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The herd can controlled by fear, and leans toward novelty seeking behavior. Also can smell fear in each other's piss. http://t.co/Bt3b3yJqtQ

"Here we elucidate the hydrodynamics of urination across five orders of magnitude in animal mass"https://t.co/mOFm0XLrbY

"WATCH: Why Sloths Almost Die Every Time They Have to Poop"https://t.co/dVil20kChJ

"And all that piss covered sloth hair?"https://t.co/oLjtVEIUjN

The problem with this mathematical model of cows is they don't account for their poop tubes.https://t.co/nCnPCyw5TO

Grazing horses would act the same way as those cows - their poop is also better modeled using stress reactions: https://t.co/5o5ulUGbnY

The rhythm method (of chewing cud?). https://t.co/DFVFG2huXb

Herd animals are just giant walking poop factories operating on the same principles as decentralized supply chains.https://t.co/9jMlOZiv5f

All of my twitter threads are slowly converging into a mixture of feces and politics.https://t.co/mRiYXmHpxr

Why do I care about this shit?https://t.co/aRbNaHXr2T