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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago

🎃flavored is not 🎃spice.🎃Spice: spices you put in 🎃🥧.🎃🥧filling isn't even 🎃.🎃 actually taste like 💩.🍂Season: Ontological Nightmare.👌

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9/29/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I ate a Chobani yogurt yesterday that was just cinnamon, (maybe?) pumpkin purée, and sour flavoring. "Limited Batch"https://t.co/fIw5iIDiRQ https://t.co/HvdspAVUmZ

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I watched a taste-test episode of Good Mythical Morning.The only thing that probably had just 🎃were the🐕treat. https://t.co/Qqfd6x1GtT …

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9/29/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Here's the thing, I actually like "Pumpkin Spice", as in the assortment of spices put in classic pumpkin pie.https://t.co/WQBu9fgWuj

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Time of year again! Pumpkin spice seasoning is best seasoning. Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Cumin, Ginger #FuckYeahAutumnhttps://t.co/P48Gj10bbS

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I have often bought / mixed raw ingredients and put it in everything.Coffee, Yogurt, Burritos, Soylent, Bananas.https://t.co/D2rEadcN66

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Pumpkin spice all the things.

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9/29/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

I really like weird flavors.https://t.co/fmqu0Fniky

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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

Business idea: portable gelato cart, sells odd flavors like pumpkin spice/smoked salmon, & sriracha banana splits."Gelateux be kidding me"

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

#PremiumMediocre brands are fighting over consumer pallet using seasonal signaling goods: Imitation Pumpkin Spices!https://t.co/2I2hxFxue9

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Watching these coffee brands fight over holidays...TL;DR: McDonald's — put #PumpkinSpice in your #EggNog.#HolidayAbominationsTasteAwesome

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Now, due to consumer confusion. You can't know if your "🎃" is genuine (aka 🐕💩), a faux spiced abomination, or mislabeled real Pumpkin Spice.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

🎃: Biting into a big cookie of lies, or taking a sip of coffee'd piss masquerading under a forced consumer choice.https://t.co/GsEIozsxlr

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago

Dune is a political metaphor of spice traders.Pumpkin spice is a metaphor about our society's destruction. #molochhttps://t.co/qGaAqPhyPm

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"What was once a novelty became a cliche, and now is more akin to panic."https://t.co/IiiolI9HLn https://t.co/nWKA8Y3pQL

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

Why are so many marketing oriented things a tragedy of the commons; centralized orgs ramping up production & saturating manufactured demand?

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

What's point in trying to be a cooperator, when manipulating markets thru advertising sybil attacks avoids the need?https://t.co/BMqKO1AHTl

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 9 years ago

"We found that public goods game contributions increased when interspersed with competitive altruism games" https://t.co/J94E2yEkKd

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

"cucurbits and humans found a new mutualism. We got delicious, nutritious, hearty fruits and they got to live on."https://t.co/visg0nfTTq

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10/2/2017