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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
As civilization collapses due to deoxygenated water, become a lobster and learn to ride jellyfish blooms. https://t.co/tAuifrLLpv

UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
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Valid reasons to piss in a bottle: you're traveling to mars and need to recycle all your waters.https://t.co/Ff9iZIhg16

UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
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Also valid reasons: to talk to the president about urine cleaning and the complexities of space travel.https://t.co/rMTURwXSuw

UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
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I'm not allowed to piss in bottles to test my theory of growing algae to feed tadpoles and produce O2. 😅https://t.co/8m1p5hYqjo