🧵 View Thread
🧵 Thread (17 tweets)
Plants have been breeding bees for ages.https://t.co/kxfKFLNrwR
"surprising videos of behavioral tests [...] that show how many of these moral traits all of us share."https://t.co/nZTFooQBHh
Plants have been breeding bees for ages. Bees have also been breeding plants.https://t.co/Ei3PSXbh1C https://t.co/1XT9VyUgLS
Trees have been breeding humans for ages.Humans have also been breeding trees.https://t.co/eyGJsqLGAd https://t.co/REDIA1Z3Ge
"has traditionally been used for the enhancement of sexual function in human beings." 👀 https://t.co/WzoSezpkRJhttps://t.co/ckfZZkHZuA
Can we domesticate Germs? [2007]https://t.co/SUw4SIDtQh
What If I told you that "Social Transfer of Pathogenic Fungus Promotes Active Immunisation in Ant Colonies"?https://t.co/3skG0QC5BS
Watch these flies get rekt while contemplating the complex signaling pathways of plant's distributed motor behavior.https://t.co/tXGRbeLy3V
Humans have been breeding plants for ages.I often wonder how have plants been breeding humans?https://t.co/RPXRdNSMS7
Plants have been breeding (with?) ants as external sex organs for ages. I wonder how how ants have been breeding plants.https://t.co/jVFsvCCGpa
Ant plant mutualisms are quite erotic TBH.https://t.co/iBUsMqLhPa
We insist on farming as a form of domestication. But me? I prefer to assume that crops are just really lazy and are actually taking advantage of us.https://t.co/WweXmVIJCW
Plants are really into scat play, they really love it when you throw shit at them.https://t.co/B7CFApzz38
Heck, some plants love scat play so much, they pretend to be balls of poop so insects can roll them around.https://t.co/ebUUFzpqbr
"And it is a perfect example of one of natures most fundamental rules: if there is a hole something will crawl up there and poop in it…" — @zefrankhttps://t.co/Adcf1bY2nx