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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

My dad died of stroke, so I am smoking an drinking to spite him. https://t.co/JJZhnwpm1F

UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

What is a flex? https://t.co/oPfdBSTrB3 https://t.co/p6utdB35pG

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Fuck you, in particular. https://t.co/0c98MYzLvO

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Write Drunk, Edit Sober.Well, I can tell you someone was right drunk last night.https://t.co/gf9cI1cqBZ

UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

It seems in my drunken haze I decided that it would be funny to fuck with some bacteria & get them to go into a biofilm state at the same time as I had a bunch of anti-biofilm herbs in my system.🤣https://t.co/8dRbAElUAJ https://t.co/Jaj4DFfSED

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

I found out I threw up all my chicken nuggets. Now I'm sad.

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Its funny to me that I am using investigative skills to figure out what the fuck I did when I was drunk.Using my twitter as a memory aid is quite useful.https://t.co/f1lpqSYNaz

UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

I love when Sherlock Locks-in during that fight scene. Always gives me chills.https://t.co/Q99iGs7Had

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

(The "you" in the 'fuck you, in particular' message was a message to future me...)https://t.co/AR3Fsj5VzR

UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

@eigenrobot I write for future me, that guy has lot of fun untangling my puzzles.

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Playful trickster bastard is a lot better than sad drunk.https://t.co/78z255LtPf

UltimApe@ultimape• over 2 years ago

- be a jerk- shitpost- take everything seriously, even the jokes- fuck around and find out- post infrequently and in sporadic bursts while being annoying to others.- write for myself- don't think about anyone but future me- rant even when not askedhttps://t.co/DrBG5q8avz

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

It's fun that I can treat my drunken states as an alter because I know that my mood is different while drunk, and have a pretty good idea on the feeling of when I'll not have a memory the next day.https://t.co/7mRmDokwzs

UltimApe@ultimape• over 5 years ago

Sober me, Please learn to take care of yourself. Drunk me doesn't like that he's here to cope with you bullshit https://t.co/Fa47DEwrWN

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

One does not simply understand rick & morty. https://t.co/pcHzAiwnVh

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Oh hello there, simple method that would allow me to listen to the scream of dying demons as they drown in the alcoholic ether of my mind. https://t.co/jGql8EiFpA

UltimApe@ultimape• about 4 years ago

I'm sorry, what?"Sensing bacterial vibrations and early response to antibiotics with phase noise of a resonant crystal"https://t.co/AiBYOq7fPShttps://t.co/PXlYXfSoq8

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Fart. Tiny microbe farts.https://t.co/UuYTBCQSi2

UltimApe@ultimape• about 4 years ago

DeepSqueek this shit. I wanna know what my butt bugs are saying."Production of sound waves by bacterial cells and the response of bacterial cells to sound"https://t.co/WGkN0hXu8k

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

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😝🐁🪤https://t.co/VniwJe1kpv https://t.co/cDcJD9cskH

UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

@Grimezsz If it doesn't exist yet, there ought to be a viable way to use deep learning techniques to monitor the voices of chickens like we can do in mice.https://t.co/FKrjxjSTIKI hear you're good at music :3

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Antibiofilm tea for chickens?https://t.co/VLrn1fdAK5I wonder if Jägermeister is safe to feed them.https://t.co/6wpUYQ0jlx

UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

@Grimezsz I think a tool that measures distress in chicken sounds, and correlating it with measures of cortisol in their poop would be minimally invasive.https://t.co/lTVTPk3OfR https://t.co/wVuStchCMz

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UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Is this why they call us TPOT?https://t.co/VeaNLbJy9L

UltimApe@ultimape• 7 months ago

Tea is full of lead sure, but unintuitively it doesn't leach in the water? It can actually sucks more lead out of the water when you brew it? Wild. and testable."can remove about 15 percent of lead from drinking water"https://t.co/UHqi2kXSPK

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UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Mmm, Brandy.https://t.co/AdmJT1SsZA

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UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Now that i know how much alcohol makes me black out, I can dial in the numbers and optimize the anti-stroke effect of alcohol and zinc.https://t.co/lvVlftyqzA

UltimApe@ultimape• over 3 years ago

"Researchers long assumed alcohol impairs memory because it kills brain cells. Indeed, long-standing alcohol abuse can damage nerve cells and permanently impact memory and learning. It is unlikely, however, that brain damage is behind acute blackouts." https://t.co/kYnWfotpP0

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UltimApe@ultimape• 6 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

Locking in...https://t.co/DySTUUE7Oi

UltimApe@ultimape• about 3 years ago

@TheIronTory I didn't know that Vermouth was originally used medicinally either. It seems there are two varieties. I learned that tin that 1000 year old recipe that could kill MRSA that it was a dry white wine they used. I bet you could emulate it. https://t.co/per4YaTta7

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