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@eigenrobot @dog_rates We can rebuild them.https://t.co/slPL0X4kKfWe have the technology.https://t.co/clVp53v6kPWe must find the long lost pup.https://t.co/jUVxdgvBsgSo we can rate it.

@eigenrobot @dog_rates I wanna pet the dog who is trapped in the bad environment.https://t.co/L4GRfiYfIr

@eigenrobot @dog_rates We could find out how to head boop the missing pooch.https://t.co/nkLNcq1ot5

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Imagine what we could learn from a dog lost to time.https://t.co/SsaWTgZf1p

@eigenrobot @dog_rates We just have to frame it as good boy. To rethink this space. https://t.co/yB3XrhkXU0

@eigenrobot @dog_rates "To confront cancer is to encounter a parallel species, one perhaps more adapted to survival than even we are."â Siddhartha Mukherjee, The Emperor of All Maladieshttps://t.co/JJF5h17ZFV

@eigenrobot @dog_rates We could have good dogs. We just need to find out why it is hiding.https://t.co/UE7yQpSk7b

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Have you considered the dog breed that is literally a cancer? https://t.co/wogWuWuzM7

@eigenrobot @dog_rates "Creating a sperm or egg from any cell? Reproduction revolution on the horizon"https://t.co/33dej2FsuZ*Any* cell? đ§https://t.co/oK5zalg0OC

@eigenrobot @dog_rates They giving autistic doggos LSD now.https://t.co/GH6EWowsuB

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Hypothetically this could be an immortal dog. We can call her Peaches.One step closer to bringing ancient mammoths back from the dead. https://t.co/VAJuwFt2hGhttps://t.co/dccJZn9Nbe

@eigenrobot @dog_rates I'm a menacehttps://t.co/iGxzqZNpbQ

@eigenrobot @dog_rates We may even be able to recreate ancient dog poop microbes if we have enough variety from modern species.https://t.co/dnYGOyVgfO

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Asked my GF to make me a fossilized dog poop crystal necklace for use in pendulum dowsing.https://t.co/tvnMQiDkEz

@eigenrobot @dog_rates I think that may be one expensive dog breed, so I better figure out how to find gold.https://t.co/pXBLe3HPf0

@pup_god Neo: So are you saying I can actually use a pendulum to dowse for gold by leveraging synesthetic experiences to induce distortions in my mental map of an envirionment?Morphious: No, neo. I'm saying when you are ready, you won't have to.https://t.co/MD2PTTBLCI

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Oh look, a way to identify dog shit fossils by looking at dog DNA. And its over 9000! https://t.co/uK2wgbw1p5Recreating an ancient species from their poop is next level. https://t.co/AGzGWxUm8i


@eigenrobot @dog_rates GF: "Jurassic Bark?""who let the dogs out" đhttps://t.co/uAjMtoMRRH

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Looking up if I can buy samples, and it turns out people are trying to make it extinct! Tragic."Despite 130 years of research on CTVT, several characteristics of this transmissible cancer remain poorly understood and no vaccine is available yet." https://t.co/2FnY185op5

@eigenrobot @dog_rates This person blocked me after I told them I was gonna get famous for using dog shit to change my gut. Jokes on her, it worked. The company sells CRISPR kits to make this real BTW. https://t.co/xfWtGuL79Q

@eigenrobot @dog_rates I'm not an ex-nasa microbiologist, I just really think dogs are neat. Rabbits make good dog food.https://t.co/8SULDtuCri

@_gg_eashwarran @SabinehazanMD @ResilientDad Hand rearing rabbits to experiment with enhancing their gut bacteria (as a food source would be a great investment opportunity). I'd recommend having a wing focusing on infectious disease resistance and vaccine efficacy, like how they can contract covid. đhttps://t.co/0jGGPZb1RY

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Is it ethical to make a dog out of cancer?https://t.co/xsKyzJcXc0

Ethical Exogenesis or Bust."Who actually gestates [...] the cloned animals? This may be the most serious problem with pet cloning. The cloned dogs and cats donât simply materialize; they are âgrownâ in the body of a dog or cat who serves as a surrogate. https://t.co/9wUYMCmOZO

