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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago

Likes/dislikes are computed via an eventually consistent layer. This happens on YouTube videos, especially popular ones due to replication.Twitter likes hide this; are saved+added on client b/c are not always updated in real time due to limitations caused by the CAP theorem. https://t.co/Q3YF3TDpVM

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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Options:1) A misunderstanding of how likes work, and YouTube isn't designed to account for it. Just looks bad.2) He is tricking you into trying to click the dislike button (unlikely?).3) The CAP theorem limitations are actually being used to hide nefarious doings upstream?

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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4) It's a bug.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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5) Being a high profile reporter of military drones etc: Him and all the friends he's got to attempt it are all being secretly gas-lit by the same agency and are intercepting their likes via a backdoor.(I actually rate this option fairly high myself.)

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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6) like are fake, all social media is a lie meant to control your mind. The conspiracy theories are true and this is MKultra's social media side in action.(I have family who would believe this; but they also believe in big-foot and are legitimately ghost hunters. No joke.)

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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7) Google is actually politically biased! I TOLD YOU! /s

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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8) Controversy of the video might have triggered an anti-sock puppet mechanism; Its actually hiding dislikes by legitimate users: it thinks they are automated. Clicking on dislike button to 'test' it is giving system false positives. People are reading into it as a conspiracy.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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9) 1,2,3,6,7,8 are all true. This is the result of a metapsyop by MKultra (or 'the russians' / 'china') to convince more people to watch the video and get mad again. I have fallen for the trap by redirecting your attention toward it and I am sorry.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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10) 9, but it's actually the Koreans.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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11) I am not real and this is a simulated reality. All thoughts are meaningless patterns of electricity within a temporary manifold of space-time contained within an alien computer system we have yet to understand.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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12) All computation exists in an eigenstate congruent with modern thinking about space-time and aligns with the physics duality of quantum->classical representations.https://t.co/kmCn8iqHNU

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago

11) 10, but the simulated reality is how MKultra does 9. You are simply part of the simulation and your torture is how the basilisk works. See also: Black Mirror's episode called "USS Callister" for reference.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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13) Likes are encoded on a blockchain and the current reality has yet to be appended because the simulators are competing for the correct hash that minimizes reality distortions.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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15) computers were a mistake.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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16) 1, 4, 8 and 15 are all saying the same thing.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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11) 10, but the simulated reality is how MKultra does 9. You are simply part of the simulation and your torture is how the basilisk works. See also: Black Mirror's episode called "USS Callister" for reference.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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12) All computation exists in an eigenstate congruent with modern thinking about space-time and aligns with the physics duality of quantum->classical representations.https://t.co/jEJrGypHl4

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago

11) I am not real and this is a simulated reality. All thoughts are meaningless patterns of electricity within a temporary manifold of space-time contained within an alien computer system we have yet to understand.

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago
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14) Oh no, there's been a glitch in the append-only matrix. Hard fork imminent.https://t.co/J9loew8Phf

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 6 years ago

13) Likes are encoded on a blockchain and the current reality has yet to be appended because the simulators are competing for the correct hash that minimizes reality distortions.

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