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Matt Bateman@mbateman• 4 months ago

5yo: *turns bedside light on and off a million times per second first thing in the morning* me: Gahhhh 5yo: I love grownups me: ??? 5yo: They get so anxious when you blink the lights

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9/7/2025
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Julian is daddymaxxing@DeeperHumanLoop• 4 months ago
Replying to @mbateman

@mbateman – "now tell me about your childhood..." :D

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9/8/2025