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Matt Bateman@mbatemanabout 1 year ago

When my 1yo wants something to happen immediately, he’ll say “two, one”, imitating my countdown when the microwave is finishing. Small children treat their first bits of cognition as sacred treasures; they are masters of cargo cult rituals. https://t.co/i5FPaZKsoo

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sedate snail@sedatesnailabout 1 year ago
Replying to @mbateman

@mbateman it's incredible. when 1.5yo gets mad he hits (the table, whoever) while saying "no hitting!"

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