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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago

It is useful to understand when you are dealing with a person who can be persuaded and when you are dealing with a state machine which has formal transitions for some things you could say and literally no emotional response per policy. https://t.co/kbmi5iT2Fp

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yatharth ༺༒༻@AskYatharth• 10 months ago

@patio11 holy shit dangerous professional voice works so much better than being nice or being angry https://t.co/7O8ul0dg3U

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

The second is a much better model for many large bureaucracies than the first. This drives some people to hate bureaucracies, which is an aesthetic reaction they are welcome to. And it causes some people to return to the interpersonal maneuvering script that they expect to work.

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

I recommend not choosing to lose.

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

To the extent one bemoans the lack of empathy among customer service reps, consider; 100 calls a day of which 10-20% are the most unpleasant interpersonal reaction you’ve had this month and 2-5% are frothing-at-mouth abusive. Adjust up depending where you are in phone tree.

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

They are trapped in this call with you and when you put down the phone an automatic system will connect them with the next person in the queue.

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

One of my frothing-at-mouth earfuls was delivered by an attorney who swore a blue streak about me attempting to call him multiple times to do unsolicited telesales. On third call, with no pre-amble, I started reading from the fax he had just send our order entry department.

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

“…Oh.” “Yes sir just attempting to be a good citizen. I will destroy without reading the other 107 pages. I recommend double checking the recipient’s number. Have a good day and thank you for calling *name of employer here.*” And then *sigh* right back to the queue.

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

(~25 years ago I paid for university in part by a summer job in seasonal order entry for a large office supply company.)

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

(With 25 years of hindsight one can appreciate that from the perspective of the employer that junior order entry clerk taking initiative to speak to an attorney on an obviously important matter is not regretted attrition from the other entry department.)

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

(They liked me, and attempted to retain me as call center management if you can believe that, but that job institutionally wants the cogs to understand they are cogs.)

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Patrick McKenzie@patio11• 10 months ago
Replying to @patio11

(This is not precisely what they said in orientation but an older and wiser Patrick has come around to the POV that not all statements made to employees are necessarily true reflections of one’s desires.)

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