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UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Got a copy of all the transactions from last year to report to get help with housing.It doesn't even fill one page. Its all groceries. #FML

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

I take that back, there is also the debt collector 4 student loans. That company is sharks. But people doing Customer Service are very nice.

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

I mean, they'll happily keep deducting the minimum $5 over and over again so that I can get out of default. Who need a positive bank sheet?

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Poor Customer Service people have to stick to their script. I tell them I'm losing my wife and probably going to kill myself because of this

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

And they can't really even do anything but say I'm sorry. My heart breaks for them. I can't imagine the shit they must have to endure.

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Now I can tell them that I'm getting help for my depression and hoping to get on foodstamps soon when I call them to have them stop.

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

I make myself out to be pretty awesome on the internet. But I'm secretly dying inside. Therapist said I should talk to someone about it.

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

But I don't have anyone but you. And all you'll tell me is to stop whining and stop trying to get attention. And that I should kill myself.

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Seriously, way to miss the point internet. Way to have compassion for fellow man. Glad it was just an alt-account that got banned on reddit.

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Maybe I can live off of spite and hatred - wanting to prove the world wrong about me. That gives me an idea for a new twitter background.

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

But I digress. I may have lost of my wife, but she's still my best friend. And I'm not homeless, and I'm mostly fed now. #hope

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1/15/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

I spent my last $5 on a steam game to cheer up my soon-to-be ex wife.Need more love in this world. Play video games:http://t.co/ySHrkLr3PO

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1/19/2015

UltimApe@ultimape• over 10 years ago

Replying to @ultimape

Check out #TMMTO #HOPE by Ultimape on @DeviantArt http://t.co/uxoVxRuPNc

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1/19/2015