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eigenrobot@eigenrobot• over 2 years ago

me vs the guy @selentelechia tells me not to worry about https://t.co/Q6JDERrRAt

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2/15/2023

eigenrobot@eigenrobot• over 2 years ago

Replying to @eigenrobot

"mischievously comply with your wife's request" feels like one of those games you can only play in a relationship if it's going very well

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2/15/2023

Matt Bateman@mbateman• over 2 years ago

Replying to @eigenrobot

@eigenrobot Makes a good marriage better and a bad marriage worse. Therefore it is always a good move

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2/15/2023

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @eigenrobot

@eigenrobot Mom used to try to pull this on me until I ate an entire raw onion like this.Protip: ranch dressing can be healthy for you if you make it with kefir/buttermilk and natural herbs. The kefir neutralize many bad bacteria.Store lettuce is not good though. https://t.co/vpfoIhhz8S

UltimApe@ultimape• over 5 years ago

Does anybody know if UPC information for food recalls is available via an API? It would be fun to cross correlate historical health problems against stuff like lettuce & dairy infections.

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot You are more likely to die from the lettuce than anything else affaict. "Lethal Weapon" https://t.co/SbvNDeuQda https://t.co/nttwZPAVCJ

UltimApe@ultimape• over 5 years ago

When did you stop eating lettuce when you go to restaurants?I've been scared of the stuff for years.https://t.co/vRxa2OGJIr

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot x-risk of lettuce causing a massive outbreak of contagious disease.... not good. https://t.co/rLfQsNajTR

UltimApe@ultimape• almost 4 years ago

@literalbanana We assume E-coli outbreaks in Lettuce is from fecal contamination.But what if it's not. https://t.co/bgKZDQhq8n

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot So if it was real authentic ranch dressing, it might literally make him live longer than the lettuce.https://t.co/XLPyRMGkN6https://t.co/EI8WPUPTQt https://t.co/O4NcgRfxoB

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

@DrEricDing What if fermented raw dairy actually improved the gut ecosystem in a way that fought off the main reason why flu kills people?https://t.co/djw69HUdUf

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot I mix kimichi into my ice cream, YMMV https://t.co/HfGJh7EGl3

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot One of the more interesting things about authentic fermented ranch dressing is that many of the sulfurous herbs added to it (as well as the kefir/buttermilk itself) can help the body resist the heavy metals that are sometimes in lettuce. https://t.co/zF4KShLr0S https://t.co/Tqu18Ov7KF

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot https://t.co/rd1GPGUA94

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot I'm imagining a reply to this by the husbando talking about how he loves how him and his wife grow their own lettuce in their garden & make their own ranch dressing, while bringing up these talking points.

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• about 1 year ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot (sorry for the rant, been obsessed with identifying wild lettuce the past few days after seeing https://t.co/LOpG0pONsk )

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9/1/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• 12 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot "The researchers were a little surprised to find such differences in E. coli survival [...] many current hypotheses about the seasonality of outbreaks linked to lettuce focus on differences in the prevalence of the E. coli pathogen in the environment." https://t.co/rIeDw3tUbK

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9/18/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• 12 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot I bet somewhere in our history there are stories about wild lettuce being haunted by fall demons, and there are rituals involving lacto-fermentation and storage that fight it. https://t.co/dFggtgQLhi

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9/18/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• 12 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot All we got now? "just make it cold bro"https://t.co/DNNSZGCMhoAnd other things that don't account for that odd seasonal resilience of E. Coli.

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9/18/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• 12 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot Studying the history of lettuce in our myths and stories to understand how to stop an E. Coli demon.https://t.co/dZWYVvM0DF

UltimApe@ultimape• over 1 year ago

@eigenrobot Gonna banish so many demons.https://t.co/bbnveOdUFF

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9/18/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• 10 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot Did you know Kefir fights E. Coli infections?https://t.co/U5apR6qFhB

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11/24/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• 10 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot Amazing what else it might do.https://t.co/uxArnuQKVj

UltimApe@ultimape• 10 months ago

@goblinodds Human Adenovirus has been found in 93.3% of samples of lettuce in some cases. No one bats an eye when you go buy a head of raw lettuce from the store and put it uncooked in a salad. Our foods systems are batshit insane. https://t.co/qugicHVMhT

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11/24/2024

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot Good time to not eat veggies https://t.co/SU1xniwDUf

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4/21/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot meanwhile, i'm trying to go vegan lmao.

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4/21/2025

UltimApe@ultimape• 5 months ago

Replying to @ultimape

@eigenrobot He needs some (fermented) milk.https://t.co/HNG9WQzW80

UltimApe@ultimape• about 2 years ago

It seems Kefir on a bacteria incubator plate neutralizes e. coli provided it is made with colostrum. It is durable and improved by longer fermentation.This should be replicated to be sure. https://t.co/4PMHJRpoSM

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4/21/2025