Matt Bateman@mbateman• about 2 months ago

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me: You okay up there? 2yo: https://t.co/tpMNL8Dkyx

Bannef@Bannef_• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Every darn time, these children were meant for the trees. Is this your home? It’s beautiful, I’m curious what the art means to you.

Kenny Evitt@KennyEvitt• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman A natural 🧗🏼

kasey@kaseyklimes• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman the children yearn for the trees

teddy 🎁@teddypresent• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman the height of agency

Peter Kazanjy@Kazanjy• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman There were signs.

Zy@ZyMazza• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Yikes!!

Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️@GarrettPetersen• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman My 2yo is the exact same way. My 4.5yo was the opposite, even at age 2. Most cautious child you ever met.

Phoenix𝕏@Xaraphim• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman kids have no fear man 😭

Nick Walker@nw3• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Why are you flexing your ceiling height on us?

Andrew T Almonte@almonte_an52884• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman You should frame this photo and also hang it somewhere.

Hell Toupee PkD@mardybumnn• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Very jealous. My 2 yo is now throwing himself off the high surfaces and I'm trying to explain when the ground is a trampoline and when it isn't. He seems to bounce either way but man...

Jonathan Ballerano@jballer• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman The composition of this photo 👌

JustSomeNp@justsome_np• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman This an accidental renaissance lol 🙌🏼

johnny v5@generativist• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman this guy

Anna Gát 🧭@TheAnnaGat• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Also: Love that Wright painting!

whoreaborealis@Actualwebutante• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman I don’t want to be an overly cautious mom but this did elicit a yelp out of me

alice@aliceisplaying• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman i love the composition

🅱️ is in NYC in October@babieswithb• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman pikler triangle final boss

yolo@yolomycholo• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman That picture is sweet

Matt Jugo@Jeanvaljean689• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman I cannot help but hear this music in my imagination, when I see this picture https://t.co/O3N1ElF2St

zach@zachoverhere• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Onward and upward!

Marc Lowenstein@murglmurgl• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman And, in true dad mode, your first reaction was to take a picture.

Patrick Skinner - edu/acc@PSkinnerTech• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman That's taking the Pikler Triangle to a whole new level.

Matt Grimm@mttgrmm• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman This is my daughter... A very spirited girl who loves climbing to the tippity top of anything she can find (and is now on a competitive climbing team!) Stay frosty 😬😂 https://t.co/twY95YD1jN

Sam@sbworld• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman he's doing great!

John Locke@WellitHappened1• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Generally toddlers are trying to kill themselves 50% of the time.

Aengus@SolsticeSunday• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Lower the picture about an eight of an inch just kidding

croix@taintcroix• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman And you stopped to take a pic?

Brownian Motion@cobrownell• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Your wife isn’t going to be happy

Hulk Hogan’s Ghost@realcrazyvideo• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Here’s the video https://t.co/POZrU9E5k6

☉rthonormalist🧭✡️@orthonormalist• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman Mfw I could tell you live in Texas from this shot alone

Reality Check@KeeperofReal16• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman picture is about 2-3 inches too high. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Javier@javelartin• about 2 months ago

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@mbateman That was an intentional pic but we need to know how you did it. It'd be interesting if photoshopped but managing a 2yo to stay there for the shot would be waaaay more interesting to know