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Me and my GF call these derp dogs. https://t.co/xTb4nt63Gc
if any one has a Rhodesian ridgeback who's in a healthy state, DM me.I want to become one.https://t.co/PapiVsZCRR
OK, now I need about ~$4500 plus gas so I can buy and drive a freeze dryer out to some person's property to harvest it. https://t.co/yitz8qg8P6
Cost breakdown:freeze dryer for $3000https://t.co/0ZcvFB2aA13x dog gut tests would cost $375 https://t.co/2Z3af7etkZVet fees for parasite tests approx $300 (per dog) https://t.co/lcZ2Pvnmk3Gas? IDK yet.
Can probably go cheaper with some work. Would need to experiment with freezing and safe shipping/storage methods.I have some notes on cheap DIY coolers that might work to keep the stuff on ice in a compatible thermos.https://t.co/8gocO5DRsjhttps://t.co/DMFIDxTgEm
The last thing I want is a thermos full of dog feces to explode during transport or handling. Can you imagine dying from shrapnel made of frozen dog turds?https://t.co/mBc5B7psG3
Friendly reminder, if you call police in Florida about your potentially exploding semen thermos, the information is considered public record and the news media can (and will) requisition the ID. This is why "florida man" is popular.https://t.co/spArWAz9Vzhttps://t.co/jXKY5ZvzCp https://t.co/BlHQvC00a1
I'm buying another mini fridge on clearance for $50. I think I can get the freezer from the one I bought for the original trial down to some pretty cold temps. Can make the compressor run in overdrive by keeping fridge part open.https://t.co/We1j62xVYPhttps://t.co/PLuVvmb45J
A freeze drier would be much more simple and I know it works for FMT. As long as it's kept out of moisture and fairly air tight / room temperature, it seems to last for a while.If I had my own property, I'd have so many freezers full of shit right now.https://t.co/tG0Ffpe5hH