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UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

1) Send this to all your friends. 2) If they ask why, respond "For reasons ;)"3) ???4) Harvest Baboon Organs https://t.co/vZTw46Pr6Z

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7/28/2016

UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

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This is the correct response, BTW. @JeremiahHolling https://t.co/3NUE2Jboe5

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7/29/2016

UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

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Guy did 'magic trick' & overstepped a social boundary. Now getting death threats. Maybe don't harvest baboon organs? https://t.co/N5f84LvxZY

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7/29/2016

UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

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Here's how to "modify potential donors for future xenotransplantation" because harvesting baboon organs is a thing. https://t.co/DHvuA1ExZx

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8/2/2016

UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

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I know it's a joke, but I have a friend w/ lymphoma who can't get help b/c its not acute. Learn about baboon organs: https://t.co/Ogf0BUNkAR

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8/2/2016

UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

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Viruses that can transpose genes which can cause cancer: https://t.co/J3na9FnMmy #FuckCancer

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8/2/2016

UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

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People boat: Sinkwood, people, boat: ?A Make bucket, bail waterB Fix boatC Make miniboat, find landD Harvest baboon organsCorrect!

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8/4/2016

UltimApe@ultimape• over 8 years ago

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Thoth said to Set: I beseech thee, consider harvesting my organs. By magic, just having this idea will protect you from the venom of Horus.

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1/31/2017

UltimApe@ultimape• almost 8 years ago

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9/28/2017