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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago

→ Hive clones share a collective food reservoir ∵ Kirby's stomach is an extra-dimensional void.∴ Spit Attack evolved ∧ Proto-trophallaxis https://t.co/ZhNVvej5JN

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Also, Spicy Curry power-up → multiple shots b/c the collective is rejecting the tainted food thru the drone who consumed it (as punishment).

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Kirby Dream Course: complex meta games that competing colonies (pink, yellow) perform as a ritual to avoid head on conflict.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Kirby Right Back at Ya: Meta-Knight is a proto-kirby organism; recognizes his kin. Mutalism: feeds Kirby monsters to grow hive's microbiome.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Kirby Super Star: mash of microorganisms & fungi in Kirby's gut can conscript other organisms to work cooperatively. Player 2: cordecepted.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Kirby's Dream Land 2: Rick and other "animal friends" are actually being manipulated by a thriving hive to colonize and explore the planet.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Final boss in Super Star is actually a 'queen' that escaped King Dee Dee Dee's gut. Tells story of the destruction of an infesting hive.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Kirby is a "star warrior" - he's a larval form of a super organism that feeds & colonizes planets using fungus. He's same genus as Metroids.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Mario et. al. in Galaxy 2: trying to rid planets of fungi & codecepted monsters + fungus spawn. https://t.co/sIczre2GIp

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Smash Bros / Kingdom Battle / Mario RPG: An Endless Battle.Kirby: evolution of Cloud kingdom Infected w/ Toadstools. Uses Warp Star / Pipe https://t.co/P93Ouk1nxo

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Mario spots Samus in Mario RPG. Is she researching the Metroid's origins for a Science Mission?https://t.co/6IZp6Ldj7K

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Metroid lifeform infected w/ Phazon radiation can imitate samus?They have same origin: Chozo created Kirby's first.https://t.co/n0lHZFl8ro

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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YinYarn? just another queen living in a pocket universe that is in competition with Kirby's Hive.https://t.co/kCu4i50O0p

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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This connects @MatPatGT's fungi theory of toad to the larger universe of Nintendo, & suggests Kirby is an Ant.https://t.co/sFZiQefbNX /fin

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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I mean, Yin Yarn is clearly an elder form of the miden worker caste that you'd expect in the depths of a space-time manipulating colony. https://t.co/3Eg7pBjH2J

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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There's a precedent for a hive of dinosaur-like bird creatures being able to manipulate the universe using staves. https://t.co/IMpUjlUwg2

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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Mt Dedede is clearly a termite-like mound packed full of food. Kirby wasn't giving the food back, he was stealing a larder. https://t.co/ppIpdMhSIF

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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The bowser hive and the toadstool hive are similar.Waring colonies and a precedent for stealing entire castles. https://t.co/OhxKaEpRkI

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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That they sometimes cooperate isn't unheard of. There's a precedent in Ant species who use living mobile larders.https://t.co/pyWclOZWnp https://t.co/4B5EQIbJFq

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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TL;DR: Kirby: a galactic civilization of Honeypot ants competing against other space dwelling sociofungal species.https://t.co/XpwzQXuby4

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago

→ Hive clones share a collective food reservoir ∵ Kirby's stomach is an extra-dimensional void.∴ Spit Attack evolved ∧ Proto-trophallaxis https://t.co/ZhNVvej5JN

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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who supplied DeeDeeDee with monsters? Nightmare Enterprises, Another Dimensional Wizard.Outsourcing to Koopa Bros?https://t.co/8pHr5pO65Y https://t.co/VuGLuIZpAU

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago
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I wonder if lifeform altering staves are actually made of Crystallized Phazon? That would explain why creatures on yoshi's island are weird.

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