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(i'm beeing srs)https://t.co/T5oC7vF4ku
Do bees have feelings? [2011]https://t.co/xbjUBhwMr4
Do Insects Feel Emotions? [2016]https://t.co/pNdnCaVEC2
Bee Cum: Good? It's Simple: to know bee semen better, follow those who know more it than you (on twitter dot com) https://t.co/daNkNWNWY6
Most people don't know this, but bee semen and bee vomit are not the same thing.https://t.co/JKff4UPGoD
Technically, honey isn't really even semen OR vomit. I haven't checked myself tho. (that wouldn't be nice to bees.)https://t.co/5KsmYvsoMw https://t.co/rvdDPc7vfU
After seeing the word rectum in that last tweet: you are now thinking about bee butts. Big fluffy bee butts. :3https://t.co/X75LLD7Y8B
And here's a ladybug laying eggs: https://t.co/Y4sqMEpRSR
*dances* 🐝🐝🐝https://t.co/Ujx6fwizzS
Just because it's Tuesday, here's a video about how some bees go about masturbating flowers.https://t.co/DNmZgVDrSe
Fuzzy bees can be pet.But fuzzy "ants" are full of lies and pain. Avoid if possible.https://t.co/9HAxcQeKNT
Happy Saturday.This plant covers flies toys with viscous sex juices. It then abuses ants to spread it's progeny...https://t.co/7wO04YC3RP
In other dirty plant news. This one's called "giant misshapen penis" and generates heat at human body temperature.https://t.co/Gu4PUTSv4i
If you think parasites are gross, don't look up "demodex spiders"https://t.co/cBvT5sXehz
What are demodex spiders?Well, @cyriakharris describes them here as "F*ck-mites".https://t.co/rlT2rxzMsV
"Do I f*ck myself? Very well, then I f*ck myself, I am large, I contain demodex." — Walt Whitspiderhttps://t.co/WvpxLBouVH
Leaf-cutter Bees are using green plastic sheets, and Resin Bees are using polyurethane sealant. How weird is that?https://t.co/T8F40KoVTG
I've dug up these before as a kid and never realized it was bees that did it. Bees are so cool.https://t.co/FKEA6XVQJz https://t.co/R0bkYQWDsu
My goal this year is to pet all the bees.https://t.co/uQLphrqmn8
I didn't know so many people remembered by birthday! 🐝👀 https://t.co/7L9U48I6jS
“Even insects express anger, terror, jealousy and love, by their stridulation.”~Charles Darwin (1872)https://t.co/xWEQzmFQWK
Google Alerts + "bee semen" = @PascoSheriff been reusing copyrighted watermarked version @FreeArtDotCom stuff. 🐝💦https://t.co/2T1wDkbn5N https://t.co/jcqOHimMvl
@PascoSheriff @FreeArtDotCom Someone at @RT_com seems to have seen the HUGE watermark and blurred it out. LMFAO:https://t.co/Uwv6Gp0fxV
For actual news on bee semen, here's some quality content from 2013:https://t.co/HzvJ2lV4sr
And a surprisingly detailed article about Australian bee semen: https://t.co/fK47LlK7Q2
"everyone wants to know how you get semen out of a bee [...] you can find... there are videos of this on youtube."https://t.co/T3HOpP8vDx
I keep reading that bees explode when they have sex. But I can't find videos of that for the life of me.https://t.co/BxElyf6hzp
I'm... actually surprised that thermoses of exploding semen aren't more of a concern. They are a big business.https://t.co/ZfjV3z3by4 https://t.co/I3PyzcuMB3
"Do Insects Have Emotions? Some Insights from Bumble Bees" [2017] https://t.co/ymFAy7QpC0 (h/t @GoatsThatStare)
Also, here's some bees!https://t.co/AsUEFGcMRw
This is not how you pet bees, OMG. https://t.co/Y6xxbSpPKk
Just bumbling around with some memes."tempting the colony into sub-optimal foraging strategies"https://t.co/A1g937CSDs https://t.co/vMXBsvsvqW
