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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

Currently cooking: Psudo-Soylent Eat Bars!Jamie Mantzel Style: https://t.co/6Sx1urSfgJ

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8/27/2016
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago
Replying to @ultimape

120g whey powder, 6 packs of 'soylent' (Carnation Instant Breakfast), 4 eggs, 2c water. All the oatmeal. Bake 325 until eggs won't kill you.

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8/27/2016
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago
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This was a triumph!Taste just like cardboard. https://t.co/9LVfEIiee6

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8/27/2016
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago
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I'm calling my creation 'eat-loaf'. It's super dense, very dry, and has a texture life meat.Best served with coffee.

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8/27/2016
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago
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My mum called it 'sweat-loaf', so there's that.

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8/27/2016
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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
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Still prefer my homemade eat-bars over these. Sad I don't have a space to cook. https://t.co/gG2zGL7XH7

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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago

I just scored 11 @RXBAR from discount food store for $0.40 a bar along with a ton of @ClifBar for ~66% off.Gonna poop well this month 😍 https://t.co/fHLYq1znRP

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3/2/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
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Been using 2x Coffiest (woo 30% off) for breakfasts. Taste like Wheaties.A case in: my farts are noxious. 😷Shame it's above my budget.

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3/2/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
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I don't mind chewing my food, it's the decision anxiety & prep that gets to me. Might try actual "soylent eat-bars" w/ some of the bottles.

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3/2/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago
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Looking up what might be involved in cooking Soylent: I found best quote on the topic yet: https://t.co/A7WvvEb7XtEating food = sex? LMFAO https://t.co/X68B1McvV4

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3/2/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 8 years ago
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Did some digging on idea. It seems cooking Soylent would lead to loss in many of vitamins I want access to. Shame. https://t.co/ots59R26Wo

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6/17/2017
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UltimApe@ultimape• about 8 years ago
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Still haven't found good explorations of Soylent Natto or Yogurt that I'd trust, but the idea is interesting. Likely taste awful, but hey!

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6/17/2017