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fucked up thing abt this is that there used to be something that ate tigers https://t.co/0cVo3E0sk4
which way western man https://t.co/rPZOyBzq5O
In advance of the 80th anniversary of D-Day, I'd like to remind Americans that our oldest ally, France, maintains a noble soul. https://t.co/C9DTp12dKl
oh no women what is you doin https://t.co/2kX1N7PH64
sitting in an interview with a candidate. watching his eyes flit back and forth between the camera and a second monitor to his left as he silently writes suddenly competent code after fumbling all the verbal discussion questions what are we even doing here
less than a week since my wife left and already i have reverted to barbarism https://t.co/deSKvROssT
ok finally discovered a kind of lore i want to know about in a non clickbait way: what one-shotted you? eg for me it was 90s movies about how having a career and a house in the burbs is the worst thing that can ever happen to someone i didn't realize i'd been Had until my 30s
this is actually seems incredibly odd, culturally speaking sharing a meal is probably the most ancient human social ritual how did sweden lose this? i have to imagine the swedes once had it https://t.co/aTwwMSjcuN https://t.co/ez1BLlqOKq
this was in the training data. you're welcome https://t.co/ud3CTLmsrV
they hate how little it takes for us to be happy https://t.co/fd7n7Yb9hP
i showed this to my wife and she turned away disgusted and now shes not talking to me https://t.co/Sxljj2eXM2 https://t.co/O97NLuR9EL
the best part about wifejak is that its origin story is, itself, extremely wifejak women be doing fun little projects :) https://t.co/GP23j2O2PC
>through friends trending to zero dear god https://t.co/ms2PrAbJhq
(police press conference voice) Flaco was no choirboy https://t.co/pTnHx7Y3a4
"travel" is fake no one except lord myles has "adventures" when they travel you are staying at a hotel, paying large sums of money to have a far worse experience than you could have in your own home and a far softer experience than you could have by spending a weekend in jail
lol they turned off grok chat but its still generating text in images https://t.co/a5ULFiAmLs
tired: visit country gas stations to find a wife wired: https://t.co/qN9WFHHJrm
is this design convergence or did they just steal the blueprints again https://t.co/MY4P9tfEVL
they wont teach you this in college https://t.co/0meBZVIcXs https://t.co/hCKuAIGWCV
this keeps happening https://t.co/SKduO6EcTu https://t.co/FJHiiG7SMa
"i wish for peace between the protestants and the catholics of northern ireland" https://t.co/CcLkFR7O9c
nearly broke a tooth eating a frozen pizza tonight wonder how that got baked in https://t.co/a07L0KSK0D
>communist >irish buckle up you are about to hear opinions about how to manage food supply from the worst qualified person imaginable https://t.co/ePY13jGbUM
I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU https://t.co/WuECGWJ5bc
my wife is mad at him because he "doesn't understand what women want at all, he's just mimicking ryan gosling" and its working anyway https://t.co/zZAEmynoL0 https://t.co/EYASkM6lCf
one reason to be skeptical of 9/11 conspiracy theories about controlled demolition or whatever is that i worked in a building that was a miniature WTC, designed by the same dude, and they had to structurally renovate it after 9/11 bc they learned the original design was fucked https://t.co/XdKfn9f1UF
people are reportedly enjoying themselves at the expense of british taxpayers https://t.co/kVkQ06ESyB
it wasnt until the 1980s that doctors were willing to countenance the possibility that infants can feel pain and they would (eg) just give babies muscle relaxants while they performed thoracic surgery on them https://t.co/55XUmdQmoA
if H1Bs are supposed to be a means of obtaining labor not available domestically it's curious they're cheaper than domestic labor an easy way to ensure that they aren't directly substituting for domestic labor would be to add a $100k surcharge per head
i dont know who these ppl are but this seems like a window into a sort of downwardly mobile culturally middle class zoomer hell https://t.co/TFiBhkYt9n
apparently there is a movement for people to just "be open" about how much money they have this is a terrible idea there are reasons we have norms against this and people who embrace "openness" are going to find out why very quickly why these norms exist
occasional reminder that lord of the flies was written because Golding read about boys being marooned and having a good time and this made him angry because he hated children so he wrote a book about dudes being assholes but no. irl, marooned bros on islands are chill https://t.co/kHOyrv0a9M https://t.co/mX1lfqNEqk
why are married people splitting the bill any bill at all why on earth would you waste time on this https://t.co/PIDB0pOaWc
remember like 100 years ago when the smart set was convinced that sexual repression was the main cause of mental illness and so we stopped sexually repressing people and now people have created insane bizarre types of sex unimaginable to our forebears yet theyre crazier than ever
@amapichannel γγγγγγΌγ γ―γγγγγγγ https://t.co/cFiAYacDoR
what if this isnt a leftward drift. what if its just nihilism https://t.co/QJ2bfcRa0h
fyi trump ppl the reason that nerds are unhappy about trump firing federal reserve people isnt because they particularly like those specific people issue is that it makes the fed look beholden to the executive and this is a very bad outcome for economic stability
i get it now, this is legit. reddit objects are objects recommended to _entry-level enthusiasts_ by topical subreddits because they work well to improve lives over baseline with a relatively low level of effort for a majority of cases reddit objects are high ROI! for example,
occasional reminder to men that one of the easiest ways to improve your life is to pay $50 for a nice double-edged safety razor and a stack of feather blades yes you'll bleed from your face for a week. but after that you'll live above from other men https://t.co/NpWBvBbHRw
if you haven't seen this its utterly bananas the scale of potential pwnage seems almost unfathomable to me idk how you even start going about fixing the vulnerability that led to this https://t.co/MdEv9cAcA8
after becoming a parent i subconsciously classified everyone i know into "trust to watch my kids," "trust only with direct supervision," and "you will never meet my children" fairly stressful when latter two groups include family but what can one do
old boss, great dude, worked at amazon hq a while eng team wanted a second coffee maker. theyre apparently like $10k he wrote up a doc estimating annual hours wasted waiting for the existing machine Γ average eng wage. obvs >> $10k the proposal was denied tldr short $amzn https://t.co/FtK0bGF693
insane wolf dude: i deliberately contracted hiv to get off british person: well what i am most concerned about is, i hope you're not going to use our taxpayer-funded health system to get treatment insane wolf dude: I AM GOING TO USE THE NHS https://t.co/M9ZJTNi0bN
this . . . this can't possibly be right? 3000 people go missing a year? in one mid-sized city? https://t.co/t1xpTSOYBC
people will really be like "you invented entire languages for your fantasy world? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, writing an epic story about medieval tax policy" and then not finish their epic story about medieval tax policy https://t.co/VxRRWk34N4
pov i'm running a retail business in a highly competitive market operating with a 1% margin and you've just told me i should "cut costs" https://t.co/v35ZOv9xVv
ever find yourself in a part of twitter you dont belong and its like the first scene in blade with the nightclub https://t.co/OXzgLv31lr
men, you dont have to accept this abuse yes your sexual urges are fucked up and bad. but women dont have a leg to stand on here https://t.co/W0cT7P8kx4
how do you do fellow straights https://t.co/ydjqogsOwB
the fact that this guy is shocked and surprised by being pulled over for harassing federal agents on the clock makes me think that leftists do not entirely believe their narratives about "fascism" or at least don't understand how fascist police historically operated