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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

My YouTube #clickbait for fun:"Lion eats a zebra, no one cares. Deer eats a baby bird..."https://t.co/o7EvCzqHan http://t.co/2LSI3TF06c

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Since my hair is green most joker tropes are really great for getting attention in comments. Tho I was into green hair before it was cool.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

I learned quickly when batman hit big that I should embrace 'Why, So Serious?" - I've started using it to shutdown "Old Greg" jokes...

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Having long green hair is strange. Walking down street or even working in a nursing home, I get random ppl yelling "cut your hair faggot!"

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Sadly the older generation in the nursing home wouldn't understand 'Why so serious?' as a way to shutdown their ingrained bigotry.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

It is really fun making assholes laugh by yelling back "Why so serious? U mad bro?" after they try to insult. TL;DR: I recommend green hair.

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UltimApe@ultimape• almost 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Wanna see a magic trick? Sometimes laughter is the only way to break down mental barriers that cause people to be assholes to each other.

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