simple method that would allow me to listen to the scream of dying demons as they drown in the alcoholic ether of my mind. https://t.co/jGql8EiFpA

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"This planet's stinkyI should call up EnkiAnd say "What were you thinkin'?Look at the mess you made!"Disposable humans that you made from a monkeyThis planet has gone to the apes" 🎶https://t.co/RfLSTEDCcc

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3/5/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

It won't be long until medical research is authorized in Vermont. But until then, have you considered moving to boston?https://t.co/4748R6MuNm

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UltimApe@ultimapealmost 7 years ago

I'm still waiting for another study where they actually give spiders LSD and not just some piss.https://t.co/aNDKpEggiY

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

"Girl, you know you've got to watch your health"https://t.co/5b11gQhpOx

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3/5/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

It's weird how youtube mixes look different if you open in a non-logged in browser.I wonder what state space it's sampling from when there is no ID'd user.Also, I <3 https://t.co/ZDK64wENK1 https://t.co/L0vnpnavB0

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Dumuzid = EnHathor = KiEn-unna-kihttps://t.co/y3Zg4EpoCb

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UltimApe@ultimape12 months ago

And what happens if we are blessed by Dumuzid?https://t.co/HNG9WQzW80

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

He Ka Tehttps://t.co/9Co8ND7lw0

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3/5/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Puns of on names of gods and demons all the way down.https://t.co/OOXomNQb7t

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

@thiagovscoelho @kryptoklob @eigenrobot @Race__Realist @zeta_globin @bennettpoasting "Kek is the deification of the concept of primordial darkness in the ancient Egyptian Ogdoad cosmogony of Hermopolis." https://t.co/tfIx5mB4tWwe are blind

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

The jokes write themselves.https://t.co/FmIIOrfjPE

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 9 years ago

Cecotropemore like kek-o-trophies, amirite?#JokesForNerds

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3/5/2025
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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Something old.https://t.co/LjsQXzx8oF

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

@TASTEforTEA_ @eigenrobot I see it. Nay, Smell it. I am hallucinating gold's scent now. Neat. https://t.co/WZUlMhVWxH

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Ring ring ring.https://t.co/r6JLhzVQ3j

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

@algekalipso The past is calling.anujānāmi bhikkhave cattāri mahāvikaṭāni dātuṁ gūthaṁ muttaṁ chārikaṁ mattikanti.

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Banana phonehttps://t.co/KZCsidY51k

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

I can make predictions about gut bacteria from steel-manning ancient healing practices.But yeah, those 4k year old neo-Babylonian medical tablets that accurately describe symptoms and talk about cures? Just superstitious hokum...https://t.co/i7Zvw36J2H https://t.co/LLi05VKZ4x

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Trace https://t.co/ojGRey9Hkz

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UltimApe@ultimapeabout 3 years ago

@nosilverv @no_identd Gotta trace a lot of these things thru a sort of rumor network to see how occult teachings influenced more modern thinkers. https://t.co/0JbCBaZkHE https://t.co/W4Y8KCrAuV

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Goddess of darkness. A singsong of oblivion.https://t.co/cpsdyWyBbP

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago

"Girl, you know you've got to watch your health"https://t.co/5b11gQhpOx

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

Angels wear white. https://t.co/dgewsWGnQG

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

let my people glowThis is not a pun, nor is it metaphor.https://t.co/BXLslcEq3t

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UltimApe@ultimapeover 1 year ago

I want to glow. I want ever cell in my body to vibrate in a way to releases light.https://t.co/KPrqMvLa1f

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

This is an old idea tho.https://t.co/EvJkPalr9s

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UltimApe@ultimape9 months ago

@GENIC0N isaiah 1:16-19A red labcoat.https://t.co/5zutSXpwOk

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
Replying to @ultimape

I am not a doctor.https://t.co/GP9udLTVCz

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UltimApe@ultimape11 months ago

And now it's symbol of status and knowledge."With the possible exception of a priest’s clerical collar, there is no workplace clothing as threaded with symbolism as a doctor’s white coat." https://t.co/vzDisns4wahttps://t.co/cwq8M2imjR

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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And as if on cue.Lullaby byehttps://t.co/obWxLeYC1B https://t.co/XyTMqnxe5j

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UltimApe@ultimape6 months ago
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fallout boyhttps://t.co/KX5KOtKeRj

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