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UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Hey you! Do you wanna support mad scientists in your area?I just launched a merch store ala @FourthwallHQ!!!You can buy weird ass shi(r)t from https://t.co/CLyCmY1mPw and I get a cut of the profits! https://t.co/K05Wu9eowy

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Forthwall does print-on demand T-Shirts etc. for creators.I have been watching twitch streamers who use it, and am impressed with their offering. Everything is managed, payments and all via them, they send money to me ala Stripe.https://t.co/5Qod34FuSe

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

I now have a collection of knockoff shitpost T-shirts about shape rotation. Thanks @uwutoowo1 https://t.co/JmDSk8R9sNhttps://t.co/k68TFGXmg2 https://t.co/BIViDocnsf

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

They have my favorite T-Shirt! Comfort Colors!I literally only wear these. They are so soft it doesn't trigger my autism sensory stuff at all. The dye process is also environmentally friendly and holds up well to washing. https://t.co/xUIPFHBVCphttps://t.co/mLupZNQrTr

UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

I know the complete supply chain and owners of every factory and company that made my cotton T-shirt. I avoid added sugar like the plauge. I am looking at growing my own tobacco.

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

I currently have set them to give me ~$5 in profit which pays out in $25 increments. So if 5 people buy a shirt, I'll be able to buy a new set of shirts for myself!https://t.co/floZPxGR78

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

If any one is curious, you can get t-shirts and hats for cheap from Michael's. https://t.co/hnjwLTe9uxhttps://t.co/XwnU9jyRJkYou can just do things.https://t.co/5Qod34FuSe https://t.co/Ust9wBNWvG

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

I'm going to be grouping things into collections as a way for people to 'vote'/ influence on where their donations go. I only have one collection for now, but plan on a couple more.You can perhaps think of it as a continuously running fund raiser for my projects.

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

E.g. the "Exotic Ice Cream Flavors... for SCIENCE!" collection is a direct reference to my unhinged ice cream flavors thread. https://t.co/PaBNA2jqgiIf you buy any one of these, the money from it will most likely go toward my experiments with Ice Cream! https://t.co/AGgMJvMe1d https://t.co/y5Pdr68ZWt

UltimApe@ultimape• about 9 years ago

Business idea: portable gelato cart, sells odd flavors like pumpkin spice/smoked salmon, & sriracha banana splits."Gelateux be kidding me"

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Just got a (nearly) free proof copy of the shirt. Not bad pricing on shipping! Will follow up with IRL product shots when it arrives. https://t.co/7RXVRwsyQG

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

It looks like I can end up seeing your name (as a 'supporter'), but not the shipping address, FYI.

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

I think i'm going to have couple different collections tied to my alchemist / herbalist research.So if you want to support my addiction to Fire Cider, consider buying a pretty picture of a bee or a rose!https://t.co/JZ3zw0uo9Y

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Roses are good for you. Please don't forget to stop and smell the roses.https://t.co/TMjDxP8QVt

UltimApe@ultimape• almost 6 years ago

A rose hip a day keeps the doctor away because roses are in the apple family.I took a photo of this a few days ago. I had no idea it was a 'rose hip'. https://t.co/DXRBDwQP6r

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4/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Gonna make a line of t-shirts that have a bunch of designs showing you how to cut them into a face mask and they'll only come in orange. I'll sell them at as close to zero profit as I can just cuz."This Is not a mask"https://t.co/56IXpGmWov

UltimApe@ultimape• over 5 years ago

8x ~7inch squares as a mesh in a varying grain pattern, and an outer layer.https://t.co/nDG2wSs5QZ https://t.co/oExIxUjnQb

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4/4/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

I think a line of T-shirts with weird survival diagrams on them would be sick AF.Did you know the Corsi-Rosenthol Box diagram is allowed to be sold commercially? CC BY-SA 4.0 is <3https://t.co/vINDeoDydF https://t.co/xCNYUpFufc

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4/4/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Been rocking filter boxes before corsi, and will continue to rock filters after corsi. <3"A Variation on the “Box Fan with MERV 13 Filter” Air Cleaner" https://t.co/AGnz3PBcZDhttps://t.co/MWxgGa0mhU

UltimApe@ultimape• over 5 years ago

Instead of getting an N95+ mask. Consider instead spending that $ on a box fan and some air filters. Improving the air quality in your home may do more to improve your chances of survival than wearing a mask.https://t.co/xBj9nbdrSM

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4/4/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

One of the things I am excited about is helping my GF heal her hands. She's am amazing artist and my favorite weeb.I can't sell these cuz they are © @ikuni_noise , but look at how good they are! I'd love to get these on a shirt.https://t.co/DO6eBzL8Vc https://t.co/4RQRq26UT4

UltimApe@ultimape• over 4 years ago

I learn so much weird ass shit from my weeb GF.Like the scene where two bears sniff each other's butts is why I started researching the gut microbiome of hibernating bears.https://t.co/5YXimaPOGQ https://t.co/GJYqKUtISN

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4/7/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

The T-Shirt proof copy came in!It's surprisingly high quality.(link for reference: https://t.co/ltbuQNjrTH) https://t.co/TVtqrAdIkM

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4/17/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

I should make this into a shirt.https://t.co/K4DVIJR1cD

UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

My "May you have dog shit energy" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.https://t.co/I1beM7GBde

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4/25/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Wow! Someone bought 6 shirts and a hat!Whole team of people gonna be wearing my shi(r)t. 🥰I will be able to buy new T-shirts thanks to you. All my old ones have holes. 🥲

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4/30/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Going to use the blanks for drafting up new shirt ideas. I want something to help fund acquiring gorilla poop.I remember as a child, me and my dad used to use iron-on crayons to make our own shirts. Gonna see if I the GF want to do some coloring with me :3

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4/30/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Someone ordered the desk-pad and it looks amazing!If you buy this, I get ~$8 in a donation. You get a really good desk mat, and I get jealous."It's incredibly nice though high quality and beautiful" https://t.co/mIQYQuBcEc https://t.co/t3UuUs7ItZ

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5/3/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 4 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

True to my word, I got a bunch of cheap fresh T-shirts yesterday. Going to turn my old ones into tank-tops.Got a whole bunch of colors to experiment with art. Also manged some crayons on clearance. (not: shown 2 x 64 pack of crayola)https://t.co/jBXLlUkPhn https://t.co/HepLNs4GI0

UltimApe@ultimape• 4 months ago

I got a bunch of crayons on clearance from Michaels so I can do prototypes of T-shirts. Gonna have my GF redraw a marmot for me.The flesh tone ones end up being a perfect match for it.Maybe no one wants to buy it. But I would love marmot shirt anyway.https://t.co/i0PgDQSBxS https://t.co/IRWorJUa6Y

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5/11/2025