Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼◀️🔽▶️@GarrettPetersen• 4 months ago

1.9yo: "Paddleboarding." Mommy: "Did you hold on tight?" 1.9yo: "I hold on. I don't fall in the water. There fishies in the water. And duck. I catch the duck. In my hand." Mommy: "What would you do with the duck?" 1.9yo: "I have duck. In hand."