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Is it ethical to genotype dogs against the owner's knowlege?https://t.co/2uG5kKzLdh

@eigenrobot @dog_rates is it ethical to collect dog poop, genotype it, and use that genetic information to attribute it to their own so you can fine them under UK's nuisance laws?https://t.co/oeIsyafHpp

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Poop genes, get your poop genes here.Now with mandatory pet dna samplinghttps://t.co/0V1ht98wiahttps://t.co/Z5HMOjchFz

@eigenrobot @dog_rates > "procedure is as simple as collecting a sample of feces and then analyzing its genetic markers in order to identify its animal origin. After being identified by its feces, officers would proceed to sanction the dogâs owner for not scooping it up." https://t.co/HCf8g3q3l2

@eigenrobot @dog_rates > "Under the PetDNA program, the buildingâs dog owners are required to submit a cheek swab from their pooch for a DNA scan. [...] offending poops are found, they are packed up and mailed to PooPrints, a Tennessee company that will ID the poopâs maker." https://t.co/jM1Och9E1W

@eigenrobot @dog_rates What else can this be used for, one wonders.https://t.co/vyF4wN4QHR

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Picking up my dogs poop and composting it so the glowies can't use it to monitor my microbiome. Said no one ever.https://t.co/t5CZKqtknc

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Dog poop spreads disease, donchaknow.https://t.co/3rZVmq39Z4Wouldn't it be funny if I was trying to build a microscope platform to test for various diseases in feces? Then I can have my dog shit where I want and would be able to go to court with proof my dog shit is clean.

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Its very important that you send us your dog's DNA! very important that we have it on file.https://t.co/MmW63lvqpS

I bet nobody one except for @4LOVofScience & crew are thinking about the future when we use metabolites of the skin microbiome to detect friend from foe.Are we becoming more like ants every day? Or are we already ants, and we just don't see it.https://t.co/Mkrs78aJJs

@eigenrobot @dog_rates You don't want to spread disease, do you, citizen?https://t.co/52RAjNbaYr

@eigenrobot @dog_rates "tsuishin... sou ieba kyonen,kamisama ga kiete shimaimashita.ningyou to no KOMYUNIKEESHON  itsumo retsu ga akanai...chinami ni koko no  ID KAADOBAAKOODO no gobanme no suuji detamashii no shurui ga wakaru no desu.sou nan desu. HAITEKU mansai"đśhttps://t.co/okLcoZI7PG

@eigenrobot @dog_rates That's not my dna, that's my dogs.https://t.co/7el7Ak79Nd

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Its funny cuz it's technically true. I literally used a dog's gut bacteria to change my gene expression.https://t.co/CLEn0cjOjz

@eigenrobot @dog_rates They Don't Think It Be Like It Ishttps://t.co/ymHhtyb7iy

@eigenrobot @dog_rates But It Dohttps://t.co/5GgyT6FQpg

@eigenrobot @dog_rates woof/acchttps://t.co/eG62raHaDp

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Gonna call the next dog I get "wizz-erd" and appreciate all the gifts they make for me.https://t.co/bdoNiyz1s9

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Can I pet that dawg?https://t.co/Ucg5tT7D13

@eigenrobot @dog_rates Fun fact, if you call grok a turd, it will tell you how to use modern cloning technology and Yamanaka factors to turn a tumor into a stem cell.https://t.co/zFsLE0rrMG

To be clear, it is not ethical to get your mom pregnant with puppies. Please do not.This is really just a crazy way to get grok to teach me about comparitive human and dog pregnancy so I can steelman immaculate conception in a round-about way. https://t.co/GmILghQrtM


@eigenrobot @dog_rates It really doesn't like it when you call it a turd and use terms like 'bruh'. It's like a magic spell that lets you talk about making brain organoids and figuring out how to extract dog shit microbes to recreate lost species thru CRISPR.https://t.co/K8fPC7E6sV